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I found this bit of unintentional poetry on the #sonichu channel earlier this morning. I just thought it was funny.
The Poem:
And the original IRC transcript:
The Poem:
Fuck the Ocean
An unintentional found poem by Dr. Smouse and chimera_psi_leporidae
Arranged by chimera_psi_leporidae
Setting: Stage is decorated with a huge overhead neon or back-lit plastic sign advertising Fireball Whiskey. Behind this sign is a screen onto which various overhead projectors are projecting various transparencies with information about Christian Weston Chandler. These are being swapped out constantly.
Fuck the Atlantic ocean
It's too deep
Interjection from collaborator pretending to be audience member: "Have you been drinking Fireball Whiskey?"
<pause>
no
i am not canine
<pause>
the fact that the continental shelf goes from ~150 feet to ~15,000 feet
10 miles away from each other
is ridiculous
and terrifying
thinking about that makes my stomach churn
just
fuck the ocean
fuck it
And the original IRC transcript:
Sun-12-05-02013'01:27:40 (1368343661) DrSmouse fuck the Atlantic ocean
Sun-12-05-02013'01:27:42 (1368343663) it's too deep
Sun-12-05-02013'01:30:06 (1368343806) chimera_psi_leporidae Have you been drinking Fireball Whiskey.
Sun-12-05-02013'01:41:06 (1368344466) DrSmouse no
Sun-12-05-02013'01:41:09 (1368344469) I am not canine
Sun-12-05-02013'01:49:46 (1368344986) the fact that the continental shelf goes from ~150 feet to ~15,000 feet
Sun-12-05-02013'01:50:15 (1368345016) 10 miles away from each other
Sun-12-05-02013'01:50:19 (1368345020) is ridiculous
Sun-12-05-02013'01:50:29 (1368345029) and terrifying
Sun-12-05-02013'01:52:09 (1368345130) thinking about that makes my stomach churn
Sun-12-05-02013'01:53:12 (1368345192) just
Sun-12-05-02013'01:53:14 (1368345194) fuck the ocean
Sun-12-05-02013'01:53:16 (1368345196) fuck it
Sun-12-05-02013'02:00:44 (1368345645) chimera_psi_leporidae That almost sounds like a beat poem!
