a haul you don't want to miss - 7/13/18

[LightEmittingDiode]

Hooktube link: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=K6NhPWTKKrU

- Amber serenades Becky
- 5 Below haul y'all! *shriek*
- Becky got some soooo freakin chuute sunglasses
- "Name the Celebrity" guessing game because Becky knows all of the celebrities due to doing nothing with her life except watching movies
- A super chuuute unicorn travel pillow (that doesn't fit around Amber's neck lol)
- More teenage boy shirts for Becky
- They are obsessed with pins now so they bought some pins
- Naruto magnets
- Donut flavor Tic Tacs because of course (Amber tries them and wants to go back and buy "the whole bin")
- A book called "400 Writing Prompts"
- Amber gets visibly annoyed because Becky had the nerve to take 3 Tic Tacs
- Becky doesn't like the Tic Tacs and Amber is secretly happy (more for her)
- A book about journaling called "Writing a Script for Your Life"
- Becky and her bolth got a book called "Burn after Writing" (Amber calls it "Burn After Reading" and says that the title is sooooooo funny)
- Amber shows us that she is drinking water y'all! She had gotten a tea but drank it all very fast because she was "so exhausted".. what
- Becky and her bolth also got a book called "Top 5 Mind Stretching Musings"
- The rest of the video is mind-numbing conversation between Amber and Becky with lots of hair flicking and neck wobbling.
- Amber signs off telling us how thrilled she is to be away from home and in this culturally rich place because she is used to her "boring, rural town".

All in all, a haul I would 100% miss.

"You're meant to wear it like this but I'm probably not going to"
I WONDER WHY

 

[drtoboggan]

I can’t watch it all due to the fat. She could play Blob in an X-Men movie.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I highly doubt shes actually having sex. She could spread her lymphedema legs as far as they could go, and you still wouldn't see her vagina. :islamic::islamic::islamic:

 

[ricecake]

Bought a bunch of shit at the dollar store. The end.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Amberlynn is a haul you can't miss.

Because she's so fat.

 

[pucheenpicaroon]

Oh shit, becky got some new graphic t shirts color me surprised.

 

[89elbees]

• starting off strong by saying she went to a sex shop but won't show us most of what she got because dainty :horrifying::islamic::deviant:
• Becky got ugly glasses
• Becky got a stupid game, Amber reads the examples off the box, Becky instantly guesses the right answer. This is clearly because Becky is a genius and not because she looked at the box before they got the game
• Amber gets a neck pillow. She "likes hardness under her"
• Becky gets 2 ugly shirts. Amber low key insults them. They're both size large
• Becky gets pins. Amber mispronounces 'Naruto.' Necks is not here for it
• Donut flavored tictacs. Amber makes an orgasm face and says they're amazeen. Wants to go back and buy the whole bin out. Becky is intrigued and tries them. She thinks they're gross. Amber's food aggression comes out as she gets pissed at Becky for taking 3 whole tictacs. Pretends to care about the calories.
• Amber gets a metric fuckton of journals
• Amber says this "vacation" is the joy of her life

Been a while since I took the bullet so there you go. One of her most exceptional videos recently.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Thank you for not even including the youtube link at all. Honestly, mean that without sarcasm. That was a good call.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I want to miss it.

 

[smallmilk]

"Burn after reading"
It says writing stupid

 

[Whatthefuck]

Mad at Becky for taking 3 Tic Tacs. Just HAD to comment that it's totally due to her awesomness that Becky got those pins (p-i-n-s, y'all, she needs for you to know that she knows the difference). Writing prompts for more Twilight fan fic. The ugliest shirts I've ever seen in a "LG" which is the largest large I've ever seen. She's literally orgasming over these fucking Tic Tacs the entire time. Then surprise, surprise after having like 10 of them in less than a minute she starts to go off of them. Becky story time. I swear, she really missed the mark with not showing the sex shop biz. That would have been actual content.

 

[Sanchez]

I love how bolth of them shoved a fucking handful of Tic Tacs into their mouth without blinking, and Becky didn't even like it. They can't even be satisfied with one mint. I'm mad on the internet about this.

 

[pickleniggo]

Fun fact: So I’ve had one of those donut tictac and the only way I can describe the taste is “moldy icing”. Figures Amber would like them. Also note the record speed in which she opens the package and gets the tictac into her face.

I also want to point out that Becky has a Deadpool shirt that is almost an exact match from Walmart. Does she only wear these things once or is she expanding so quickly she can no longer fit into tees from two months ago?

I COULD make a joke about the sex shop and buying something long enough to reach under Amber’s girth, but I won’t.

 

[John McAfee]

The travel pillow was recommended by an asspatter on twitter or yt to put around the seatbelt buckle in the car to prevent sores and bruising.

 

[RG 448]

Fta

 

[Long time lurker]

Bought a bunch of shit at the dollar store. The end.

Including a neck pillow she can't use and several books with writing prompts. At least two are "journals" for people who don't know what journals are. And this:

How to get attention when you want it is not something Amber should learn about.

Amberism of the day number 1: "very squishy hard" (referring to the neck pillow which is, I guess, hard?)

Amberism of the day number 2 (thanks to close captions): "she got this one spider-man on a eunuch" (It's a shirt where Deadpool is riding an unicorn)

Didn't Amber say in the last video she wasn't into Harry Potter? Today's video showed a collection of Harry Potter pins.

There is so little going on that Amber has to read from the box of some game she got. Riveting.

As a side note, I'd like to ask that people include at least a link to YT. I can only watch if I speed the video up, and rely on the transcription for a lot of the things I mention in my posts. Hooktube doesn't have those tools.

 

[foodiebloobie]

Amber was so incredibly exceptional in this video. It was giving me foreverkailyn vibes. Amber struggling to read the side of a box and trying very hard to convince us she LOVES writing but doesn't even have a pen. Okay then...
Bolth of these hamplanets are having the time of their lives. When she opened that book and the writing prompt asked "what do you do to waste time while at work" I just about lost it.




@LongtimeLurker hooktube does have a speed button. you have to click on the gear icon for the feature.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I love how she carries around her journal, buys more journals, is such a writer, but does she have a pen? No. she never carries a pen. What for? She never writes anything down.

And also too stupid to know that there's usually a pen and paper in the room.

 

[Not me]

Oh good god why did I watch it?

The way Necky just petted Hambeasts head nearly made me gag. It's this slimey touchey brushing motion....yuck

She really bought all this crap to show off her hayders. Guess what, fatty, I don't believe you read a single book in a year or ten; let alone write one.

And Starbucks water of course! Totally not sprite

 

[formerfatcow]

Amber was so incredibly exceptional in this video. It was giving me foreverkailyn vibes. Amber struggling to read the side of a box and trying very hard to convince us she LOVES writing but doesn't even have a pen. Okay then...

How do you drag multiple pillows and a queen size comforter everywhere but you can’t be assed to keep a pen in your purse?