A New American Civil War; How would it start, go and ultimately End? - Shit loads of people probably dyin'

[The Fool]

What do you plan to do?

Being realistic, America is heading towards either formal civil war or just domesticated terrorism being a daily thing everywhere. I have no doubt in my mind the next election is going to give it the spark it needs to evolve into that. And quite frankly, the way things are going, to bet your life and well-being on that not happening is naive at best.

What would probably be the least-effort solution is to just move to the country. Not full inna-woods of course, just, some quaint country-side town that barely even has internet.

Another solution would be to actually learn a whole new language and move to another country. I'm particularly interested in this one because the very corporations that run America are going just as batshit as the domesticated terrorists America is harboring in the name of misguided political correctness. If this is actually the case, I can see America proper completely failing in a few years with the way things are going. And if that happens, not even quaint country towns will be completely safe if they're cut off from most utilities. Hell, lets make a bet that "[Utility Company] Cuts Off Supplies To Small Town For Probably Being Racist" won't be a news headline in 5 years.

I'm not trying to ramble about the end-times or anything, and of course everything might cool down and things will be fine again. But I'm not betting on that, I only have one life and I'd like to hold on to it. And right now I'm doing everything I can to get out of here once and for all.

 

[ICametoLurk]

What do you plan to do?

Sell guns and ammo to both sides.

I'll accept child slaves if money becomes obsolete.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I would probably try to get a job in the arms industry and profit from the war economy.

 

[millais]

Hoard my stocks of water filters and Super Male Vitality pills until they replace legal tender in the new barter economy.

 

[Perverted Cat]

I'll defend my home and family to the best of my ability.

I've got food, water, and a generator stocked in case of such an emergency were to happen.

Maybe get into the arms trade as well.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Another solution would be to actually learn a whole new language and move to another country. I'm particularly interested in this one because the very corporations that run America are going just as batshit as the domesticated terrorists America is harboring in the name of misguided political correctness. If this is actually the case, I can see America proper completely failing in a few years with the way things are going. And if that happens, not even quaint country towns will be completely safe if they're cut off from most utilities. Hell, lets make a bet that "[Utility Company] Cuts Off Supplies To Small Town For Probably Being Racist" won't be a news headline in 5 years.

Where'd you even run to, assuming this scenario becomes true? Cucknada? The European Caliphate? fucking Mexico?

If shit really went down the drain you'd still be better off in America.

 

[AnOminous]

What do you plan to do?

Being realistic, America is heading towards either formal civil war or just domesticated terrorism being a daily thing everywhere. I have no doubt in my mind the next election is going to give it the spark it needs to evolve into that. And quite frankly, the way things are going, to bet your life and well-being on that not happening is naive at best.

What would probably be the least-effort solution is to just move to the country. Not full inna-woods of course, just, some quaint country-side town that barely even has internet.

Another solution would be to actually learn a whole new language and move to another country. I'm particularly interested in this one because the very corporations that run America are going just as batshit as the domesticated terrorists America is harboring in the name of misguided political correctness. If this is actually the case, I can see America proper completely failing in a few years with the way things are going. And if that happens, not even quaint country towns will be completely safe if they're cut off from most utilities. Hell, lets make a bet that "[Utility Company] Cuts Off Supplies To Small Town For Probably Being Racist" won't be a news headline in 5 years.

I'm not trying to ramble about the end-times or anything, and of course everything might cool down and things will be fine again. But I'm not betting on that, I only have one life and I'd like to hold on to it. And right now I'm doing everything I can to get out of here once and for all.

lol calm down

 

[Some JERK]

It won't come to that. But if it did... I have a decent amount of property in the mountains back east. I'd probably just head there and ride it out.

 

[millais]

But for serious, my realistic plan is to throw in my lot with the local Roof Koreans. I can contribute to their firepower, I can survive indefinitely on a diet of barley tea and cold kim-chi, and I'm not afraid of heights.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Lol and hope it didn't involve my family for once.

 

[ConcernedAnon]

Canada is actually pretty nice, I haven't caught wind of too much craziness, overlooking the obvious "misgendering is a human rights violation" thing. Oh wait, I guess I probably shouldn't overlook that.

 

[AnOminous]

But for serious, my realistic plan is to throw in my lot with the local Roof Koreans.

No matter how bad it goes, Roof Koreans are going to protect their shit.

Commie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse, whatever. Koreans will be there saving humanity.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

No matter how bad it goes, Roof Koreans are going to protect their shit.

Commie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse, whatever. Koreans will be there saving humanity.

So it was Roof Korea that was best Korea all along. Makes sense. They had the high ground.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Deny entry to American rapefugees.

 

[millais]

In the nearest metropolitan area to me, the largest Korea-town is dangerously close to the inner city and barrios, so it will be first to be besieged and looted by the dark hordes, and the smaller suburban Korea-towns won't have enough stocks of supermarket goods to sustain for a prolonged war. Instead I will rally to the flag of the big conglomerated China/Japan/Korea-town by the interstate. It has a commanding position over the on-ramp and overpass, so we could set up a barricade there and charge a toll for people who want to travel further up the interstate.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Start a Catholic conclave

THE CRUSADERS WILL RIDE AGAIN

 

[JSGOTI]

Make sure all the Kiwis drink the kool-aid

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Probably just kill myself. I'm not much for contingencies.

 

[m0rnutz]

Absolutely nothing.

I live in the fucking backwoods, what the fuck is going to happen here? A bunch of hipsters getting shot?

 

[Another Fellow]

I'm friendly with the crew of a good-sized boat, so I'd probably see if they want to go ahead and stay off the mainland until it all blows over. I know a couple of real remote communities that would make decent hideouts.

Or take the more realistic option and just disappear. There's a shitton of uninhabited forest in my area and I don't need much food already.

Then when it all blows over, come back and get my foot in the door of rebuilding.

It's all 2011 "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" bullshitting anyway, so why not have some fun with it?