A DC Comics superhero bottomed for a mutant shark and it’s officially been declared as canon - people are freaking out about a throwaway line

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He was a bisexual crumpled suit-wearing detective who happens to be a warlock, he was a humanoid shark, can we make it anymore obvious?

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Let’s appreciate the fact that Constantine thinks going out with Harley is crazier than going out with a giant killer shark mutant
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In a scene from Justice League Dark: Apokolips War, Constantine and Raven are seen in an underground fight club where Constantine is paralysed with fear and embarrassment, noting that his ex is just facing them.

Raven look to see Harley Quinn staring at them both, prompting Raven to snidely go: “You and Harley? Gross.”

“Do I look mad?” an incredulous Constantine says, as the cartoon cuts to King Shark standing beside Harley. He then smirks, showing his zig-zagged teeth, before suggestively winking.

The snippet of the film went viral on Twitter, quickly tallying more than 1.1million views,

Animation writer and showrunner Mairghread Scott confirmed it all, even herself admitting: “I can’t believe they let me write this.”

Constantine is voiced by Matt Ryan in the animated film, reprising his role as the occult detective from Liverpool, England, from DC’s Legends of Tomorrow.

Both adaptations don’t erase his sexuality like some have in the past, instead, showing a depiction of bisexuality that is expansive, wide-ranging and truly does not care what people think.

Scott added in a follow-up tweet that she was “very proud” of the scene, but noted that the fan reaction surprised her.

“I was expecting to hear from Twitter folks thirsty for tortured, sad, bearded Superman,” she said.

“But I truly underestimated thirsty monster-f***er Twitter.”

Never underestimate thirsty monster-f***er Twitter. Never.



There you have it, folks. Constantine was sleeping with the fishes




So DC supports beastiality. Degenerates.
 

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Am i remembering wrong or is it just some recent comic stuff thats constantine is bi? Ill sidestep the fucking monster part since thats a thing he would do, i just dont recall him ever dating/fucking a man in the hellblazer comics. Though my knowledge of constantine is limited to that series so i might just be wrong.
 

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Am i remembering wrong or is it just some recent comic stuff thats constantine is bi? Ill sidestep the fucking monster part since thats a thing he would do, i just dont recall him ever dating/fucking a man in the hellblazer comics. Though my knowledge of constantine is limited to that series so i might just be wrong.

Since 1992 lol. Hes always been bisexual. Had boyfriends in the original comic.

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Hes actually more of an anything that moves type character. Though its ironic that NBC tried to hide his sexuality.
 

Crazedking

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Since 1992 lol. Hes always been bisexual. Had boyfriends in the original comic.

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Hes actually more of an anything that moves type character. Though its ironic that NBC tried to hide his sexuality.
Gotcha, I just didnt remember any times he was shown with a man. Been a while since i read that serie too.

Constantine is an equal opportunity fucker, he gets everyone around him well proper fucked (and dead) hehe.
 
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