A wet blanket? FB post July 18th 2013 -

[derpi]

Did Barb suggest doing something fun and Chris shot it down? .w.
Why is he a wet blanket? o.o
http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ < Imgur link because I don't want to bump the massive facebook thread

 

[GV 002]

A large, rubbery mass that makes a big mess everywhere and spurts it's stale, stagnant contents at you, usually at the presentation of the tiniest prick?

Sounds like a waterbed to me.

 

[Dollars2010]

His smilies keep getting stupider and stupider.

 

[Christ-Chan]

His smilies keep getting stupider and stupider.

Perhaps it's like those really intricate Japanese emoticons where you have to look at it from just the right angle to see what it represents - Chris may be the M. C. Escher of written communication!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Waterbeds are made so that when they work your blanket isn't wet. Although Chris is pretty broken as a human so it could work.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Hmm, yeah, well I may piss my bed every night, but just because my blankets are wet doesn't mean I am one, as such."

 

[CatParty]

barb's laying on him

 

[derpi]

His smilies keep getting stupider and stupider.

Unibrow, eyes, frown
Is the P supposed to be a double chin? .-. Sad flopped tongue?
WAIT A SECOND
THE ( IS A MUSTACHE
IT'S A HAPPY FACE!
UNIBROW, EYES, MUSTACHE, TONGUE!
| : ( P
IT IS HAPPY TROLL FACE TYPE THING ]P
JUST REPLACE THE UNIBROW WITH A ]!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Soon his smilies will be entire sentences on their own.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

His smilies are becoming fucking regexp expressions

 

[Dollars2010]

His smilies keep getting stupider and stupider.

Perhaps it's like those really intricate Japanese emoticons where you have to look at it from just the right angle to see what it represents - Chris may be the M. C. Escher of written communication!

Ohh, maybe!
Let's see:

 

[CatParty]

chris is telling us that he is growing a mustache

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

chris is telling us that he is growing a mustache

"Why does everyone keep calling me a dang, dirty pedofork? Can't a 30 year old man with a mustache and a clown shirt sit at McDonalds by the playpit all day in peace without being harassed these days?"

 

[CatParty]

chris is telling us that he is growing a mustache

"Why does everyone keep calling me a dang, dirty pedofork? Can't a 30 year old man with a mustache and a clown shirt sit at McDonalds by the playpit all day in peace without being harassed these days?"

he HAS rocked the 'stache before:

 

[Dreamatorium]

chris is telling us that he is growing a mustache

"Why does everyone keep calling me a dang, dirty pedofork? Can't a 30 year old man with a mustache and a clown shirt sit at McDonalds by the playpit all day in peace without being harassed these days?"

he HAS rocked the 'stache before:

My god. Here's the thing about Chris, his appearance itself isn't inherently defective. It's what he chooses to wear and how he consciously decides to style himself/take care of himself that makes him look god awful. Shave that 'stache, take a few showers, wear a black button down and decent jeans and he'd probably be looking pretty decent. Handsome even.

 

[Holdek]

It's funny how we try to divine meaning from Chris' increasingly inscrutable pronouncements, like he's an autistic Zen master giving us koans.

Handsome even.

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, here.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There was a time when if he wasn't dressed like Rainbow Brite, he'd lose all sense of identity and cease to exist. The only difference now is that he has to look like Dame Edna.

Regarding his latest comment, Chris is a moron. I like that he answers back to people in real life via Facebook - never directly to their faces. "Fuck you, Mommy, I'm going to blog somewhere where you'll never see it! Hmm!"

 

[Male]

"Our newest member: WetBlanket"
Just you wait.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if someone finally told him that constantly lamenting his dirty, crapped life is a downer.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

he HAS rocked the 'stache before:

Whatever else has happened in the entire saga of Christian Weston Chandler, we can always thank him for bestowing this picture upon us.
"Epic" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Back on topic, it's surely just another case of Chris' faulty processing over analyzing a throw-away comment. What I want to know is who called him one and why?