A Poem For Those With Absent Fathers. -

Old Major

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

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Source: A Choice of Kipling's Verse (1943)
 

Begemot

I was such a looker in the old days
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Yo here's my poem
@chekovia's a cuck
His wife's son is black as fuck
Sits in the corner while I fuck his mom
Cuz his dick's a fuckin clit
@Somari1996 is a dumb ass bitch
Pump a round into that snitch
She's low IQ, and got no tits, a soy filled
Lib
Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
And every second I waste is more than I can take!
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you


And I know I may end up failing too
But I know you were just like me with someone disappointed in you
 

Slick Willy

My wife has been legally dead since 1997.
True & Honest Fan
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I thought it was just going to be the word "haha" repeated about fifty times.

I'm pleasantly surprised to find "If" here.
 

Begemot

I was such a looker in the old days
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I pull @Ron /pol/ on his knees and pull out my cock
It's black as the night and hard as a rock
The silly lil whiteboi starts to whine and fret
So I shove my dick down his throat like a 20 inch baguette
When he starts to choke, my whole crew starts to leer
We're real niggas, G, while he's like King Lear
A bad dad, an evil cad, I can't help but sneer
as tears pour down his face in abject whiteboi fear
 
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DuckSucker

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Hits in the feels, dude. Ive never been one for poetry, but my grandma made two books of it and influenced her neighbor's kid.

Ive recently heard of two poems of shit like this, and it's like shit the more things change the more they stay the same, these issues have kind of been around forever.
 
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