A video game lets you play as Jesus, Trump or Hitler. You win by shooting LGBTQ people. - Apparently not a joke

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A video game lets you play as Jesus, Trump or Hitler. You win by shooting LGBTQ people.

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By Bil Browning ·
Friday, December 14, 2018

Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day will allow you to play as Jesus Christ and slaughter LGBTQ people and feminists.Screenshot

According to developers, a soon-to-be-released video game will allow you to play as Jesus Christ, Donald Trump, or Adolph Hitler in a battle against LGBTQ people, feminists and “social justice warriors.”

Other playable characters include Vladimir Putin and Benito Mussolini. The characters names are tweaked to resemble their actual names like “Dolph,” “Tromp,” or “Pootin.”

Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day will have an “alpha release” in late January according to the game’s website. But the over-the-top storyline and cheeky website have some people wondering if the “game” is just an attempt to troll both the left and the right.

With graphics resembling Grand Theft Auto, the game features the return of Christ to fight the New World Order set in place by progressives.

Related: You ‘win’ a horrific new video game by shooting LGBTQ people in a nightclub

Players battle “radicals” like LGBTQ people, “social justice warriors,” feminists, terrorists, and immigrants in the “run-and-gun” style game. A “radical non-binary gender fluid pansexual humanoid berserker” is the most powerful adversary.

“The LGBT militants will attack anyone who is not a member of their military group,” according to the description for the “radicals.” “The LGBT Militia was formed after the world collapsed and are hostile towards all non-members. Alone they are weak, however, they can appear in large packs of up to 30.”

“With the complete downfall of worldwide civilization and the freedom, liberty and independence the free world once took for granted now nothing more than a distant memory, it is up to he without sin to cast thy first bullet,” the game’s description reads.

The developers addressed the doubt on their website, writing “Yes, this is a REAL game. This is not ‘bait’ or ‘trolling’. If you honestly believe that individuals would spend over ten weeks developing a game only to post screenshots and ‘troll’ to achieve absolutely nothing from it other than ‘trolling’ for the sake of it, well, I just don’t know what to say.”

“This is happening, this is in development, and this will be released whether you doubt it or not. Too much time and money from independent donors has been invested for this to be ‘bait’.”

Still, the snarky website also includes a supposed post from “Filipino Worker #2” giving a development update in mangled English. It also includes pieces with titles like “Why Trump may be Jesus” and “Jesus would have voted Republican.”

There are a lot of red flags that this is a publicity stunt and will never become a reality. But if so, are the troll(s) targeting the left or right? If they’re playing this for laughs, does it matter?

Screenshot
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin dangle a lesbian “radical” over a rooftop in Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day.

Dev Site:
https://www.jesusstrikesback.com/

Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day is a heartwarming tale following a group of unlikely friends through a very crazy world. The game is guaranteed fun for all the family envisioning Jesus's return to a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by radical socialism and religious fanatics. With the complete downfall of worldwide civilization and the freedom, liberty and independence the free world once took for granted now nothing more than a distant memory, it is up to he without sin to cast thy first bullet.

As friends become enemies and enemies become friends, who can J.C trust in a world that has lost its way?

 

[drtoboggan]

I want this game.

 

[An Ghost]

Unity is the gift that keeps on giving

Napoleon will also be a playable character but I’m really disappointed there’s no SPQR senator who crushes people with statues and rhetoric. Looks like the people making the game are doing so anonymously (and obviously).

 

[ES 148]

https://www.jesusstrikesback.com/news/__off

I really hope these guys are legit, because it would mean a set of fresh cows

 

[Clop]

Has it even been a month since the previous edgy garbage game that no real gamer above the age of toilet training gives a flying fuck about?

Either way obviously I gotta play this shit now since it was so amazing that it deserved its own shocking news piece. Great job. Again.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

it looks shit, it will play shit and will have more bugs then lines of code

 

[Randall Fragg]

it looks shit, it will play shit and will have more bugs then lines of code

But it’ll stick it to the NPCs! Which is why we all must mindlessly buy it.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

But it’ll stick it to the NPCs! Which is why we all must mindlessly buy it.

i'm not that woke

 

[Guts Gets Some]

But it’ll stick it to the NPCs! Which is why we all must mindlessly buy it.

NPCs now exist in real life! Video games are pointless!

 

[Penultimo]

Better than Fallout 76

 

[Dr. Kaufman]

It looks mildly amusing to be honest, and will probably catch fire if more publications get a hold of it.

 

[Night Owl]

Historically inaccurate, Jesus would only whip faggots that sell shit in his Father's house.

 

[ZehnBoat]

But it’ll stick it to the NPCs! Which is why we all must mindlessly buy it.

if orange man good
then buy game = true
print "no, you're the npc, i'm not the npc you libtard"
drink monster energy drink

yeah, what is talent these days, just shock people and rake in the money

 

[UE 558]

Doesn't Moonman Doom already exist? At least that's funnier and based on a good game me, unlike "Kekistani Mom Stangling Sim 2018" over here

 

[vertexwindi]

So when are KFers making their own edgy shoot-up game already?

 

[Coolio55]

This game sounds awesome but from the fact that it's on a very large countdown timer and the suspiciously autistic blog posts I think it might be fake
Also like most games these days it's riddled with stock assets and it all looks kinda wonky.

They mentioned PVP though. Imagine playing deathmatch on this.

 

[ZehnBoat]

So when are KFers making their own edgy shoot-up game already?

a game where you go to a school, but all the doors are blocked by couches and after a few minutes you kill yourself

 

[the autist of dojima]

a game where you go to a school, but all the doors are blocked by couches and after a few minutes you kill yourself

Didnt the US army already made that game?
Its called edge or some other stupid name

 

[UE 558]

This is basically just Ethnic Cleansing for Kekistani cucks who like to act "based", while being too pussy to say slurs like "faggot", "kike", and "nigger"

 

[Alfons Schmitler]

Doesn't Moonman Doom already exist? At least that's funnier and based on a good game me, unlike "Kekistani Mom Stangling Sim 2018" over here

I still want a Moon man TPS made in UE4.