a serious question about condiments -

Buster O'Keefe

Enjoys offal
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Maybe there are prison contraband condiments: smuggled into jail in a durex rammed up a bent screw's ass using menthol lube.
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UE 558

Since condiment sounds like “condom mint” do does that mean i can put mentos and Sweet Baby Ray’s on my :pickle: before secks instead of that icky rubber thing
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King of Prussia, Duke of Lizards
Everyone knows they're called condiments because you have to lube your food up before you shove it up errr i mean down your hole.
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