A Lolcow’s Beverly Hills Lawyer Threatened Josh Moon -
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My god, the desperation. Tommie actually believes this is serious. I can't believe Tommie thinks they'd discuss a pending action with them, just because they phoned up. Basically, Tommie wants free involvement with an ongoing case. A case that might not even exist. What a leech.
"Email me, I'm very busy". no, Tommie, you're not.
"Email me, I'm very busy". no, Tommie, you're not.
How much do you wanna bet that this is due to the Encyclopedia Dramatica fiasco?
Is he still wearing the same clothes from his pride stream yesterday....? 
He just doesn’t like being called when he’s masturbating over CP. It takes him hours to get it up and if anything breaks his concentration, that’s it for the rest of the day.
The coolie cap may as well be part of his body at this pointIs he still wearing the same clothes from his pride stream yesterday....?
Tom's African houseboy walking in while he's blathering on the phone like an idiot is just classic Tooter. How much you wanna bet Tom is paying this young man for dick?
Of course Tommy has a house nigger
The receptionist hates him, that was lovely. I wish I could buy her a drink for being able to read him so quick.
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It's like the dumb motherfucker never heard of attorney/client privilege and that any lawyer who just started talking about their client's business with some rando on the phone would be disbarred so fast their head would spin.
Of course, that's par for the course for this moron. After all, he was stupid enough to believe this was an actual call from a lawyer. As suspected, the call was from the idiot meth head girlfriend of Chaggot, who had some male, maybe her dad, call from her actual number and doxed herself so now we know her last name and all her relatives.
Tommy made a post on AMB about what he sent the law firm. Spoilered because it's babbling garbage. Enjoy.
The dastardly hoffman group strikes again!
Stange how these seemingly well to do lawyers and government men would "rub elbows" with a smelly hobo from a tent city and tell him all about their black ops narcotic distribution project....
That's the least insane thing in that whole story btw.
That's the least insane thing in that whole story btw.
Imagine sending that to a law firm and thinking it makes you sound sane. The Romper Room bit was funny. I don't recall Tom claiming to have been "locked out of the entertainment industry" before.
Tom has claimed to be locked or blackballed out of everything at one time or another....especially human genitals.
So which is it, he's beloved by everyone and world famous king shit, or everyone hates him to the point he's completely ostracized? Yeah, we know which one.
Romper Room? He considered being on Romper Room as the entertainment industry? In 1959? This was the earliest days of public children's educational tv. It was Basically a preschool class, only filmed. It's not like the kids were actors. They were 4 year olds doing preschool stuff. Only on TV. The kids got rotated out every few months. Romper Room was Tom's big break and he blew it so bad that he has been locked out of the entertainment industry ever since.
Lol. FFS Tom, do you ever even listen to yourself?
Full disclosure, I'm Gen X and actually remember this show. At the end, all the kids would lie down on the floor for a nap, and the teacher would get out a " magic mirror" through which she could "see" the kids watching at home. She'd throw out random names, " I see Bobby and Rebecca and I see Jonathan and Ashley..." I was always let down as my name was uncommon in the late 70's, but I knew that she was just spitballing anyway. It prepared me to be unsurprised by televangelists who claimed they could "see' viewers with heart problems, or kidney issues. Lol. Fucking Romper Room didn't get Tom blackballed, it was becoming an adult who masturbates to it.
Lol. FFS Tom, do you ever even listen to yourself?
Full disclosure, I'm Gen X and actually remember this show. At the end, all the kids would lie down on the floor for a nap, and the teacher would get out a " magic mirror" through which she could "see" the kids watching at home. She'd throw out random names, " I see Bobby and Rebecca and I see Jonathan and Ashley..." I was always let down as my name was uncommon in the late 70's, but I knew that she was just spitballing anyway. It prepared me to be unsurprised by televangelists who claimed they could "see' viewers with heart problems, or kidney issues. Lol. Fucking Romper Room didn't get Tom blackballed, it was becoming an adult who masturbates to it.
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