"I'M A HOUSEWIFE!" *coughs up blood after beating children*
High aim yet he misses the toilet each and every time. Then again, he's got a microscopic dick. Hell, I'm a female Corgi and I've got a bigger dick than him. Even humping his leg left me unsatisfied. The guy's got no game. BARK BARK BARKThis place is hilarious! I could read for ages. That Russel Greer guy's a lot like somebody I know, except she goes after my brother's cock instead of some famous pussy. At least he's got high aim.
...some of these people remind me a bit too much of how I was my first year of high school, though...
Not as much as Corgis do.Black people love burgers
Black people are always victims and can do no wrong. btw. I'm black.