A Warning for Chris Chan -

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PolterBob

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http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/terr ... man/3.html

"He fell back on imaginary friends. He told Jack Jones, his biographer: "I used to fantasize that I was a king, and I had all these Little People around me and that they lived in the walls. … And that I was their hero and was in the paper every day and I was on TV every day, their TV, and that I was important. … They all kind of worshipped me, you know. It was like I could do no wrong."

When he wanted to entertain his subjects, he would give concerts for them, playing records. His favorite, and theirs, was the Beatles.

He wasn't always in a good mood: "And sometimes when I'd get mad I'd blow some of them up. I'd have this push-button thing, part of the [sofa], and I'd like get mad and blow out part of the wall and a lot of them would die. But the people would still forgive me for that, and, you know, everything got back to normal. That's a fantasy I had for many years.
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The lesson: Chris had better return to drawing more Sonichu or everyone in the CWCville cartoon universe will rise up against him. They may even create a weapon that can penetrate the wall between universes and attack Chris directly. No hiding under a pile of stuffed animals would save him this time.

Either that, or Chris has to go kill John Lennon.
 

The Joker

Does not have a girl penis
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Well, Chris is far too lazy to draw Sonichu. I don't thibk he even knows who John Lennon is. :(
Besdes, stress will just give him :briefs:
 

Big Bob Pataki

The Beeper King of CWCVille
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Re: A Warning for Our Pet Lolcow

he would dig up patti, then dig up john lennon, then sic his dead dog on the dead john lennon and where am i going with this?
 

The Lurker

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Re: A Warning for Our Pet Lolcow

I do not really think this thread is a good idea. :/ If Chris were even to look here, there's much better advice around that could actually help him and his situation, whereas I don't think he'd even fully understand that deluded quote.

Or you might give him the wrong ideas.

Besides, while Chris certainly is eccentric, "creative", and delusion at times... comparing him to that murderer is pushing it. Chris isn't very destructive.
 

Holdek

Down to where? All that is down is only my unclit.
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Re: A Warning for Our Pet Lolcow

The Lurker said:
I do not really think this thread is a good idea. :/ If Chris were even to look here, there's much better advice around that could actually help him and his situation, whereas I don't think he'd even fully understand that deluded quote.

Or you might give him the wrong ideas.

Besides, while Chris certainly is eccentric, "creative", and delusion at times... comparing him to that murderer is pushing it. Chris isn't very destructive.

It is pushing it, but not very far.

[cwc]Death Threats[/cwc]

Chris: Yeah, I be poppin- Yeah I be poppin' a- I'd be poppin' a cap in that- In that old- In that old Michael Snyder ass, I tell you what. It's like, if and I had me, if I had me a real life gun but I don't have a real life gun.

Yeah, Chris is probably full of a bunch of empty threats, but at some point it's better to err on the side of believing what they say repeatedly, for safety's sake. I don't know where that line with Chris is, though.
 

BillRiley

Good GOD, my emotions!
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Re: A Warning for Our Pet Lolcow

Well, two things:

1 - The above is waaaay too long for Our Pet Manbaby to read. And even if he did, he'd never understand it.

and

B - Our Pet Manbaby's first response to confrontation is always flight. His second response is to take refuge in delusional or magical thinking. He's about as capable of pre-meditative murder as a mud turtle is of playing the violin.
 

renomakicwc

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How does this have anything to do with the idea of CWCville rising up against Chris?

The guy you quoted even killed his own imaginary people to vent his anger, and they still forgave him (Although it shows he has some serious problems). They never rose up against him in the slightest.
 

JULAY

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Big Bob Pataki said:
he would dig up patti, then dig up john lennon, then sic his dead dog on the dead john lennon and where am i going with this?

I don't know what the middle is, but it ends with someone being rolled up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge while we shout JUUULLLLAAAAAY!
 
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