Snowflake Abby Brown -

[darklord]

i can’t keep up with the once a day phase changing, abby you’re in your 20s

 

[Visible Belly Outline]

As previously stated, there really needs to be a separate thread for the fb haters. They are really collectively more milky than Abby. Especially whenever Abby shuts down her Facebook, they always seem to bide their time posting selfies desperate to prove they’re better than her when she neither cares, nor does she know they exist (individually)

It’s like a honeypot, really. A two for one.

The worst part IMO is when they do “her look but better” posts.
That’s some strange skin walking for a group that claims to hate her.
I get secondhand embarrassment seeing them.

Edit to provide recent examples because SHAME.

 

[Ceres]

I know it’s a moot point, but I still can’t get over how these people are straight up going Single White Female over a lolcow like Abby, yet genuinely consider themselves woke and above us nasty transphobic kiwi trolls.

They buy her used clothing and copy her makeup to prove they can “pull it off better”, flirt with her Favorite Person and romantic fixation, and have dreams about her. This is starting to look more and more like some weird hate cult.

 

[u thought]

This is starting to look more and more like some weird hate cult.

That’s because it’s devolved in to just that. These idiots are just screaming in to the void, announcing that they are much better than her when in fact, no one cares. In doing so, they make themselves look like abject retards.
Aside from the poo-touching, I wish them the best as they do offer a decent stand-in.
God speed, nerds.

attached some of the ones I enjoyed:

 

[Gentle Softlock]

I think Abby is a bit like Pixyteri; you know that deep down, change is nearly impossible, but you also can't help but root for them every time that opportunity presents itself.

Where Pixy has her mom, Abby has Will, and neither will truly get anywhere unless they're able to sever that dependent connection. Will will only ever undo every bit of progress Abby makes and he's narcissistic enough to always worm his way back in because he can't stand to see Abby being happy and productive without him.

Honestly i love watching this dumpster fire that is her life, but everytime she goes away i'm like "yes and never come back to the internet" even if i'm "sad" that i lost some entertainement online. She's beyond normal life recovery, the only thing i wish she'd do is dump Will for good, stop the tattoos and live simple life away from a public fb account.

I know it’s a moot point, but I still can’t get over how these people are straight up going Single White Female over a lolcow like Abby, yet genuinely consider themselves woke and above us nasty transphobic kiwi trolls.

They buy her used clothing and copy her makeup to prove they can “pull it off better”, flirt with her Favorite Person and romantic fixation, and have dreams about her. This is starting to look more and more like some weird hate cult.

Oh yeah it's really getting on my nerves i only stay because i don't want to befriend her on fb so i relly on their post most of the time. But some members are extremely annoying and not self aware. I don't know why they keep posting selfies (useless and just spam to get attention) in a group based on commenting the life of a random fb micro famous girl wanting attention ?
I get posting stuff to compare i did it once or twice but to show how Abby was doing something wrong.
Ah also KF was brought up so many times, and because you guys post the people in the group yet they continue to post themselves... Ironic.

 

[Mad Strawberry Milk]

i can’t keep up with the once a day phase changing, abby you’re in your 20s

Closer to 30 then 20. Pretty sure she's 28-29.

 

[Android raptor]

Have she and Hogg had their first post-jail breakup yet?

 

[u thought]

Emo v3972.5

 

[Xenomorph]

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Emo v3972.5

Shes got the boss hog look going on

 

[Gentle Softlock]

Have she and Hogg had their first post-jail breakup yet?

Nope he commented on her post they're very "public" for once he doesn't look ashamed of her hmmm only when she's emo tho.

Also i just saw that when i went to grab that comment, wtf is that crack house behind her ?

 

[Visible Belly Outline]

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Nope he commented on her post they're very "public" for once he doesn't look ashamed of her hmmm only when she's emo tho.

Also i just saw that when i went to grab that comment, wtf is that crack house behind her ? View attachment 2276099

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Oh Abby. I knew it was going back to the emo thing at some point (especially when Hog showed back up) but I desperately want her to bury that red and and black coon eye makeup in 2007 where it belongs.
The over lined lips don’t even bother me that much because amazingly she has good teeth, but just do a black smoky eye with winged liner. She’s absolutely capable of that because I’ve seen it.
The red and black eyeshadow is so dated and makes her look ill.

 

[High Hedgie]

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Nope he commented on her post they're very "public" for once he doesn't look ashamed of her hmmm only when she's emo tho.

Also i just saw that when i went to grab that comment, wtf is that crack house behind her ? View attachment 2276099

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I think she is standing on the steps out of someone's basement to the outside. There are leaves on the steps and it looks like some of the stairs I've seen in friends' houses from unfinished basements or garages that were partially/fully below ground level on one side. It looks like it's night, there's light on in the house, and then they used a flash.

 

[OstREEEch]

At least her hair looks healthy…

 

[Mad Strawberry Milk]

At least her hair looks healthy…

For now.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Urgh I binged this thread in little over a day. I always saw this thread pop up but I thought it was about boring insta star curvyliving (who is actually Abby Russell). I came across a screenshot of her on a meme page and recognised the name from the farms and all I've got to say is... . This thread was a hoot that always kept me on my toes!

An underrated topic of discussion is how frequently she goes through piercings - especially around her lips. She had a lip ring, snakebites, angelbites (twice), then mini snakebites... then we've had her wrist, bridge, septum (twice I think?) and probably some more... I wonder how many holes she has. I'm so glad she's not had dermal piercings in her cheeks or something because those things can really fuck your face up.

Also love the mini cow crossover with our kawaii Princess Luna.

 

[bubble tea]

I know this has been said before, but I think she might be one of the only cows I actually feel sorry for. Her poem— as juvenile as it is— was pretty tough to read; I mean seriously, what well-adjusted 20-something year old would be willing to post something like that online? I'm sure ALR and Luna would like a word with me. She hasn't really done anything to intentionally hurt others; medication/therapy seems to have not sufficiently worked; her parents have no idea how to control her; and her Hogg-dependency is further crippling her life. Hogg is an ugly retard, but it's clear that he's smart enough to know that he has the power to manipulate Abby, and he thrives on her attention.

All of her tattoos are abject pieces of shit, but the biggest piece of shit in her life is Boss Hogg. He's cancer.

The worst part IMO is when they do “her look but better” posts.
That’s some strange skin walking for a group that claims to hate her.
I get secondhand embarrassment seeing them.

Edit to provide recent examples because SHAME.
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At least Abby isn't a landwhale like these retards, lmao. Fatties will do anything to make themselves feel superior to someone, even if it means sperging out about a severely mentally ill, emotionally dependent woman. I agree with those of you who think they should have their own thread; it would probably move even faster than this one.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

Wouldn't be the first time we've added threads about people who were found suckling at the teat of another cow.

 

[Android raptor]

I feel like without Hogg Abby would still make poor aesthetic choices but would otherwise be about as stable as she's capable of being. Hogg is the main thing that keep seriously fucking her up.

 

[slimesplat]

Abby’s parents should really consider moving out of state with Abby in tow. I think it’s the only chance she has at getting away from this moron once and for all. It’s in everyone’s best interest, and I wish her parents would realize that. I’m sure they would try to get back together and have a long distance relationship, but I really think it would eventually fizzle, and Abby could finally move on and realize there’s more to life than this retard.

 

[Ceres]

Abby’s parents should really consider moving out of state with Abby in tow. I think it’s the only chance she has at getting away from this moron once and for all. It’s in everyone’s best interest, and I wish her parents would realize that. I’m sure they would try to get back together and have a long distance relationship, but I really think it would eventually fizzle, and Abby could finally move on and realize there’s more to life than this retard.

Abby’s parents are already retired and seem content to stay in their quaint Pennsylvanian middle-class neighborhood. I don’t think they’d want to put up with the stress that already comes with moving out of state, while continuing to care for their mentally ill adult daughter who would be kicking and screaming throughout the entire process. But the outcome of that would absolutely be beneficial for all involved.

I could see Abby being very happy in Florida. Would her parents have any issues getting into any of those picturesque by the beach senior condominiums or retirement communities because of her? Where I live a lot of government or private housing for the elderly will also accept younger tenants if they’re profoundly disabled in some way.