A few questions for our new federal friends! -

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hello!
Thanks for showing interest in our wonderful little community here.

I just have a few questions for you gents and I was hoping you'd have some time to answer them:

1) Are you all actually niggers?

2) Do you glow in the dark?

3) Is hitting you with a car the only way to kill you in Minecraft, or is that a myth?

4) Do you guys have a sense of humor, or does the Moloch-worshipping induction ceremony remove it from you?

5) How long has my buddy @SIGSEGV been working for you?

Alright, that's all I can think of. Anybody else who has a good question for our new buddies Please feel free to add to this.

Hope you guys enjoy your stay, however brief it may be.


Edited per @medulseur’s suggestion, as we all know those pricks have no sense of humor.

 

[Medulseur]

Buddy you had best add "in minecraft" to number 3 if you know what's good for you.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Myth.
4) Of course we have a sense of humor, and the Moloch-worshipping ceremony is just good ol' fashioned fun for all ages is what it is.
5) I welcome our newest asset @SIGSEGV! Looking forward to working with him, he seems cool

 

[Strange Wilderness]

If the Feds are now monitoring this site and forcing Null to shutdown A&N and Happenings I have a couple questions too.

1. Who killed JFK?

2. What Planet is Elvis from?

3. Whats the deal with anal probing? Aliens travel millions of light years just to stick rods up our asses?

4. Why did you guys introduce Crack into the inner-cities and AIDS into the gay community?

5. Do your agents wear Boxers or Briefs?

6. What is the worst state in the country?

7. Who is the best poster on this site and who is the worst poster on the site? The answer is the same: CatParty

8. Who is best girl? Rei or Asuka?

 

[Professional Lurker]

Hey feds, does Santa really exist?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hey feds, does Santa really exist?

He’s the best spy they have!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

1. Do you enjoy getting paid to shitpost?
2. Are programmer socks required in the shitpost office?
3. How do you like your coffee?
4. Favorite Digimon?
5. Who's the hottest extraterrestrial in Area 51?

 

[draggs]

"new"

 

[Gingervitis]

Who is the most sexually attractive user on this site and why is it @Cowlick

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

1.Was Boxershorts47 your plant all along?
2. Is the Red-Brown Alliance truly run by Analog Devolved?
3.When is Tex15/Mochicake/PoundTora! coming home?

 

[Circular Tyrant]

Will you arrest me if I begin to cover myself in oil on a particularly rainy day?

 

[millais]

When registering your forum account, did you enjoy Lane's Text to Speech Adventure?

 

[R00T]

If the Feds are now monitoring this site and forcing Null to shutdown A&N and Happenings I have a couple questions too.

1. Who killed JFK?

2. What Planet is Elvis from?

3. Whats the deal with anal probing? Aliens travel millions of light years just to stick rods up our asses?

4. Why did you guys introduce Crack into the inner-cities and AIDS into the gay community?

5. Do your agents wear Boxers or Briefs?

6. What is the worst state in the country?

7. Who is the best poster on this site and who is the worst poster on the site? The answer is the same: CatParty

8. Who is best girl? Rei or Asuka?

1. Cyanide pill. the rest of it was to just cover that up
2. Elvis is from EL-9, just outside of the Milky Way. He's actually a joke on his home planet now because he dumbed down his music so much to make it palatable to humans.
3. Anal Probing is a misconception. The first abductees were a gay couple hiding out in the 40s and the Greys just thought that was how humans greeted with each other. We've had multiple conversations about it now.
4. It was a shitpost to see if drugs or sex would kill a community first.
5. Thongs. Leaves more room for the inner thigh holster.
6. New Jersey. Its where all the extra terrestrials land due to an MTV broadcast bouncing off a satellite and getting sent out into deep space. Also those jerks don't pump their own gas screw them.
7. CatParty just does everything in the job description.
8. Misato. Its been over twenty years its time to grow up.

 

[Rupert Bear]

FBI please don't take this site down, we love Israel

 

[Yotsubaaa]

1. Do you enjoy getting paid to shitpost?
2. Are programmer socks required in the shitpost office?
3. How do you like your coffee?
4. Favorite Digimon?
5. Who's the hottest extraterrestrial in Area 51?

1. Yes
2. Socks are gay.
3. A little bit white with sugar. We gotta have a little bit of white in there, but it has to be a minority.
4. The little worm guy from the 2nd season (I think?) Y'know, the Digimon owned by that edgy fucker who wants to enslave all the Digimon or something (I haven't seen any Digimon since I was a kid)
5. Marthza IMHO. But the rest of the guys at work make fun of me when I admit it, so don't tell them I said that.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

What happened to Shelly M
And JonBenet

Who kill Bob crane

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

do farts have lumps

 

[The Last Stand]

How much you get paid per honeypot?

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Plz fuck off FBI we just want to talk about trannies and fat girls

 

[MemeGrey]

I heard those guys at the CIA called you Fat Bodied Idiots and said you wouldn't know a terrorist from a terrier.

Don't shoot the messenger.