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Welcome to the Lolcow Thanksgiving!
Plan a Thanksgiving celebration with your lolcows of choice. The worse they would get along the better. Also, it’s a potluck, so each Lolcow at the Thanksgiving celebration will bring a dish to share. If you want add extra stuff such as setting and decorations. Finally, end it with the argument that gets all the Lolcows to tard rage.
Example:
Guests + Dishes
- Amberlynn: extra dry chicken covered in four different kinds of Mrs. Dash
- Simply Sara: mashed potatoes with an entire container of sour cream, two pounds of butter, and 1/4 cup salt
- Jude Valentin: pumpkin pie with a raw crust and pumpkin with too much cinnamon
- Amy Ramadan: mac and cheese with turkey bacon bits and more bread crumbs than cheese (that has been accidentally left unrefrigerated for two days)
- Fit Vegan Ginger: raw farmer’s market corn mixed with nutritional yeast and nothing else
- Glitterandlazers: sweet potato casserole with undercooked sweet potatoes and a burnt marshmallow topping from getting too happy with the blow torch while drunk
- Lividlipids: fried chicken with a cranberry dipping sauce that has more sugar than cranberries
Setting
Amy Ramadan’s house with her husband and kids. As proper protocol, all women attending must wear hijabs. Everyone finds somewhere to sit among the mess, as there isn’t enough seating.
Decorations
There are none
The Big Argument
Fit Vegan Ginger gets angry after realizing she has the only vegan option, and insists that everyone else compromise by only eating what she brought. Lividlipids and Jude get angry and accuse her of colonialism and ableism. Jude whines about how her eating disorder won’t allow for her to eat anything anyone else made, so she orders takeout. Glitter gets offended by this. Meanwhile, Lividlipids is trying to educate everyone on how racist everyone is and of how privileged they are. Amberlynn gets angry and insists that since she had cancer and is a lesbian that she is the least privileged one there. This sets off everyone but Fit Vegan Ginger, who is still mad that everyone forgot to bring vegan dishes. The entire party ends with shouting and everyone angrily eating only what they brought with them before leaving.
Plan a Thanksgiving celebration with your lolcows of choice. The worse they would get along the better. Also, it’s a potluck, so each Lolcow at the Thanksgiving celebration will bring a dish to share. If you want add extra stuff such as setting and decorations. Finally, end it with the argument that gets all the Lolcows to tard rage.
Example:
Guests + Dishes
- Amberlynn: extra dry chicken covered in four different kinds of Mrs. Dash
- Simply Sara: mashed potatoes with an entire container of sour cream, two pounds of butter, and 1/4 cup salt
- Jude Valentin: pumpkin pie with a raw crust and pumpkin with too much cinnamon
- Amy Ramadan: mac and cheese with turkey bacon bits and more bread crumbs than cheese (that has been accidentally left unrefrigerated for two days)
- Fit Vegan Ginger: raw farmer’s market corn mixed with nutritional yeast and nothing else
- Glitterandlazers: sweet potato casserole with undercooked sweet potatoes and a burnt marshmallow topping from getting too happy with the blow torch while drunk
- Lividlipids: fried chicken with a cranberry dipping sauce that has more sugar than cranberries
Setting
Amy Ramadan’s house with her husband and kids. As proper protocol, all women attending must wear hijabs. Everyone finds somewhere to sit among the mess, as there isn’t enough seating.
Decorations
There are none
The Big Argument
Fit Vegan Ginger gets angry after realizing she has the only vegan option, and insists that everyone else compromise by only eating what she brought. Lividlipids and Jude get angry and accuse her of colonialism and ableism. Jude whines about how her eating disorder won’t allow for her to eat anything anyone else made, so she orders takeout. Glitter gets offended by this. Meanwhile, Lividlipids is trying to educate everyone on how racist everyone is and of how privileged they are. Amberlynn gets angry and insists that since she had cancer and is a lesbian that she is the least privileged one there. This sets off everyone but Fit Vegan Ginger, who is still mad that everyone forgot to bring vegan dishes. The entire party ends with shouting and everyone angrily eating only what they brought with them before leaving.