Snowflake Abby Brown -

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What a wonderful read, this thread is!

It really brought me back to high school, when one of my classmates was a girl just like Abby (adopted, in full need of therapy but refused it for the sake of being considered special, phases that came and went in weeks, a constantly changing wardrobe and hairstyle. She would cut her thighs and come to school wearing shorts, take random pills she found around the house, have sex with guys she hooked up with only to go back running to the local drug dealer she was "madly in love with". I remember her smearing Mercurochrome, an antiseptic that has a mercury base and that is usually used on scrapes and burns, on her gums because she had a blister above one of her front teeth).

So... thank you for the jump in the past!

Also, Abby's eyebrows look absolutely terrible no matter the angle you look at them.
 

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Mooreee Abby


Asking for local strangers in your area to hit you up for true friendship seems like a great idea.
Also how was that... Scary?

 
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MirnaMinkoff

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Mooreee Abby


Asking for local strangers in your area to hit you up for true friendship seems like a great idea.
Also how was that... Scary?

The only local people that would want to hang out with Abby are thirteen year olds and adults with mental problems. It’s sad that she thinks she needs an outrageous look and schtick to attract ppl to her. Looking that that will only attract idiots, but that’s probably appropriate given the level she functions at.

I was hoping she’d stick to the more normal look from a few weeks back instead of the rainbow abortion style. It would be a stupid look even if she was the biggest dyke to ever walk the earth, but she’s not even fucking gay. But I’m sure Abby would try to eat some carpet simply to justify this new gay rainbow phase.
 

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Wow. She is totally whacked out on whatever drugs/meds she is using and, somehow, I still don’t think it’s enough...

The only local people that would want to hang out with Abby are thirteen year olds and adults with mental problems. It’s sad that she thinks she needs an outrageous look and schtick to attract ppl to her.
I honestly don’t think she has any real personality, interests, or goals so she just uses her schtick in some sad attempt to make herself interesting.
 

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Did we ever get an age on Abby? In the beginning of the thread, we thought she was close to, if not 30, right?
OMG OKAY so I’ve been waiting for this hitches return for too long and I’m so hyped.

I got lucky and got an accepted friend request right when she made her new fb account, so I wanna be careful not to post anything that gives me away buuuuut here’s some bits:

According to her fb, she’s 25 about to be 26
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She supposedly no longer likes the nightmare before Christmas!!!
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And Jesus loves her- this she knows- cause her bible tells her so
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She don’t need no wake n bake, just wake n PRAISE
 

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After all the hopes she had gotten better thru months if therapy... Nope, we are in a phase. It's gay rainbows. With a side of Jesus. She's already moving way too fast. Last week Facebook was " too toxic" this week she's Facebook live with her cellphone number publicly displayed, asking for friends. Slow down. Talk to your therapist.
 

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What is it with her and Jesus, anyways? The Bible hates gays, hates women, hates tattoos and piercings, hates pretty much everything that isn’t a pious man and silent and obedient woman. She even said once that reading the Bible “gave her anxiety” because it forbade all the things she loves. I don’t get why former junkies and loonies always choose GodJesus as their higher power when there are so many accepting and loving sects to choose from. Abby should try Buddhism, it would probably help her not to be so image obsessed and materialistic.

And she can insist she’s over it all she wants, I’m still foreseeing a possible NBC return once Halloween passes and the clearance rack at Hot Topic is ripe for the picking.
 

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I’m trying to get a running timeline and I can’t figure it out!
I tried doing that last summer and, TBH, it is a Sisyphean task. If you wish to take up the mantle, semper fi and here is what I was able to piece together:

 

Brorito

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I tried doing that last summer and, TBH, it is a Sisyphean task. If you wish to take up the mantle, semper fi and here is what I was able to piece together:

Okay so copy pasting my list is fucking up my sub bullets, so here are screenshots of it!

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I think i got everything except for the Harley phase, but if anyone notices anything wrong please let me know!