A serious and important announcement -

[HG 400]

As many of you already know, @Valiant was attacked, robbed and partially sexually violated this past Friday. She has asked us not to spread news of this attack beyond chat but I feel that's cliquish and unbecoming of a kiwi staff member so I am letting everyone else who isn't in the dicksucking circlejerk chat clique know about it so you can offer @Valiant your support and condolences.

Please give @Valiant your love and support in this trying time.

 

[SpessCaptain]

uh... sure.

 

[HG 400]

uh... sure.

It's okay you're safe now.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It's so nice of you to share this with all of us.

 

[Coldgrip]

They were probably asking for it.

 

[Bassomatic]

As many of you already know, @Valiant was attacked, robbed and partially sexually violated this past Friday. She has asked us not to spread news of this attack beyond chat but I feel that's cliquish and unbecoming of a kiwi staff member so I am letting everyone else who isn't in the dicksucking circlejerk chat clique know about it so you can offer @Valiant your support and condolences.

Please give @Valiant your love and support in this trying time.

You really shouldn't brag about your own rapes.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

How much penetration counts as "partially sexually violated"?

 

[The Dude]

How much penetration counts as "partially sexually violated"?

No penetration. The guy blew his load in his pants before he could get the deed done and @Valiant kicked him in the balls immediately afterwards.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

As many of you already know, @Valiant was attacked, robbed and partially sexually violated this past Friday. She has asked us not to spread news of this attack beyond chat but I feel that's cliquish and unbecoming of a kiwi staff member so I am letting everyone else who isn't in the dicksucking circlejerk chat clique know about it so you can offer @Valiant your support and condolences.

Please give @Valiant your love and support in this trying time.

wasn't she caught up in forum drama or smth fam?

 

[HG 400]

How much penetration counts as "partially sexually violated"?

No penetration. The guy blew his load in his pants before he could get the deed done and @Valiant kicked him in the balls immediately afterwards.

He got a fist up her and lost my engagement ring though.

 

[The Dude]

He got a fist up her and lost my engagement ring though.

What was your fiance doing sexually assaulting Valiant?

 

[NumberingYourState]

Can I get pictures?

 

[HG 400]

What was your fiance doing sexually assaulting Valiant?

that was a typo I meant his engagement ring

I had nothing to do with this.

 

[Ebola]

I bet it was a shitskin.

 

[HG 400]

I bet it was a shitskin.

fuck off I said it wasn't me

 

[lolwut]

This would never have happened if Valiant wasn't a hotpocket ate her meat pies.