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Hello everyone. I'm new to the forums but certainly not new to the whole Chris-Chan saga, pleased to meet you.

I have a modest proposal. The time of trolling Chris is, well, getting a bit old. Aside from the fact that doing so is often easier than dropping a pie on the kitchen floor, Chris has been trolled so often that (in my opinion) its been getting a bit repetitive. Often hilarious, granted, but repetitive.

I propose we stop trolling Chris. Instead, we should strategically place Chris in situations that will be of some benefit to him and, more importantly, will allow us to "troll the world" with the glory and wonder that is CWC. It would take some work, but the potential for comedic pay-off is huge.

For example: the other day I had "The Price is Right" show on my TV. The thought hit me: wouldn't it be, er, interesting if we did a write-in campaign to get Chris as a contestant on that show? Drew Carey would certainly be caught off-guard (at the very least) and we'd enjoy the spectacle of Chris hitting on the female show models for some "sex time".

I realize the above example is a long shot. But why not create various write-in campaigns to any and all sorts of game shows, other TV and web shows, radio and other media we can gravely abuse by sending Chris their way? Yes, it's a bit like white-knighting, but in this case we'd be doing it for laughs. Strategically placing copies of Chris' CWC & the Hedgehogs CD in various HMV stores? Why not? Many possibilities await. Dr. Phil? That'd be... historic. Not just in CWC history but to television broadcasting, too.

Such a proposal is a bit of a stretch, I agree, and if I've over-stepped my new-to-the-forums bounds by suggesting it, my sincere apologies. I just think there's so much ... comedic potential in Chris that we really should inflict, I mean share, him with the world.

Again, great to be here, thank you. Thoughts on this idea?
 

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Hello everyone. I'm new to the forums but certainly not new to the whole Chris-Chan saga, pleased to meet you.

I have a modest proposal. The time of trolling Chris is, well, getting a bit old. Aside from the fact that doing so is often easier than dropping a pie on the kitchen floor, Chris has been trolled so often that (in my opinion) its been getting a bit repetitive. Often hilarious, granted, but repetitive.

I propose we stop trolling Chris. Instead, we should strategically place Chris in situations that will be of some benefit to him and, more importantly, will allow us to "troll the world" with the glory and wonder that is CWC. It would take some work, but the potential for comedic pay-off is huge.

For example: the other day I had "The Price is Right" show on my TV. The thought hit me: wouldn't it be, er, interesting if we did a write-in campaign to get Chris as a contestant on that show? Drew Carey would certainly be caught off-guard (at the very least) and we'd enjoy the spectacle of Chris hitting on the female show models for some "sex time".

I realize the above example is a long shot. But why not create various write-in campaigns to any and all sorts of game shows, other TV and web shows, radio and other media we can gravely abuse by sending Chris their way? Yes, it's a bit like white-knighting, but in this case we'd be doing it for laughs. Strategically placing copies of Chris' CWC & the Hedgehogs CD in various HMV stores? Why not? Many possibilities await. Dr. Phil? That'd be... historic. Not just in CWC history but to television broadcasting, too.

Such a proposal is a bit of a stretch, I agree, and if I've over-stepped my new-to-the-forums bounds by suggesting it, my sincere apologies. I just think there's so much ... comedic potential in Chris that we really should inflict, I mean share, him with the world.

Again, great to be here, thank you. Thoughts on this idea?


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