A Jewish Man? ON CHRISTMAS? - Christmas

Shiversblood

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Jewish people, the people who love to steal money from the poor and give it to the rich, are attacking America's (USA for the illegal aliens on this forum *United States of America*) Christmas. They are trying to take away our american right to say Merry Christmas to people. Even under the threat of being fired at work or even being arrested if you get angry about it, under the threat of being tasered and thrown to the ground, American cops who were bought and paid for by jewish people!

The year was 1999.

December 1999.

59 year old Issachar Markowski was your typical Jewish Man. He had a very long nose, and loved taking advantage of poor people and ripping people off, and was a penny pincher, he was extremely rich. And he hated Christmas more than he hated life itself, and almost hated Christmas as much as he loved stealing money from the poor.

Issachar Markowski was born and raised in Jewish Israel, and moved to the United States earlier in the year to make more money. He got a business associate job working in a office when he arrived in the USA, stealing the job from an American.

Its a cold, below freezing snowy day in December when he arrives in work and takes the elevator up to the 100th floor to his office. Issachar sees a very beautiful Christmas tree nicely decorated in the corner. He becomes enraged.

"What is this?? WHAT IS THIS!" Issachar screams, pointing at the Christmas tree hysterically.

"Its a Christmas tree, haven't you ever seen one before?" Brad says, a 46 year old Business associate American worker.

"I am JEWISH! You can't have a Christmas tree in here because I am JEWISH!" Issachar screams.

"Oh come now, we put a Christmas tree in here every year for the past 20 years. Its Christmas time." Brad calmly explains.

"BUT I AM JEWISH! " Issachar belligerently shrieks.
"So what! None of us are Jewish." Chimes in Yoshimo, a first generation born Japanese-American.
"YOU MUST ACCOMMODATE ME BECAUSE I AM JEWISH, YOU MUST TAKE THIS TREE DOWN." iSSACHAR lunges for the tree.

"Back the fuck up fool!" Darius says and grabs issachar from behind and puts him in a choke hold. "No need for violence man." brad says, attempting to difuse the situation.

'AHHHHHHH" issachar shrieks and thrashes around like a wild animal and bites darius arm he screams in pain then issachar delivers a upper cut to darius face knocking him to the floor then yoshimo grabs his stapler off his desk and starts hitting issachar in the head with it, issachar quickly kicks yoshimo in the nuts, darius jumps up and quickly punches issachar in the face breaking issachars incredibly large nose, blood shoots out like a water hose onto darius buisness attire shirt,

"ISSACHAR IS THE GRINCH TRYING TO RUIN CHRISTMASSSS!!!" DARius yells, the whole entire office becomes enraged.

"stupid fucking jew!!!" co workers scream.

"Everybody just calm down." Brad says, which only causes issachar to pulls out a knife and charges Brad with it. brad quickly grabs issachars wrist and twists it to the side, breaking issachars wrist, and loud popping sound is heard from his wrist. the knife falls to the ground as issachar screams in pain. Darius picks up a chair and throws it, hitting issachar in the head knocking him to the floor.

Yoshimo picks up and chair and begins hitting a window with it.

"Good idea homie." Darius says, and picks up another chair and helps yoshimo, they end up shattering the glass of a office window.

Issachar, who is on the floor with a bloody broken nose and broken wrist gets on his knees then dives for Brads leg, and bites him on the leg.
Brad quickly shakes his leg free then kicks issachar in the face, knocking out a tooth, and causing isscachar to cough up some blood.

Darius and Yoshimo run over to Issachar and pull him up to his feet, then drag him over to the window.

"No, Please no!" Isschar says.

"I AM SENDING THIS JEWISH DEMON STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL!" Yoshimo screams, and he and Darius hurl isschar out the window. Issacghar screams as he falls 100 feet down to his death hitting the concrete loud sounding like a sack of cement.

Darius, Yoshimo, and Brad are all three arrested and found guilty of first degree murder, and are sentenced to life in prison with no chance of Parole. But at least Christmas was saved that day.
 

Haramburger

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"No, Please no!" Isschar says.

"I AM SENDING THIS JEWISH DEMON STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL!" Yoshimo screams, and he and Darius hurl isschar out the window. Issacghar screams as he falls 100 feet down to his death hitting the concrete loud sounding like a sack of cement.

Darius, Yoshimo, and Brad are all three arrested and found guilty of first degree murder, and are sentenced to life in prison with no chance of Parole. But at least Christmas was saved that day.

Based Yoshimo, 10/10 fanfic, Merry Clapmas®

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Tetra

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Jewish people, the people who love to steal money from the poor and give it to the rich

Lmao you're so bluepilled you think it's the jews

It's the fucking krauts. Never trust em, shoot em on sight. The jews are just a distraction.
 

Shiversblood

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Look, buddy, I know you're trying for lolcow of the year, but I think this is too little too late. Repost this on January 1st, and keep at it, and you'll be sure to have a Halal thread by summer. I believe in you!

my brain is simply too large for halal. much better men in the past have tried to halal me, and the end result was i simply trolled them.
 

Bogs

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I'd believe you, if Israel was actually a country in 1940.

Edit: >implying a jew wouldn't pass up the opportunity to make money on Christmas
 
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AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Jewish people, the people who love to steal money from the poor and give it to the rich, are attacking America's (USA for the illegal aliens on this forum *United States of America*) Christmas. They are trying to take away our american right to say Merry Christmas to people. Even under the threat of being fired at work or even being arrested if you get angry about it, under the threat of being tasered and thrown to the ground, American cops who were bought and paid for by jewish people!

The year was 1999.

December 1999.

59 year old Issachar Markowski was your typical Jewish Man. He had a very long nose, and loved taking advantage of poor people and ripping people off, and was a penny pincher, he was extremely rich. And he hated Christmas more than he hated life itself, and almost hated Christmas as much as he loved stealing money from the poor.

Issachar Markowski was born and raised in Jewish Israel, and moved to the United States earlier in the year to make more money. He got a business associate job working in a office when he arrived in the USA, stealing the job from an American.

Its a cold, below freezing snowy day in December when he arrives in work and takes the elevator up to the 100th floor to his office. Issachar sees a very beautiful Christmas tree nicely decorated in the corner. He becomes enraged.

"What is this?? WHAT IS THIS!" Issachar screams, pointing at the Christmas tree hysterically.

"Its a Christmas tree, haven't you ever seen one before?" Brad says, a 46 year old Business associate American worker.

"I am JEWISH! You can't have a Christmas tree in here because I am JEWISH!" Issachar screams.

"Oh come now, we put a Christmas tree in here every year for the past 20 years. Its Christmas time." Brad calmly explains.

"BUT I AM JEWISH! " Issachar belligerently shrieks.
"So what! None of us are Jewish." Chimes in Yoshimo, a first generation born Japanese-American.
"YOU MUST ACCOMMODATE ME BECAUSE I AM JEWISH, YOU MUST TAKE THIS TREE DOWN." iSSACHAR lunges for the tree.

"Back the fuck up fool!" Darius says and grabs issachar from behind and puts him in a choke hold. "No need for violence man." brad says, attempting to difuse the situation.

'AHHHHHHH" issachar shrieks and thrashes around like a wild animal and bites darius arm he screams in pain then issachar delivers a upper cut to darius face knocking him to the floor then yoshimo grabs his stapler off his desk and starts hitting issachar in the head with it, issachar quickly kicks yoshimo in the nuts, darius jumps up and quickly punches issachar in the face breaking issachars incredibly large nose, blood shoots out like a water hose onto darius buisness attire shirt,

"ISSACHAR IS THE GRINCH TRYING TO RUIN CHRISTMASSSS!!!" DARius yells, the whole entire office becomes enraged.

"stupid fucking jew!!!" co workers scream.

"Everybody just calm down." Brad says, which only causes issachar to pulls out a knife and charges Brad with it. brad quickly grabs issachars wrist and twists it to the side, breaking issachars wrist, and loud popping sound is heard from his wrist. the knife falls to the ground as issachar screams in pain. Darius picks up a chair and throws it, hitting issachar in the head knocking him to the floor.

Yoshimo picks up and chair and begins hitting a window with it.

"Good idea homie." Darius says, and picks up another chair and helps yoshimo, they end up shattering the glass of a office window.

Issachar, who is on the floor with a bloody broken nose and broken wrist gets on his knees then dives for Brads leg, and bites him on the leg.
Brad quickly shakes his leg free then kicks issachar in the face, knocking out a tooth, and causing isscachar to cough up some blood.

Darius and Yoshimo run over to Issachar and pull him up to his feet, then drag him over to the window.

"No, Please no!" Isschar says.

"I AM SENDING THIS JEWISH DEMON STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL!" Yoshimo screams, and he and Darius hurl isschar out the window. Issacghar screams as he falls 100 feet down to his death hitting the concrete loud sounding like a sack of cement.

Darius, Yoshimo, and Brad are all three arrested and found guilty of first degree murder, and are sentenced to life in prison with no chance of Parole. But at least Christmas was saved that day.

lol relax
 

Clown Baby

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"What is this?? WHAT IS THIS!" Issachar screams, pointing at the Christmas tree hysterically.

"Its a Christmas tree, haven't you ever seen one before?" Brad says, a 46 year old Business associate American worker.

"I am JEWISH! You can't have a Christmas tree in here because I am JEWISH!" Issachar screams.

"Oh come now, we put a Christmas tree in here every year for the past 20 years. Its Christmas time." Brad calmly explains.

"BUT I AM JEWISH! " Issachar belligerently shrieks.

'AHHHHHHH" issachar shrieks and thrashes around like a wild animal and bites darius arm he screams in pain then issachar delivers a upper cut to darius face knocking him to the floor then yoshimo grabs his stapler off his desk and starts hitting issachar in the head with it, issachar quickly kicks yoshimo in the nuts, darius jumps up and quickly punches issachar in the face breaking issachars incredibly large nose, blood shoots out like a water hose onto darius buisness attire shirt,

"ISSACHAR IS THE GRINCH TRYING TO RUIN CHRISTMASSSS!!!" DARius yells, the whole entire office becomes enraged.

"stupid fucking jew!!!" co workers scream.

"Good idea homie." Darius says, and picks up another chair and helps yoshimo, they end up shattering the glass of a office window.
Anyone like "fuck this I'm not reading that" is missing out. Fucking crying rn
 
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