A HOP, A SKIP, AND A JUMP - Jump roping from Eric's POV 1/21/18

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber attempts to twerk for a moment, then squeals loudly.

Eric and Rickie shop at Kroger (the rich white people's store) by themselves because it's too cold for "the beans".

Rickie compares each them to a differently shaped orange but leaves out Amber.

Agonizes over which ice cream to buy, with the freezer door open all the while. Must replace Amber's Yasso bars he ate.

Amber attempts to jump the rope barefoot but her one foot will not lift off the floor and the rope gets stuck between her splayed toes.

Eric is quite good at jumping rope.

Amber shows off her nutrition knowledge while they taste Halo Top

Rickie corrects Eric that prebiotic is pronounced PRObiotic.

 

[FupaQueen]

I wonder how it makes Amber feel when Eric calls himself fat lmao

 

[stronkwonk]

Talking about nutrition. "There's twelve protein"??? Protein taste? What the fuck is that?

 

[Long time lurker]

"There's twelve protein"???

I don't think she knows what the "g" stands for.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Love 17:30 when the attention is on Rickie trying the ice cream. Amber the giant woman baby cannot handle not being the centre of attention so she's being obnoxious and swinging her hair around then laughs and screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" the second Eric turns the camera towards her, as if her entire purpose wasn't to get attention and have him film her instead...lol

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I wonder how it makes Amber feel when Eric calls himself fat lmao

In one of her older videos, Eric had taken Twinkie and Hamber for a walk and when Eric mentioned something about him being "out of shape" or something to that effect, Hamber makes a snarky comment about his "perfect body" or some shit like that. She was pretty bitter about it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

And a few videos back she said he looked like "the chubby guy" (Al Borlan, Richard Karn) from home improvement, correcting to a "skinny version" of him when Eric got offended.

I guess they both have a beard.

 

[Lunete]

I hate everyone in this video.

 

[Rotogravure]

Amber attempts to twerk for a moment, then squeals loudly.

I am 99.9% sure that squealing is ERIC.

 

[Clown Baby]

We need a gif of that twerk, stat

 

[Shallow_Hal]

This comment cracked me up. ETA: she is so damn awkward when it comes to anything sexual because she literally has zero experience in bed or about sex. She can act like guys want to fuck her left and right but we all know what’s up

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

We need a gif of that twerk, stat

 

[C3PBRO]

 

[Malibougie]

This will never get old

 

[Mitch Conner]

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

 

[Gorl..]

We need someone to photoshop some hooves on that cow

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[SweetDee]

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Ok, this is genuinely funny.

Personally, I'd think it be a little dangerous for her to attempt jumping right now. Maybe she should stick to walking. If she fell and her ankle or leg folds under her somehow, it's gonna snap. Imagine being so big that a simple fall could maim you.

 

[spookyjimmy]

When you tell your fat autistic child we're going to Mcdonalds.

 

[Rotogravure]

When you tell your fat autistic child we're going to Mcdonalds.

Now I remember what that reminds me of!