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how come condiments taste neither like condoms nor mints
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Maybe there are prison contraband condiments: smuggled into jail in a durex rammed up a bent screw's ass using menthol lube.
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You bastard I clicked this expecting a serious question. And the word has neither condoms nor mints in it. Boo.
More concerned that you know what condoms taste like, OP
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Since condiment sounds like “condom mint” do does that mean i can put mentos and Sweet Baby Ray’s on my 
before secks instead of that icky rubber thing
before secks instead of that icky rubber thing
Since condiment sounds like “condom mint” do does that mean i can put mentos and Sweet Baby Ray’s on my
OP tasted condoms after he had a mental breakdown about Linkara, Spoony and Doug.
Everyone knows they're called condiments because you have to lube your food up before you shove it up errr i mean down your hole.
But you can get condom flavored mints. Try to figure that one out.
They also don't taste like condominiums either, how sad.
Your question creates quite the conundrument.
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Okay, that made me chuckle a bit. Have a winner sticker.
Condoms are for fags.
But condoms exist to protect from unwanted pregnancies, so doesn't that make them overwhelmingly heterosexual?
Condoms are for people who don't know when to pull out.
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