God. Dammit. Abby. Why do I let myself get optimistic about this one? I thought that this time rehab or mental ward lockup or whatever would stick a *tiny* bit more. I mean, it’s not as though she’d ever have a “normal” life. “Abby YouTubing from her parents house about how much she loves Jesus and hates her meds” is probably the best we could hope for, but it’s not the worst fate. She’s no Luna Slater, after all. But this is like, back to square one. A new cheap wig, a new phase, and f-ing Boss Hog. Cows gonna cow, I guess.