A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVille? -

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Termiborg

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*If this is at the wrong place of the forum, I'd like to ask the mods to move it. I literally just woke up, so I am a bit disoriented right now.*

Warning: TL;DR inbound. Also, any information I don't specify is because it wasn't part of the dream.
So I had a dream right before writing this post, which, IMO is a rather accurate representation on how messed up either Chris' thought pattern is, or that I had too much for dinner last night. Anyway, here it goes:

So, the whole thing starts off at an unspecified place, as I am heading towards some kind of mass gathering, from the looks of it, a lecture of sorts. The building itself is full of people, human and Pokemon as well, and it's slowly getting full. In the crowd, I notice a person, wearing a Sonuchu mask, but at the same time in a purple, scantily clad dress. Yes, it took me about a minute to realize who is that supposed to be.
So yeah, everyone sits down, and the lecture begins. The person giving the lecture? Cole Smithey.
Things start off, I have no idea what about, and after like 5 minutes, said person with the mask stands up, and starts singing the "Love is a Battlefield" song. Slowly, the whole room joins in, as the character, now mask off reveals herself to be M. L. Walsh. who stops in front of Smithey, and gives him the CWC Lifetime Achievement Award, for his life being relatively normal, while still being connected to the Chandler Clan. At which point OPL enters the place, with an expression of pure rage. And probably smelly pants. This also being the point where I woke up :P

So yeah, I highly doubt this has anything of value as far as Chris goes, but I thought it might be worthy to type it out at least. Thanks for your time people!
 

garbageraider

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Termiborg said:
*If this is at the wrong place of the forum, I'd like to ask the mods to move it. I literally just woke up, so I am a bit disoriented right now.*

Warning: TL;DR inbound. Also, any information I don't specify is because it wasn't part of the dream.
So I had a dream right before writing this post, which, IMO is a rather accurate representation on how messed up either Chris' thought pattern is, or that I had too much for dinner last night. Anyway, here it goes:

So, the whole thing starts off at an unspecified place, as I am heading towards some kind of mass gathering, from the looks of it, a lecture of sorts. The building itself is full of people, human and Pokemon as well, and it's slowly getting full. In the crowd, I notice a person, wearing a Sonuchu mask, but at the same time in a purple, scantily clad dress. Yes, it took me about a minute to realize who is that supposed to be.
So yeah, everyone sits down, and the lecture begins. The person giving the lecture? Coleslaw Smithey.
Things start off, I have no idea what about, and after like 5 minutes, said person with the mask stands up, and starts singing the "Love is a Battlefield" song. Slowly, the whole room joins in, as the character, now mask off reveals herself to be M. L. Walsh. who stops in front of Smithey, and gives him the CWC Lifetime Achievement Award, for his life being relatively normal, while still being connected to the Chandler Clan. At which point OPL enters the place, with an expression of pure rage. And probably smelly pants. This also being the point where I woke up :P

So yeah, I highly doubt this has anything of value as far as Chris goes, but I thought it might be worthy to type it out at least. Thanks for your time people!
lolwut
 

Pinhead

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

"I thought all this up, jeez Chris's thought pattern is messed up!"
 

Anustart

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

I don't know if you were aware of this but people recounting their dreams is the absolute most boring thing.
 

Termiborg

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Pinhead said:
"I thought all this up, jeez Chris's thought pattern is messed up!"
What I meant is that Chris would probably take this as an intrusion into his mind by M. L. Walsh, or think this up while writing his stories. But I agree, the fact that I dreamed of this at all isn't putting me in a good light either :biggrin:



Anustart said:
I don't know if you were aware of this but people recounting their dreams is the absolute most boring thing.
Not at the time of typing this out, but once my brain woke up 15 minutes later. Basically, I found the fact that instead of my usual recurring nightmares, I dreamed of this madness to be worthy of a post.
 
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Andrew Noel Schaefer

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Its intresting to say the least.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Take this entire dream sequence to Google and see what in means.

inb4lock

I am jealous, though, the only CWC-related dream of any sort I've had involved only :asperchu: who had been trolled and was tied up to a park bench.
 

sparklemilhouse

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

I'm in the minority but I think people's Chris dreams are so funny. I love reading them.
 

Lefty's Revenge

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

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Stop eating taco bell before bed, bruh.
 

José Mourinho

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

...... oh okay.
 

Satoru182

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Termiborg said:
Things start off, I have no idea what about, and after like 5 minutes, said person with the mask stands up, and starts singing the "Love is a Battlefield" song. Slowly, the whole room joins in, as the character, now mask off reveals herself to be M. L. Walsh. who stops in front of Smithey, and gives him the CWC Lifetime Achievement Award, for his life being relatively normal, while still being connected to the Chandler Clan.

Just a quick question, Was the real Mary Walsh or her sonichu alter ego or the bodilicious succubi fan art character?
 

bradsternum

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Absolutely fascinating and relevant. Gives me new perspective on everything. 11 stars out of 10.
 

CatParty

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Yeah you were right. Tl;dr
 

Termiborg

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Satoru182 said:
Termiborg said:
Things start off, I have no idea what about, and after like 5 minutes, said person with the mask stands up, and starts singing the "Love is a Battlefield" song. Slowly, the whole room joins in, as the character, now mask off reveals herself to be M. L. Walsh. who stops in front of Smithey, and gives him the CWC Lifetime Achievement Award, for his life being relatively normal, while still being connected to the Chandler Clan.

Just a quick question, Was the real Mary Walsh or her sonichu alter ego or the bodilicious succubi fan art character?

The succubi. Probably that was the only interesting part of the whole ordeal.
 

Satoru182

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

Wish i have dreams of sexy MLW.....

The jerkops must be asleep, maybe the partied hard last night
 

Mayor McCheese

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

I think the moral of this story is don't eat Dairy before you go to sleep.
 

KatsuKitty

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Re: A screwed up dream, or an accurate presentation of CWCVi

What does any of this have to do with Chris? Did you forget your Risperdal again?
 
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