A Question about Amber and her Groundhog Day Existence. - What keeps you tuning in, when nothing ever changes?

[Keyboard Warrior]

I've felt in the past year, that my interest in this borefest has waned considerably. The cycle discussion was interesting at first, because patterns of behavior (especially with someone of her psychology) are fun to study. Similar to the relative enjoyment of watching a documentary about serial killers. You know serial killers exist, you hope to never encounter one, but some primitive part of you wants a peek behind the curtain because it's fascinating in its deviation from the normal.

But Amber's cycles are so predictable, transparent, and expected now, that it's like reading the same chapter of a book over and over, trying to discover something new and finding NOTHING. I guess for me at this point, it's more of a morbid curiosity about how the show ends and wondering when the luck will run out than any real interest in her as a person or any hope of her changing. I enjoy the conversation here too, and appreciate those that can better articulate in words what I feel as I watch.

I'm curious what the draw is for others, though. She's not really a trainwreck in the way that someone like Chantal is. Amber's not even the fattest of the cows, remarkably. She's self-aware and calculating, but beyond that--and it can't be emphasized enough--duller than dishwater.

TLDR: Why do you still tune in? And if you don't anymore, was there a particular moment/video where you decided you were over it...really over it? Cause I feel like this last video was it for me, but I've felt that way about previous shit she's posted, and yet, here I am, posting a thread about her bullshit. lol

 

[John McAfee]

After 2 years of hate watching she still hasn't lost a limb or died. It's discouraging and there are far better cows than this cow. I still have hope...

 

[Witch Bitch]

I never tuned in. I prefered the roasting vids from the commentary/drama youtubers when my favorites left, or became insufferable assholes I came to the Farms. When they ALL stopped because apparently cancer means your not longer able to be criticized or no longer a shitty person; that's when I really fell in love with this place.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I've always tuned in for the commentary which used to be pretty sharp and funny. Now it's just a bunch of unfunny repetitive faggot babble about how Amber's totally broke and her channel is dying, both of which have proved false for literally years now blah blah blah WELFARE!!!! FOOD STAMPS!!!! The only thread that hasn't been infected is Exceptional Haydurs where the few funny people left have taken refuge.

So now I rarely tune in.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I stopped watching her a year ago. The commentary about her is far more engaging but it is starting to get old. What can be said about Amberlynn that hasn't already been said? I'm just waiting on a medical emergency or death.

Edit: I'd rather we give this space on the forum to Chantal. She puts out far more content and she's still fun.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Every now and then there’s a gold nugget in her shit. The roach crawling out of her hair, “I NEED TO EAT FIRST,” suicide baiting and then backtracking, recently it was actual shit and blood that she uploaded as ~proof~ of her medical emergunceeeez.

It’s not nearly frequent enough for her to be a particularly captivating cow anymore though, so I only pop in every so often.

 

[Pargon]

Nothing lasts forever, nothing gold can stay, no one's ever really gone and other such platitudes.

I periodically check on her for the same reason I check on just about any cow: I'm waiting for the inevitable catastrophic impact of Reality onto people who fundamentally refuse to change and to face the outside world. The frequency with which I check is directly correlated to how disastrous the flame-out will be. In Amber's case I anticipate it will be sudden and severe (heart attack leading to death) but will not involve much dramatic ripple, and so I check in every few weeks just to ensure she didn't fucking die.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I've always tuned in for the commentary which used to be pretty sharp and funny. Now it's just a bunch of unfunny repetitive faggot babble about how Amber's totally broke and her channel is dying, both of which have proved false for literally years now blah blah blah WELFARE!!!! FOOD STAMPS!!!! The only thread that hasn't been infected is Exceptional Haydurs where the few funny people left have taken refuge.

So now I rarely tune in.

You're not wrong. I'm definitely one of those faggots that wonders how she affords her life. I should probably spend more time in Exceptional Haydurs. lol

 

[Covfefe]

I started and then stopped watching her during the 100 days of uploadeeeeeen fiasco. I pop into threads mostly to tell people they should watch other cows, yell at Amber to show layyyygs, and check on her progress towards her inevitable embarrassing fatty death. I like the haydur community surrounding her but her videos are complete garbage and watching them is a huge waste of time.

 

[Quirky Calories]

I started watching when repzion put out a video about her and started watching her during her freshly saga. I just wondered how could someone this absolutely reetarded be so popular? (it was hate watchers). And i found it interesting as most have said with how dull she is and is 30 trying to act like a teenager and am also waiting for reality to smack her over her balding head. haven’t watched an actual video since the freshly ones either, i just read summaries

 

[escándalo]

Well for more after stumbling across Amber almost 5 years ago and seeing her through Destiny its commonplace but when the commentary erupted thats when it got spicy watching MBP call her a fat bitch and Sarcastic Potato want to be her friend whilst LARP as a super fan was amazing. It brought levity and criticism into a increasingly morally dubious character. Like most the Casey rape bait is one of her top lows and at that point her morally questionable acts cemented her as an utter cunt. Watching her squirm was brilliant.

2014 - 2017 (Amber Who?)
2017 - 2019 (Golden Amber) Bare in mind she surprisingly owes a lot to kiwi and mbp I think if those videos never took off it'll be different entirely. That community kept a feedback loop going and now its gone sadly.

Me and my partner still watch Amber for the lols its one of our rituals but frankly Chantal or even Death by Jen are more engaging at this point.

 

[stronkwonk]

i used to browse lolcow like nobody's business when i couldn't sleep when i was in college, i happened upon a thread about her, and here we are 6-some years later. i just like to watch fat people and see how their laziness encroaches into every aspect of their life. at this point it's more of an internet habit to check kiwi farms at the end of the night for anything interesting when all the other links are purple.

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

For me it’s like others have said, waiting for something to happen. It’s going to happen eventually. Cancer saga got me reinvested because I thought it was going to change things or possibly kill her. But it didn’t.
I guess that’s fascinating in itself. The fact that cancer can’t even change her.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'm still trying to figure out why I follow ALR. While there's a ton of train wreck potential in so many aspects of her life, I'm not holding my breath. Fr now, best way I can put it is, I'm waiting to see what might happen; when & how.

 

[Red Mask]

Honestly, I have seldom seen a video of hers in full. I used to read the comments, but they became more of the same thing, so I ended up on Kiwi Farms. I guess even the Kiwis are finally getting tired of her.

 

[FitBitch]

For me it’s like others have said, waiting for something to happen. It’s going to happen eventually. Cancer saga got me reinvested because I thought it was going to change things or possibly kill her. But it didn’t.
I guess that’s fascinating in itself. The fact that cancer can’t even change her.

I don't think this cancer saga was harrowing enough to bother her. It's a slow-moving cancer that they caught in time to remove the problem. Now if she gets an aggressive cancer like pancreatic or breast you'll find me back in these threads in a heartbeat monitoring the situation and medspurging until the inevitable.