A year ago today... -

[Elaine Benes]

...this happened.

 

[Jetman]

And he learned nothing from it at all.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Everytime he would talk about this event, his defence would be that he was 'frightened and mentally overloaded' but in this video hes on his way out, this ordeal was almost over, all he had to do was walk out of the store and he would have avoided so many court dates and fines.

Why on God's green earth did he feel that pepper spraying that dude in his shirt would be the right thing to do?

 

[Apocalypso]

Wonder if Stinky Winky will pull off another crazy stunt today?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

And those bastards actually called someone when he told them not to.

What is this world coming to?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It took close to a whole year, with video evidence, to even convict him, such is the strength of the autism card.

 

[94GrandMarquis]

chris already had A FELONY already, yet he gets away with assault again, autism card is getting overdrafted.

 

[AnOminous]

chris already had A FELONY already, yet he gets away with assault again, autism card is getting overdrafted.

Actually, he pled to a misdemeanor. Instead of the felony they were charged with, they pled to failure to stop at the scene of an accident.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

December 26th shall be Boxing Day no more, instead it'll be Macing Day.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

...this happened.

And the fine is being paid with his welfare money

 

[Randy Lahey]

Never forget.

 

[CatParty]

Hopefully this year, he'll get jailed for good

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

Virginia keeps failing Chris and the people around him.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Just two weeks ago, we all were feeling bad over what has become of Chris, initially after Mr. Smith and Colin.

@Null blew the whistle on Catherine, in hopes and belief that, this time, Chris really does not deserve to be trolled by anything anymore. We all felt bad for ourselves, and what we seemed to be becoming.

But nope, two weeks later, with no prodding from trolls, Chris proves, as he always does, that no one trolls himself better than he.

 

[Apocalypso]

Hopefully this year, he'll get jailed for good

Perhaps he's planning to light fireworks at his nearest Gamestop in an attempt to sabotage their reputation this New Year's Eve?

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

The GameStop incident had a few benefits. The suspense of Chris's arrest and subsequent court dates kept us enthralled for months. If it didn't happen, I might have picked a Deagle-Nation-inspired screenname, and that would just look dated a year later.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Everytime he would talk about this event, his defence would be that he was 'frightened and mentally overloaded' but in this video hes on his way out, this ordeal was almost over, all he had to do was walk out of the store and he would have avoided so many court dates and fines.

Why on God's green earth did he feel that pepper spraying that dude in his shirt would be the right thing to do?

After a detailed analysis of the video, I reached a conclusion that Chris was about ready to hose down the employees that confronted him over at the display he was fucking with. Usually Chris will hang around and deliver some sort of monologue when confronted, but he may have been scared off, with his pepper spray almost ready.

About that point he was committed to spraying someone.

Though I still think the icing on the cake was him leaving his mom at the Food Court as he made his getaway back to the Chandler Fortress of Broken Dreams.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

I was eating some delicious Papa John's when hearing about this. I remember it vividly. It was like a belated Christmas present.

 

[Vault Boy]

Just two weeks ago, we all were feeling bad over what has become of Chris, initially after Mr. Smith and Colin.

@Null blew the whistle on Catherine, in hopes and belief that, this time, Chris really does not deserve to be trolled by anything anymore. We all felt bad for ourselves, and what we seemed to be becoming.

But nope, two weeks later, with no prodding from trolls, Chris proves, as he always does, that no one trolls himself better than he.

Goes to show that, like many other Lolcows, he's his own worst enemy. If he would've just let things be, none of the stuff in 2015 would've happened.

Virginia keeps failing Chris and the people around him.

If Chris keeps pulling stupid shit like that, the courts in Virginia will lose what little patience they have left for him, Autism Card or not.

Hopefully this year, he'll get jailed for good

It could certainly teach him a lesson for how to behave in society. You ask me, a few months in jail would do him some good, assuming that he understands why he's in jail in the first place. If he remains as arrogant as ever, jail just might be a revolving door instead. He needs to learn that the world doesn't revolve around him.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

Goes to show that, like many other Lolcows, he's his own worst enemy. If he would've just let things be, none of the stuff in 2015 would've happened.

If Chris keeps pulling stupid shit like that, the courts in Virginia will lose what little patience they have left for him, Autism Card or not.

It's why I never fully understand trolls remorse. Unless you've done something terrible like swat them, took money from them or trolled some memorial site like an "epic ween" I really don't understand where the feeling bad comes from.

Don't get me wrong I wish Chris nothing but the best, but I don't go around trying to stop trolls either. It is what it is. Maybe I'm just level-headed like that. Also, if you or I got trolled, who would feel bad for us?

Spoiler

no one.

and if we behaved like a lolcow, rightfully so.