a day in my life -

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1:00: Is worried because her dog has some kind of growth/swelling something, wants to let us know that she is her very best friend and that she's making an appointment to go the vet. But 'anyhoozle'

1:08: Is about to cook one of a number of shrink wrapped sweet potatoes that have obvious been in the fridge for some time. Long enough that one has sprouted and AL is confused and scared by the natural processes of food, so throws it away because she doesn't understand.

2:40: Someone says 'diabetes' and AL zooms in on it so fast she near gets whiplash, terrified someone might be spilling tea.

3:37, CHIN DAB, many in this video, bu that one stood out. Also there's a song that supposedly summons ghosts, which AL does not believe in but is scared of.

4:24: AL has woken up from a nap and looks like a bloated form of death himself.

4:38: planning on going to the sister's, but now are not. Not sure why this required a long explanation, probably because there was now no visit to stretch the video out with.

5:08: Becky calls over that she is still going and AL balks a this hint of independent thought, clarifying several times that she wasn't staying the night though. I'd say she sounds almost panicked, which was going to surprise me but then considering she is both dependent on her and hates being alone I guess didn't. I'm betting our gorl thought she'd lose her chance to go grab binge food.

6:45: AL says she's ugly, her sleep is bad which is wearing on her body (the lack of sleep, not the fat), flashes her bra strap and throws us a hunny boo boo. I contemplate implementing a policy where I'm only allowed to watch these videos drunk.

7:18: Tells us she picked off a skin tag (extra dainty of you AL)

8:05: Concerned about how her dandruff/pet hair infested sleep shirt looks right now, because usually when she wears it she has a cardigan and make up and looks good (!) and now has to go out to eat looks especially like herself.

8:24: Watches Becky clean the car of empty junk food while breathing heavily and makes a point of offering to help.

8:44 In a store, Becky seems to be struggling reaching down so far to look at the bottom row of hats.

9:21: New brand of wax melt candle things. We live in exciting times.

9:40: Oh God, the cackle. Becky runs from a rubber... mouse? Camera is blurry.

10:01: 3 pairs of new shows (2 supportless ballet flats and some flip flops) and a purple shirt she doesn't show us under the shoes because it's definitely not a sleep shirt. And of course, two new journals.

10:17: Oh God, I do not need to be this close to her. Unfortunately she's trying to secretly vlog Becky singing to the dog. A feat rendered pointless by her telling Becky a second later.

11:12: 10 solid seconds of wheezy laughter and AL's feet.
 
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I don't even know anymore y'all. Same shit, different day.

-She just woke up and is getting some laundry done. *I thought she stated she can't do laundry in one of her struggles videos??

-Twinkie is acting weird and has a bump on the side of her that keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger. She needs to schedule a vet appointment. *Amber, you are the lump on her side.

-Eric and Rickie bought Amber and Becky a taco blanket because they know she loves tacos, I mean blankets. It's like sooo soft.

-Anywhosles

-Amber wants a sweet potato and they're growing roots. She's scared and tells satan not today as she picks a different potato to consume. Queue to her peeling and cutting the potato up. How riveting.

-Rare glimpse of Rarity and Amber blowing raspberries. She complains that the animals stop doing cute things the minute she starts filming them. *Maybe it's because she starts screeching at them?

-"So I just got done eating" she hears Eric mention something about diabetes in the background and looks to him and snaps "What about diabetes?" *Oh Eric, you fucking card you.

-Screeches at Eric how cute his shirt is and talks about Becky being addicted to scary stories on youtube. She wants us to listen "Horses by david burn it summons ghosts and it's creepy." They go on to talk about it and Becky yells about it being a creepy pasta. blah blah the grudge, demons. boring shit

-She took a nap! Surprise! They were going to go swimming in the lake but it's storming really bad. Shit about Becky's sister going out of town for work. It's thundering out y'all and her animals have ptsd and are scared.

-Car ride time. Shitty music and Becky bobbing her head.

-Amber has been sleeping bad and it's wearing and tearing on her body honey boo boo. Amber had a skin tag and PICKED IT OFF. (the fuck? Is this a normal thing to do?) There's been a change of plans. Can you guess what it is? They're going out to eat!!! She's mad that she's wearing shitty clothing and no makeup and has to go in public. Becky has to clean the trash out of the car.

-WALMART TIME. Becky is looking for a new snapback bitches! The perspective of the camera is low, our gorl is in a scooter again. Becky doesn't want any of the snapbacks but Amber urges her to buy one. Gotta spend that money, boo. There is a new brand of wax melts and Amber is orgasming but she doesn't need any right now. She has over 100 wax melts.

-Amber has a rubber mouse and spooks Becky with it while she cackles like an insane asshole.

-Amber buys new flats, a purple shirt, more journals and Becky gets a movie!

-Home time. Becky is dancing and singing to Twinkie. Showing the pup way more attention than we've ever seen Amber give her. Poor twinkie, loves Becky and hates Amber. When Becky breaks up with Amber, Twinks will never see mama becks again.

-Amber has fluffy shoes on and cackles about how they look ridiculous on her. Becky calls them boojee.

-Aburpt ending-
 

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"[Twinkie] has been a little lethargic lately which isn't like her"
Um, no shit. A dog that obese is going to be lacking in energy.

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Wow, this episode is rife with perfect screencapable moments.

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Why is it that people who don't exercise prefer to wear clothing designed for exercise? Those awesome shorts that Necky was rocking are a prime example. Also, Necky will most definitely float, because fat does indeed float.

Wait...who is at Walmart with them? There's clearly another person besides Neck and Amber, because when Necky gets freaked out by the fake mouse and walks away, somebody clearly says "Let me see that Amber Lynn" at 9:54.
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