A little late night disgusting tale from prison - This guy has some funny-ass tales to tell

[The Un-Clit]

Just wanted to share this particular one because i have a fucked up sense of humor (or I wouldn't be here) and revolting stories are some of my favourites. This dude is one of those former cons who have turned their life around and tells war stories from prison. He gets a little preachy on occasion but most of the stories he comes up with (like the trans-gender roommate surprise) are gut-busting funny. So here's a nasty.

Enjoy!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

These are pretty cool stories, and I don't think I would have found them on my own or Susan's Algorythm would have promoted them. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Revo]

It's an interesting and gross story tbh. Also, here's the archive of Nastiest things I saw prison edition. Hope you're not eating. (360p) :

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm glad people got a kick out of this! Another funny/gross vid was done just the other day, about some of the stupidest people he's met in prison, like the guy who watched too many prison shows and would do dumb shit like wash his own clothes in the toilet (that he scrubbed out, thinking the bowl you see is the only nasty part) and anyway, I might as well link it too. After this, you either like the stories enough to find the rest....or you don't. But this is another goodn'.

 

[Dick Pooman]

The "Life After Prison" YouTube genre is really fascinating. AfterPrisonShow is another pretty good channel. Lots of Top 10 lists of weird prison shit and other crazy stories.

 

[Coolio55]

The "Life After Prison" YouTube genre is really fascinating. AfterPrisonShow is another pretty good channel. Lots of Top 10 lists of weird prison shit and other crazy stories.

Can confirm that Lil' Dookie Drawers is a lit channel.

I assume we're all watching this shit because we expect to end up there at some point.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I like this one where talks about a man shaving his man breasts in his cell, Christine Weston Chandler style.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I assume we're all watching this shit because we expect to end up there at some point.

I got into it because of the prison cooking videos. Oddly enough the prison commissary items are almost exactly the same as the cheap shit I was eating when I was a student.

 

[Mariposa Colorado]

It is because of you, The Un-Clit that I found this dude. thanks for that!! Love his stories!

 

[Scrim]

I got into it because of the prison cooking videos. Oddly enough the prison commissary items are almost exactly the same as the cheap shit I was eating when I was a student.

The prison cooking videos are my favorite. Seeing prisoners be extremely creative by turning ramen into almost anything is amazing.

If I had to choose a video to highlight their ingenuity it would be this.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The prison cooking videos are my favorite. Seeing prisoners be extremely creative by turning ramen into almost anything is amazing.

If I had to choose a video to highlight their ingenuity it would be this.

Now that looks and sounds one helluvalot better then the usual prison Chi-Chi, that's for damn sure. It's good to find cheap/edible dishes like this and file them away in memory for times when I accidentally run out of propane and have to resort to nuking things up. Thanks for linking here!

Still, that tall mofo SUCKS at stirring. He was stirring that rice non-fucking stop for like 20 mins and added grease, egg, meat and veggies and soy while stirring each time, and still left a huge cake of unmixed white rice at the bottom of the bowl. Hang up yo con-chef hat, boi.

Spoiler: instant noodle sperging

I wonder if the delicious and inexpensive Indome Mi Goreng noodles are available in the US or Canadian prison commisary lists? They come with 5 separate liquid and solid condiments along with the noodles: Katjap,a spicy soy sauce, sweet hot sambal, spiced oil, fried onion crumbles and bumbu, your basic 'flavor pouch' like in Mr. Noodles/Top Ramen. You can get REAL creative with those things even without the urgency of making something edible in prison. I buy a bunch of 5 packs (which are usually under $1.50 for each 5 pack), take half of them and cut out each indivual condiment pack apart from each other and throw the noodles into a container all of them for separate use in various recipes, which are punched up a level with the right pouch or two. I keep the other half to be made and eaten properly. Amazing versatility and flavor for such an insanely low price. A few years ago I could only find them in Asian grocery stores like T&T, but now I am seeing them everywhere in big chain grocery stores, Walmart etc. The word is def. getting around on these, but you still have to go to T&T to get the other varients like Singapore noodle style, low heat, melt your brain heat, etc. I think a prison cook could do wonders with em.

If we get a few more good links tossed in here I might just have to rename this thread to something more general about awesome post-prison vids or something.

 

[Ol' Slag]

AfterPrisonShow is a borderline cow with the amount of internet "feuds" he has gotten into in the past. It pretty much sunk his channel.

 

[Scrim]

AfterPrisonShow is a borderline cow with the amount of internet "feuds" he has gotten into in the past. It pretty much sunk his channel.

That's what happens when you try to help and employ convicted drug addicts.

Now that looks and sounds one helluvalot better then the usual prison Chi-Chi, that's for damn sure. It's good to find cheap/edible dishes like this and file them away in memory for times when I accidentally run out of propane and have to resort to nuking things up. Thanks for linking here!

Spoiler: instant noodle sperging

I wonder if the delicious and inexpensive Indome Mi Goreng noodles are available in the US or Canadian prison commisary lists? They come with 5 separate liquid and solid condiments along with the noodles: Katjap,a spicy soy sauce, sweet hot sambal, spiced oil, fried onion crumbles and bumbu, your basic 'flavor pouch' like in Mr. Noodles/Top Ramen. You can get REAL creative with those things even without the urgency of making something edible in prison. I buy a bunch of 5 packs (which are usually under $1.50 for each 5 pack), take half of them and cut out each indivual condiment pack apart from each other and throw the noodles into a container all of them for separate use in various recipes, which are punched up a level with the right pouch or two. I keep the other half to be made and eaten properly. Amazing versatility and flavor for such an insanely low price. A few years ago I could only find them in Asian grocery stores like T&T, but now I am seeing them everywhere in big chain grocery stores, Walmart etc. The word is def. getting around on these, but you still have to go to T&T to get the other varients like Singapore noodle style, low heat, melt your brain heat, etc. I think a prison cook could do wonders with em.

If we get a few more good links tossed in here I might just have to rename this thread to something more general about awesome post-prison vids or something.

Larry Lawton has a few cooking videos but I doubt you want to throw a live makeshift device in a bowl of water to boil your pasta.

 

[serious n00b]

AfterPrisonShow is a borderline cow with the amount of internet "feuds" he has gotten into in the past. It pretty much sunk his channel.

Can you fill me in on some of them? AY LIL DOOKIE STAIN

 

[Ol' Slag]

Can you fill me in on some of them? AY LIL DOOKIE STAIN

Just watch his channel. Go back and you see the internet slapfights he has gotten into with people.

 

[Bees]

Just wanted to share this particular one because i have a fucked up sense of humor (or I wouldn't be here) and revolting stories are some of my favourites. This dude is one of those former cons who have turned their life around and tells war stories from prison. He gets a little preachy on occasion but most of the stories he comes up with (like the trans-gender roommate surprise) are gut-busting funny. So here's a nasty.

Enjoy!

Thanks OP this guy is a gem

 

[The Un-Clit]

Thanks OP this guy is a gem

No probs, fam! I am glad so many people have been checking this thread out and finding Jay.

Today's ep was a very intense one.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Been going through some of Jay's earlier videos, he was a much rougher less polished storyteller, curses a lot more, and is alot more willing to talk about the bad shit he had done, and not just how much he regrets it now.

This 3 part series about the first time he got locked up in Philly, how it happened in the first place and how everything went down is harrowing to listen to. Here's part 1.

He has interesting stories, but I have a low tolerance of wiggers.

I hear ya, that's what almost turned me off of him right from the very start, but it's really just where he was raised. When you grow up with 90% of your neighbors, schoolmates and friends being hoodrat niggers, you talk like a hoodrat nigger. His storytelling is so good tho that I barely even notice now.

 

[Moloko]

He has interesting stories, but I have a low tolerance of wiggers.