white cat: trill trill get you butt out of my face
grey cat: no dis my chair! mew
white cat: growls stahp it sis!
grey cat: no!
white cat: hisses
grey cat: oh wait you got a dirty spot. cleans sis
white cat: okay you too
I know I’m no Michael Jordan, but my fanbase will literally believe in anything I say, even if it means baiting referees to give my opponents more fouls and letting China get away with embarrassing my league and giving my money to them.
I once fear Armageddon like the rest of you my fellow Americans. I feared not having drinkable water, losing my wife and kids, and not living to 1776 commence again. Then my fucking wife divorced me and took the kids! So I bought a water filter from infowars.com and now I don't fear shit! Nuclear Holocuast, ChiCom Bio-weapon, and even my own crushing Alcoholism here I come! I will make sure that 1776 will commence again weather or not the world ends!