Let's Sperg A Major/Minor LP -

[c-no]

After responding to a post @Foltest made, I decided to LP this game. For those that don't know about Major/Minor, read it here.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kyle-...developer-and-all-around-popufur-trash.15297/
tl;dr a shit RPG maker game with furries that plays like a VN.

Now I decided to make this LP in hopes of at least letting any curious kiwi know how this game is, especially since I don't want to derail the Klace thread with a my shitty attempt at Let's Play. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Part 1 taken from my Klace post

- Game opens up with a hyena(?) looking furry. Says some meta stuff about you existing in or between two worlds even though you were on a bullet train. Says the place is called "The Ark". Me wonders if Klace is going to be original or something and have him be called Noah but the weird Hyena guy says his name is not of importance so lets call him "Not Important".

- Name our hero. In this playthrough, I call him Cocksuk Dickpoop for shits n giggles since I can't take this thing seriously what with all its drama. Since the game doesn't show what we look like, lets just assume our protagonist an anthromorphic chimpanzee that isn't a neon green radioactive abomination like some sparkle dog. After this, Not Important says we will have our own destiny. I hope mine is to fight the lead OC of this game. Not Important did say the "universe will bend to -you-."

 

[c-no]

Excuse double post but this is to squeeze more in with the LP. It's all divided up to the save points. Anyway part 2 of Major/Minor

-We come back to our senses and find ourselves on a bullet train. I have a sort of crisis or something as I feel that wasn't a dream (even though I'm sure that can be placed as a weird as hell dream anyone can have). My inner child weeb wants to giggle at the fact I'm close to Tokyo.

-We find out we are on this trip because of a Willy Wonka styled contest. I was one of the winners by finding a winning can. Said can is the *brand of Klace, the famous pop-star.

*We may as well make a drinking game out of this. Take a shot of strong booze every time we come across a reference of Klace. This will be shot 1.

-Stock hit damage sound effect from Morrowind commences and someone falls in front of us. This blue squirrel guy:
Note that his image is completely static. Though he says sorry, his appearance looks like that of a person insinuating or daring rather than one regretting what he just did. This applies to other NPC's as well. They have a static look, not showing any other emotion of some kind. Though he tells us his name later, I'll call him asphyxiation squirrel on account that his fur looks like he could be lacking oxygen.

-The train alarm goes off and asphyxiation squirrel gets scared, asking if we are going to die. I can only assume other passengers are rolling their eyes at the gaijin squirrel in front of them for being scared. Cocksuk however notes that this is something that could happen all the time on a train. Hopefully, Cocksuk is someone that could make a jab at people.

-Asphyxiation squirrel for whatever reason brought a conch shell. I can only think of Kingdom of the Flies at this point. Perhaps an anthromorphic pig with glasses could do something about this. While the squirrel looks for it, I just sit around, waiting. We then get a call from a guy named Rook. Here, we get a choice to make, telling him we might be delayed or that we will see him on time. I went with being delayed on account of the train not moving. Obvious answer from Rook is not liking this uncertainty. Meanwhile, the conch asphyxiation squirrel is texting away as Cocksuk notes. This should probably give you guys a hint. For a moment, I, the chimp Cocksuk, wonders if Rook will hold out a sign saying Cocksuk to know if I'm there, kinda like at those airports. We then wonder who the other *lucky founder of the contest is.

*Hint: We do meet this person later with
-Conch Squirrel tells us his name is Kila. Unfortunately, I find asphyxiation squirrel better. Anyway, we get another choice, tell our acquaintance what brings us to moonland. We tell him the full truth or we can choose not to tell. I chose the latter on account that I could get my ass sued for breaking the non-disclosure agreement of the contest. The squirrel however notes I can't say and says his own reason isn't special at all and then lets out a sly smile. He then says he wants to visit a maid cafe. I then get the choice in saying I too want to visit or that I have no interest in going to the cafe. I choose the former this time.

-After some exposition, we go back to thinking of what went on when we met Not Important in the intro. After feeling a sharp pain, Not Important appears before us. He says he's happy we asked the question related to the intro and then says "what if things were different" based off our choices. I can't help but feel Not Important tries to make this all sound meta or deep when this is really just some boring VN game. After exposition over the nature of "choice" things go back to normal but not before reaching the save point.

 

[Jaimas]

"The Furry Misadventures of Cocksuk Dickpoop"



Carry on, brother @c-no. You do the farms proud.

 

[c-no]

"The Furry Misadventures of Cocksuk Dickpoop"



Carry on, brother @c-no. You do the farms proud.

I will. Anyway, I'm trying to figure Imgur on account that I'm getting some problem in file upload here on the farms. Here's the Imgur of what I try to upload.

Spoiler: Major/Minor part 1 and 2 LP images

 

[c-no]

Decided to churn out a few more minutes so excuse the double post.

-Reality comes knocking back and Asphyxiation Squirrel Kila ask if we're okay. We then leave the train only to notice there aren't many people around. The squirrel is a bit disappointed by the lack of a large number of people. something something after that, we get Kila's contact info. All that's missing is "Social Link established". Kila then buggers off but he'll be back, trust me. No one can resist the charms of Cocksuk Dickpoop. We then come across someone important after wandering around aimlessly (as the text says. Remember this shit is a VN), said person putting their paw on our shoulder (someone get the cops, I'm being touched inapporpriately).

- Contrary to what I thought, it's not Not Important who molested me, it's a badger or weasel (or some other kind of mammal) furry with radioactive neon tattoos and a tablet. He notes we look terrified and dislikes that look. He says "don't look at me like I'm not supposed to scare you". Right because with his radioactive tattoos, I fear radiation poisoning. We then find out this is Rook. Oddly enough with fear, we managed to scare him by saying we might not make it. He's a guy that wants to be on schedule. He then defines the word strict. Because that's something Cocksuk needs despite being an acclaimed 6 year student at a community college.

-After that quick little English lesson, Rook ask where the next contest winner is. Before we know it, our asphyxiating squirrel friend came along, shuffling from the shadows (no doubt trying to be like a ninja). Rook notes how creepy Kila was if that squirrel was following us. With that out of the way, Kila looks at Cocksuk in astonishment of the chimp being the winner of the contest. We then come along another save point.
Imgur

Spoiler

 

[c-no]

Again, excuse the double-post, I decided to condense this part. Some parts of the game may as well get to the save point much quicker than others. Also, if this is really a VN that has no RPG elements whatsoever, it's pretty weak in that it's all words with very little choices to make (so far).

-After a little talk with the inside voice over Kila being the other winner, Cocksuk remembers being told that the universe bends based off choices he makes. If he makes certain choices, could this OC wank-fest of a universe implode? Would Klace be hated like Bieber in real life? Radioactive Rook finds the idea of a maid cafe cliche but lets it happen since Kila and I get to choose in where we want to go. Being a furry that knows of Japan, Rook says we go to Akihabara*.
*Take another shot, Klace owns some places in Akihabara. I have to ask, did a famous celebrity like Michael Jackson even own any stores in any country? Because this just comes off as more Mary Sue wankery.

-After a little more talk on Klace, we have an internal monologue where we are glad in not breaking the NDA. I'd hate having to deal with whatever lawyers Klace would have for breaking his contract. We come to another save point.

-With our asphyxiated friend and neon-tattooed guide, we leave the station to note how the outside air feels different. Because that is important apparently. Japanese air must be higher quality than American/Canadian air. We then get another dialogue over the odds of Cocksuk and Kila being on the same plane which Rook says is obvious. Cocksuk then calls him (with inside voice) "The Social Assassin". That may be fitting or not. This of course makes Kila defeated even though I'm sure most people would just give off a reaction "oh, right then". The squirrel probably has problems (that we may or may not solve depending on how much this game rips off Persona).

-Rook says we are suppose to be low-key but Klace was apparently nice to have us transported by limo. This makes Kila happy and excited. Just to say from experience, there isn't much special things about riding in a limo but perhaps that's just Kila's character: being a guy who may or may not be emotional.

-We then meet a new character that is the limo driver, a bird lady whose name is labelled ???. Though she does have a name (Jade), this game is one I'm trying to riff as I play. To make her stand out like the others, she'll be called Bird Tits since this is a game I can't take seriously.

- At first, I (and by extension Cocksuk) thought Jade was cool when she says Klace isn't that good of a person. Those hopes were later crushed when she said she was just joking. Oddly enough, what she said in her joke of Klace can be fitting if you consider him being a popufur who tried damage control and had friends who, iirc, harassed Trancy Mick, the creator of Sergals. Anyway, Bird Tits Jade says she is still trying to learn humor. One could say her's could probably be slightly above the level of Anthony Logatto but I digress. Cocksuk notes she'd have to make giant leaps to even get it done right in joking. We later learn she is trying to learn from Rook. What she could learn is trying to violate Cocksuks personal space by touching his chimpy shoulder.
-Jade exposits on Klace being like all of us, a (furry) person. While that is true in that Klace is (within the boundaries of this game) a person, he's also eligible in being a dick. Kila, being notified of Klace's character, then thanks Jade and tells her she's doing a good job in jokes (which we note may be a lie.)

-We then enter a limo and note how it looks bigger on the inside. Once we get the asphyxiating squirrel Kila to appear, stock music kicks in (specifically, music that, despite having different instrumentals, is the same music you'd find in older versions of RPG Maker). Kila then notes how amazing the interior of the limo is even though we say to ourselves it's no bigger than the train. Social Assassin Rook then tells Bird Tits that we're going to a maid cafe to which Jade says she takes us to the best there is. A new character named Inumi pops up. Like Klace, Inumi is a freaking sparkledog and Klace's brother to boot (something that astonishes both Kila and Cocksuk, the latter who thinks is this were an anime, there'd be an angry vein on Rook. Please don't be a weeb Cocksuk.). However, Rook notes Inumi isn't really his brother, it's just an act that we have to play along with. This could hopefully creep out Cocksuk while making me hope this ends up being one of those creepy situations involving rich people with mental problems but this won't be the case unfortunately.

-Rook tells us to speak a few Japanese words to people who assume we speak Japanese. The phrase is just the equivalent to No habla Espanol. Rook notes that we need to mark ourselves as foreigners while noting "gaijin" is a term of endearment. I don't know much about Japanese words but would "gaijin" even be an endearing term? We internally note how this seems polite of our radioactive tattooed guide. Perhaps Rook is something of a two-faced dick or something.

-It is here Rook then touches upon something grim and dark: the Persona rip-off! Our guide speaks of the Midnight Deaths which has something to do with lots of crime and self-harm in Tokyo. Me thinks it could just be rowdy Japanese equivalent of gangbangers going around while Japanese emo's try to do their own thing. Rook then notes this sort of thing happened around the time Klace and his tour arrived in Tokyo. Saying the Japanese are spiritual and superstitious, we may be seen as ill-omens. I don't know about Cocksuk being an omen but a sparkle dog, a blue squirrel, and a badger/ferret/whatever animal our radioactive ink guide is, those three would be more of an ill-omen. And wouldn't this come off as offensive to the Japanese? Speaking of foreigners and ill omens, I hope a bunch of Japanese furries come up and yell the equivalent of this:

-Our neon ink guide says Klace fought with his manager so we could have this limo and notes we shouldn't speak of any association with Klace lest we be shunned. I hope I get the choice of turning on the group so I can have them all driven out of Japan except for maybe Bird Tits, she's the only one so far that doesn't look like a rejected furry raver. That aside, Rook then notes how the curse makes people be out of the streets at night at an earlier time, noting that death will come to anyone wandering outside at midnight. If it's a ghost, perhaps they should get a girl and her mentally-challenged brother to fight the ghost. Just as Kila notes how he is being scared by this, the limo comes to a stop and we are reminded to not speak of Klace to anyone. Rook leaves while Jade enters, telling us as we arrived to our destination. Finally, the save point pops up yet again.

Imgur:

Spoiler

 

[Jaimas]

So let me get this right.

....Even within the context of this game, it only serves to fellate the game's creator.

 

[c-no]

So let me get this right.

....Even within the context of this game, it only serves to fellate the game's creator.

So far, Klace's OC is a famous pop-star who has his own brand of cola along with owning some shops in Tokyo. This should give you the idea of what the game serves.

 

[Womacker]

So far, Klace's OC is a famous pop-star who has his own brand of cola along with owning some shops in Tokyo. This should give you the idea of what the game serves.

Someone finally managed to completely monetize being a Mary Sue..... He's a genius!

 

[c-no]

Someone finally managed to completely monetize being a Mary Sue..... He's a genius!

Indeed. Anyway as a little update, I've put the LP on a hold for the moment. Either today or tomorrow, I'm going to resume playing and letting Kiwi's know what goes on in this VN.