Lolcow Aaron Fechter - Delusional inventor, animatronic daddy, racist jew

Vaffanculo

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I wasn’t sure if there’d be enough interest to warrant a thread, but I’ve been entertained by this particular person for a very long time. I apologize if this looks like utter fucking shit; I’ve not made a thread before, plus I’m retarded. Let’s see.

Kiwis, allow me to introduce you to Aaron Fechter:
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If you haven’t heard of him (and I’m sure you haven’t), Aaron is an engineer and entrepreneur who spends the majority of his days in his dilapidated warehouse in central Florida. The highlight of his career was in the early 1980’s when he entered a deal with a businessman named Bob Brock. Aaron and his 300 employees began engineering animatronic shows in his (then operational) warehouse for Brock’s new restaurant, Showbiz Pizza.

Everything tanked for Aaron in the early 90’s when Showbiz Pizza bought out and merged with the failing Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre. The characters that Aaron’s team created, an animatronic animal band called “The Rock-afire Explosion”, were preferred by the execs of the merging companies, but Aaron, being the extreme Jew he is, would not relinquish the rights to the characters unless he was paid an outrageous sum of money, or collect royalties. The executives laughed in his face and severed ties with Aaron; completely crumbling the foundation of his business. Over the years, Aaron’s hundreds of employees dwindled down to just him, and he still considers his warehouse “Creative Engineering” an active business, when in reality it is little more than a hoarder’s dump rotting away in the central Florida heat.

Aaron was all but forgotten in the early 2000’s until a group of spergs who were infatuated with Chuck E. Cheese started stalking him. Reveling in the attention he received, Aaron leaped into the ‘tard pool at full speed; making appearances at their annual group meetings (called “Cheesevention”). It was also there where he met one of his stalkers, a dim witted, former CEC employee named Kerry. At half his age and half his brain capacity, Aaron bagged Kerry, and they are still together to this day; living in what is essentially a trailer in the woods with their two Dobermans outside Orlando.
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Aaron is 65 and convinced that one day he’ll be rich again. He tools away in his warehouse for years on end, working on something that’s always “the next big thing”. He will premiere said thing at a booth at an annual theme park attraction expo, it will garner no attention, then back to his warehouse it will go to rot away. Most recently, he took an inoperable arcade game akin to something from 1982 to the convention. He calls it “Bashy Bug”. It was programmed with an Apple II because Aaron refuses to learn or work with new technology.


He hates niggers and the god damn Muslims, loves Donald Trump, and swears he invented the Whack-a-Mole. Tell him otherwise, and he will chimp the fuck out. He even went so far as to embarrass himself by calling out the producer of the game at an IAAPA convention and recording it for posterity.

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With the popularity of the Five Nights at Freddy’s games, thousands of autistic children all over America suddenly found pizza joint robots to be the most amazing thing in the history of anything, thus making Aaron think that he was a celebrity. He believes his autograph is worth something, and will sign all of his rotting, musty shit from his warehouse before putting it on eBay at astronomical prices for the 13-year-old spergs to buy. If you want to take a tour of his inoperable studio, that will cost you $300. He might even make you some burgers on his grill, cooked over an “eco friendly green gas” he invented called “Hydrillium”, which, incidentally, blew his warehouse the fuck up in 2013.


Because nothing he does should go unpaid (not sure if it’s because he’s a greedy Jew or desperate for $$$), Aaron has a “premium” YouTube channel in which, if you pay him $10 a month, you will gain exclusive access to his private YT videos. The PREMIUM CONTENT videos feature exciting excerpts of his life, such as literally running to the post office, complaining about local blacks defacing his “Make America Great Again” signs, or pissing in his vestibule. All the rest of his videos are little more than desperate pleas to his audience to talk about him and buy his shit. Aaron didn’t think this “premium subscription” venture through too well though; he didn’t count on his adolescent audience sharing the privatized links with one another without paying. Thus ruining another money making scheme.

He constantly and unabashedly spergs on Facebook about the US government and his blatant racism and homophobia. If any of his followers publicly disagrees with his opinions, they will find themselves bombarded with messages from angry 13-year-old autistics, vehemently defending their lord and savior.

His delusions of grandeur and unwarranted self importance rivals that of the great CWC. He truly believes that he is a beloved local celebrity, and has absolutely no qualms about taking credit for every aspect of his short lived success in the early 1980s. He absolutely believes that the content he produces in this era without the aid of his hundreds of employees is just as impressive as it was back then. Very rarely will you hear him give credit where credit is due; forget about his professional engineers, machinists and musicians that literally made and did everything for him back then. Aaron believes he encompasses all of these qualities and skills, and his ego is tremendous. He is king of the shitpile on West Jefferson street.
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Accounts and Such:
Facebook
Twitter / Archive (Old)
YouTube Channel / Archive
eBay / Archive
Personal email - aaron@starsof.com
Official Site / Archive

Creative Engineering Inc.
47 W Jefferson St, Orlando, FL 32801

The “Pee Away 3000” to keep the damn dirty niggos from pissing by his RV:

Fun Fact: He came to the rescue for Isabella Price back in her thread from a few years ago.

She lived amongst the shit and spiders in his warehouse during the summer of 2015 to work on art for his newest hopeless project, which of course went nowhere. His username is @Vincent VanGo.
 
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Vaffanculo

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Aaron LOVES arguing with anyone about out of control darkies. He’ll use any opportunity in the world, on any platform to say the word “nigger”. He’ll even have his animatronics “say” it, even though he’s gone on and on for years about protecting the integrity of his innocent, lovable children’s characters. He insists that this is why he didn’t sell his copyrights in the early 90’s; he didn’t want them in the hands of someone else for fear that their legacy would be tainted. Not because he’s a greedy fucking retarded Jew.

Here we are, almost 30 years later, and he’s got his puppet character screaming about niggers and muslims to his fresh audience of 12-year-olds.-
https://youtu.be/RZtbYHrsAxY

Or when he had them perform his own version of Cee-Lo Green’s hit “Fuck You”. Not understanding the difference between “nigga” and “nigger”, the gorilla (lol) drops a big ole n-bomb multiple times during the song. -
https://youtu.be/cUeIr24cNkg

These are the guys you’d see in Chuck E. Cheese’s today if Fechter had relinquished his hold on his beloved copyrights.
 

Kurosaki Ichigo

Super Sp00ky
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Dumb 13 year olds flipped over animatronics after fnaf sure but only the most autistic are interested in Aaron's scrap heaps. I remember watching a video of a fnaf themed birthday party that was being hosted in his dingy old warehouse and all of the kids there looked bored as hell.

As far as getting Rockafire back into the mainstream again, it's a fool's endeavor. Chuck E Cheese itself is going under and cutting back on the use of animatronics for the amount of money matinence requires. Theme parks like Disney won't take him in for his refusal to learn new techniques and his online behaviors.
 

IrishScumfuck

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Dumb 13 year olds flipped over animatronics after fnaf sure but only the most autistic are interested in Aaron's scrap heaps. I remember watching a video of a fnaf themed birthday party that was being hosted in his dingy old warehouse and all of the kids there looked bored as hell.

As far as getting Rockafire back into the mainstream again, it's a fool's endeavor. Chuck E Cheese itself is going under and cutting back on the use of animatronics for the amount of money matinence requires. Theme parks like Disney won't take him in for his refusal to learn new techniques and his online behaviors.

Dear lord above we've literally found the lord of fnaf, we need to stop him before he realizes artificial intelligence is a tangible thing
 

crayolasword

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My bad. It let me see the article for free. Anyway, here’s the article explaining the fallacy of hydrillium.

Experimental Gases, Danger, And The Rock-afire Explosion
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On the morning of September 26th, 2013 the city of Orlando was rocked by an explosion. Buildings shook, windows rattled, and Amtrak service on a nearby track was halted. TV stations broke in with special reports. The dispatched helicopters didn’t find fire and brimstone, but they did find a building with one wall blown out. The building was located at 47 West Jefferson Street. For most this was just another news day, but a few die-hard fans recognized the building as Creative Engineering, home to a different kind of explosion: The Rock-afire Explosion.

The Inventor and His Band of Robots
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Many of us have heard of the Rock-afire Explosion, the animatronic band which graced the stage of ShowBiz pizza from 1980 through 1990. For those not in the know, the band was created by the inventor of Whac-A-Mole, [Aaron Fechter], engineer, entrepreneur and owner of Creative Engineering. When ShowBiz pizza sold to Chuck E. Cheese, the Rock-afire Explosion characters were replaced with Chuck E. and friends. Creative Engineering lost its biggest customer. Once over 300 employees, the company was again reduced to just [Aaron]. He owned the building which housed the company, a 38,000 square foot shop and warehouse. Rather than sell the shop and remaining hardware, [Aaron] kept working there alone. Most of the building remained as it had in the 1980’s. Tools placed down by artisans on their last day of work remained, slowly gathering dust.

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Creative Engineering’s 1980’s Logo

[Aaron] kept on inventing, and had a few almost-hits, such as the Antigravity Freedom Machine (AGFM). The AGFM was a 6502-based dedicated email client that was supplanted by the World Wide Web in the mid 1990’s. Around 2004 or so, Generation X’s nostalgia for the Rock-afire Explosion kicked in. YouTube videos of rescued robots operating in basements, sheds, and one-off restaurants popped up. Fan clubs organized on the internet. All of this culminated in a 2008 documentary about the band.

In some ways, it almost seems like The Rock-afire Explosion is cursed. Just about everyone featured in the movie has endured some sort of disaster. [Chris Thrash’s] Rock-afire themed arcade went belly up. [Snap’s] Blast to the Past Museum and his Rock-Afire show were destroyed by fire in 2010. For [Aaron], disaster came in the form of a new invention: Hydrillium.

An Experimental Fuel
[Aaron] first learned of a new hydrogen-based fuel from [William Richardson], who had failed to market the gas himself. [Aaron] took [Richardson] on as a paid mentor and began to develop a way to produce the gas in enough volume to run tests.

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[Aaron] handled the marketing as well. He dubbed the fuel “Carbo-Hydrillium”, later shortened to “Hydrillum”, calling it the “fuel of the future”. Hydrillium could do everything from cutting steel to cooking the perfect juicy steak. People were interested in the fuel, and a few restaurants agreed to test it out. [Aaron] now had to produce enough fuel to transport and deliver to the restaurants for daily operations.

The problem is that hydrogen has a low energy density by volume. How does one get around that? Increase the pressure. Aaron used a scuba tank compressor to accomplish this. Scuba tanks have working pressures in the thousands of PSI. 3000 and 4500 PSI are typical scuba tank pressures.

Hydrillium is similar to water gas, which is a synthesis gas produced by passing steam over hot coals. Rather than load up the coal stove, [Aaron] broke out his welder and performed electrolysis of water. When experimental fuels and water are mentioned, people usually think of Brown’s gas, or HHO. This was something different. To create Hydrillium, an electric arc is struck underwater across a pair of carbon electrodes. The electricity breaks the water down into hydrogen and oxygen. The electrodes are consumed by the arc, putting carbon molecules into the mixture. The oxygen molecules bond with the carbon, forming carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide. The resulting gas mixture contains 60-70 % hydrogen gas, 25-30 % carbon monoxide, and 1-2% carbon dioxide. Small amounts of other gasses such as methane, nitrogen, and oxygen would also be present. Not all the water would be consumed by the reaction. Some vapor would be caught and collected.

[Fechter] collected the gas with an expansion bladder – similar to capturing Brown’s gas with a plastic bag above the electrodes. When full, the bladder was pumped down into a low pressure tank. The low pressure tank was then fed through a scuba compressor into a high pressure steel tank. These “K Type” tanks are the familiar 56″ tall tanks often used for welding gases, oxygen, or anything else that needs to be stored and transported compressed.

So we’ve got hydrogen, carbon monoxide, and a few other gasses. Beyond the explosion hazard, it sounds innocuous enough. Unfortunately that was far from the truth. Hydrillium stored in a steel cylinder was a ticking time bomb waiting to go off.

Stress Corrosion Cracking
The problem was a one-two punch of chemical attacks: carbon monoxide Stress Corrosion Cracking (SCC) and hydrogen embrittlement. The prime attack in this case was SCC.

SCC in storage cylinders first became an issue in the 1950’s when storage and transportation tank pressures were increased from 1000 psig to 2000 psig. Tanks began bursting, leading to several investigations. The ensuing research showed that four specific elements needed to be present for SCC to occur.
  • Carbon Monoxide
  • Carbon Dioxide
  • Carbon Steel
  • Water
Just as with normal rust, water reacts with carbon dioxide to form carbonic acid, which dissolves iron. In this case though, widespread rust is inhibited by the carbon monoxide. The acid attacks local areas, leading to cracks through the metal crystals. Called transgranular cracks, these continue to grow until the steel fails.

Hydrogen Embrittlement
Hydrogen and steel are also a bad combination. Hydrogen is a slippery little atom. Individual hydrogen atoms can diffuse into the granular structure of steel. The hydrogen atoms then recombine into hydrogen molecules. This increases pressure from within the steel itself. This trapped hydrogen causes huge stresses, eventually cracking the metal from the inside out. The higher the pressure and temperature, the faster the process of cracking.

Tank Failure
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On September 26th, 2013, the steel of one of Aaron’s tanks finally failed. The crack in it grew, unzipping and opening two flaps in the tank, much like a flasher opening a trench coat. The 200 cubic feet of Hydrillium in the tank spread throughout the room creating a pressure wave of over 2 PSI against the exterior wall. This was enough to blow the brick wall out into the adjacent parking lot. The roof in the blast area was lifted from its supports. The floor was pushed a full foot below its original position. The newly created hole was also a saving grace. The released hydrogen quick dispersed up into the atmosphere, avoiding a secondary explosion and fire. The fire crew still had their hands full though, as there were 10 more cylinders of Hydrillium in the building. Eventually it was decided to vent each one to the atmosphere. The process took about seven hours.

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In the wake of the explosion, [Aaron] repaired the building, and kept on hacking. The inventor has returned to his arcade roots. He recently unveiled a new game called Bashy Bug. The Rock-afire Explosion is still working as well. They were last seen reporting on a train wreck in Orlando.

What lessons can we learn from all of this? We all enjoy our projects, but know when you’re venturing into a dangerous zone – things like large batteries, compressed gas, high voltage, and chemical reactions just to name a few. When you head in that direction, learn all you can about how to work safely. Don’t be afraid to ask an expert. It might save your workshop – or your life.
https://hackaday.com/2016/02/02/experimental-gases-danger-and-the-rock-afire-explosion/ (http://archive.ph/niS9e)
 
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Aaron is currently having an autistic meltdown because the bar that he recently sold a show to (for probably around 70-80K) is “trashing” it. And by “trashing” he means that they’re programming the animated characters that they PAID for to perform “inappropriate” songs. In reality, he’s triggered because the owners had purchased their own control system from another programmer, and Aaron sees this as “betrayal” because he isn’t making a profit. It clearly has nothing to do with the material itself because we’re talking about the guy who has literally recorded audio of the puppet and gorilla saying “nigger”.

Rock-afire Barcade Facebook page-
https://m.facebook.com/rockafirebar/
 
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He constantly and unabashedly spergs on Facebook about the US government and his blatant racism and homophobia. If any of his followers publicly disagrees with his opinions, they will find themselves bombarded with messages from angry 13-year-old autistics, vehemently defending their lord and savior.
Include more of his social media antics. The OP is lacking in content like that.

Every link in the OP needs to be archived (excluding the YouTube links). Link to his other social media. You say he's active on Facebook but didn't link to it. Try looking around to see if he's active elsewhere.
 
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Vaffanculo

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Include more of his social media antics. The OP is lacking in content like that.

Every link in the OP needs to be archived (excluding the YouTube links). Link to his other social media. You say he's active on Facebook but didn't link to it. Try looking around to see if he's active elsewhere.

I’ve edited my OP and included a link to his Twitter and Facebook profile. Twitter is archived, but unless I’m a tard, I can’t seem to archive FB effectively. Hopefully you guys can access it; I’m unsure of exactly what’s privatized.

Either way, almost all of his Facebook updates are identical to his Tweets. Enjoy them.
 

Tha Promblems

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What are a bunch of dumb kids and manchildren gonna do about Aaron's business dealings? The moment the equipment got shipped out they were out of his hands. He should be happy they're getting a new life and entertaining people over rotting for another 20 years in his autism lair.

Sure, but that's the thing that dips it over into lolcow territory. From what I can tell, those animatronics are his family. They're the closest thing he has in his life. Obviously he cares a lot about them, or he would have sold them to Chuck E Cheese's in the 90's.
 

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