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JOHN WANTS ME TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY
 

AnOminous

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This was produced proudly by a near-40 year old man and not Chris Chan.

Fuck, why even bother putting together attack ads? There's nothing we can put together that would be more damaging than throwing this around. Unless you want to just go for shattering the most sacred lie in Wu's world.

Just string together a couple minutes of John snarl-ticcing with crazy shit like this that looks like it was created for an episode of Criminal Minds, add some discordant strings to it, throw in a moon rock or two and John looks like the batshit crazy raving nut he is.

You don't even need to go into the tranny shit at all, and in fact it's better you don't. After all, there's the political incorrectness of that, but on top of that, being a tranny actually excuses looking a little weird. If they just think John is actually a woman who looks like that, they'll just assume he's a freakshow. Which is also true.
 

Francis York Morgan

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You don't even need to go into the tranny shit at all, and in fact it's better you don't. After all, there's the political incorrectness of that, but on top of that, being a tranny actually excuses looking a little weird. If they just think John is actually a woman who looks like that, they'll just assume he's a freakshow. Which is also true.
Oh, I agree. If we were wanting to be legit, just a highlight reel of all the stupid shit she's done in the last month would be enough to torpedo any political career. I was just suggesting the one thing that would really hurt her. As we've seen so far, fucking up yet another career and pissing away more of Frank's money doesn't bother her for long.
 

AngeloTheWizard

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You guys are getting to focused on the picture and not on the fact that the "text" of that tweet is absolute word salad and doesn't make any god damn sense. What the fuck is a campaign production studio? Does John not know what an office is called?

We expect word salad from John. The picture is new and exciting.
 

女鬼

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How do you get lines that wonky in an art program.
By using the mouse or if she did it on a tablet her finger.

I guess the Tech Chic Chick can't bother with using a stylus.
I recognise it as an (overpriced) iPad drawing app called Paper.

It does have an option to draw straight lines, but clearly software engineeer BriWu doesn't need that.
 
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