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1:00: Is worried because her dog has some kind of growth/swelling something, wants to let us know that she is her very best friend and that she's making an appointment to go the vet. But 'anyhoozle'
1:08: Is about to cook one of a number of shrink wrapped sweet potatoes that have obvious been in the fridge for some time. Long enough that one has sprouted and AL is confused and scared by the natural processes of food, so throws it away because she doesn't understand.
2:40: Someone says 'diabetes' and AL zooms in on it so fast she near gets whiplash, terrified someone might be spilling tea.
3:37, CHIN DAB, many in this video, bu that one stood out. Also there's a song that supposedly summons ghosts, which AL does not believe in but is scared of.
4:24: AL has woken up from a nap and looks like a bloated form of death himself.
4:38: planning on going to the sister's, but now are not. Not sure why this required a long explanation, probably because there was now no visit to stretch the video out with.
5:08: Becky calls over that she is still going and AL balks a this hint of independent thought, clarifying several times that she wasn't staying the night though. I'd say she sounds almost panicked, which was going to surprise me but then considering she is both dependent on her and hates being alone I guess didn't. I'm betting our gorl thought she'd lose her chance to go grab binge food.
6:45: AL says she's ugly, her sleep is bad which is wearing on her body (the lack of sleep, not the fat), flashes her bra strap and throws us a hunny boo boo. I contemplate implementing a policy where I'm only allowed to watch these videos drunk.
7:18: Tells us she picked off a skin tag (extra dainty of you AL)
8:05: Concerned about how her dandruff/pet hair infested sleep shirt looks right now, because usually when she wears it she has a cardigan and make up and looks good (!) and now has to go out to eat looks especially like herself.
8:24: Watches Becky clean the car of empty junk food while breathing heavily and makes a point of offering to help.
8:44 In a store, Becky seems to be struggling reaching down so far to look at the bottom row of hats.
9:21: New brand of wax melt candle things. We live in exciting times.
9:40: Oh God, the cackle. Becky runs from a rubber... mouse? Camera is blurry.
10:01: 3 pairs of new shows (2 supportless ballet flats and some flip flops) and a purple shirt she doesn't show us under the shoes because it's definitely not a sleep shirt. And of course, two new journals.
10:17: Oh God, I do not need to be this close to her. Unfortunately she's trying to secretly vlog Becky singing to the dog. A feat rendered pointless by her telling Becky a second later.
11:12: 10 solid seconds of wheezy laughter and AL's feet.
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