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[Newman's Lovechild]

His Soul review reminded me of his Lovely Bones review where he goes on and on about how senses wouldn't persist in an afterlife because it's all in our body parts and the body's dead now

Why do ghosts need to be emotionless?

When Adum was young, he read a book that spoke to him and revealed the truth. Right there and then he knelt by the side of his bed and asked Terry Pratchett into his heart. Now he follows in his lords footsteps, searching the (internet super-) highways and byways for the downtrodden, the neckbeards and shut-ins, teaching the ways of euphoric atheism, nasal snark, and turning overlong commentaries on fantasy media into a soapbox for your tiresomely obsessive opinions.

When his years of labor for the cause have been deemed worthy, he will be awarded a fedora and tasked with his first missionary outreach: bringing the light to the heathens of darkest British Columbia, warning them how the concept of Santa Claus is a danger to society.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

When Adum was young, he read a book that spoke to him and revealed the truth. Right there and then he knelt by the side of his bed and asked Terry Pratchett into his heart. Now he follows in his lords footsteps, searching the (internet super-) highways and byways for the downtrodden, the neckbeards and shut-ins, teaching the ways of euphoric atheism, nasal snark, and turning overlong commentaries on fantasy media into a soapbox for your tiresomely obsessive opinions.

When his years of labor for the cause have been deemed worthy, he will be awarded a fedora and tasked with his first missionary outreach: bringing the light to the heathens of darkest British Columbia, warning them how the concept of Santa Claus is a danger to society.

this is the nastiest thing I have ever heard anyone say about Terry Pratchett.

I don't think he'd like the series much. Not enough furry cocks in it.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

It's nasty, but is it untrue?

I don't know if Pratchett was the first or only one to come up with the idea that ghosts don't emote because they don't have glands or hormones. But he's the only one I've seen use it until I read this topic, and it comes up a lot in his teetering stack of Discworld books. Given the age and tone of the series also, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Adam latched onto them as a source for his lazy countercultural jabs.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's nasty, but is it untrue?

I don't know if Pratchett was the first or only one to come up with the idea that ghosts don't emote because they don't have glands or hormones. But he's the only one I've seen use it until I read this topic, and it comes up a lot in his teetering stack of Discworld books. Given the age and tone of the series also, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Adam latched onto them as a source for his lazy countercultural jabs.

I mean I certainly wouldn't label Pratchett the patron of euphoric atheists? And "tiresomely obsessive opinions" sounds a bit overly critical?

I won't turn the thread into an offtopic sperg pit, but I don't link Adam's pedantry and Pratchett's tone at all. Adam seems a lot more up his own ass and more of a nitpicker than a satirist.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

YMMV. I got as far as 'The Truth' before I finally decided Pratchett had fallen back on huffing his own anti-establishment farts. And again, where else did Adam pick up on the idea of 'no body = no emotions'? It's a fairly unique concept and, no offence to the guy, he doesn't come across as clever enough to think it up all on his lonesome.

 

[Fat retard]

Ah yes time to use someone’s death to bitch about politics in a foreign country

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

YMS said if he isn't finished with the Lion King review by March, he will release in two parts and each will be "feature length". It looks like YMS is slowly turning into Mauler. Well they both have one thing in common now, it's that both have projects that they said they were working on and still doing so and may never finish: For YMS, it's his video series on Synecdoche, New York, while Mauler has his critique on the Force Awakens.

 

[Activelo]

YMS said if he isn't finished with the Lion King review by March, he will release in two parts and each will be "feature length". It looks like YMS is slowly turning into Mauler. Well they both have one thing in common now, it's that both have projects that they said they were working on and still doing so and may never finish: For YMS, it's his video series on Synecdoche, New York, while Mauler has his critique on the Force Awakens.

He's currently on the stampede scene, so unless he really dedicates his time to it, I highly doubt he's going to finish it by then.

The highlights channel has his thoughts on the Be Prepared scene.

 

[Swedish Jeff]

Ah yes time to use someone’s death to bitch about politics in a foreign country
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It's even more funny because California (where King lived) had the most strict lockdown policy. You can't prevent every covid death.

 

[carltondanks]

So it's Mauler-quality nitpicking, but even more annoying. I'm reminded of a bit in his Kimba video where he makes a satire of "Lion King stole from Kimba!" videos using an older comic, except it went on and on and on. Jesus, we get it.

that could be a review of the entire video. i watched the whole thing, not drunk, and i can't tell you any specific details about it, other than the kimba anime looks bad and that one scene of the one armed african guy chambering a round in his lever action rifle by spinning it

 

[BasedDominoVEVO]

Yikes.

 

[Activelo]

Welp, it's March, so he's going to release the review in parts.

From what I could see on the stream, it looks like Part 1's going to end around him mentioning the triangle during the Circle of Life section.

Part 2 looks like it's going to end at the morning report scene.

I could be wrong, though.

 

[Someone]

Welp, it's March, so he's going to release the review in parts.
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From what I could see on the stream, it looks like Part 1's going to end around him mentioning the triangle during the Circle of Life section.

Part 2 looks like it's going to end at the morning report scene.

I could be wrong, though.

Holy fuck, a 6 part review

 

[Raging Capybara]

He became Mauler 2.0.

Because you know, Scar's penis in 2d is objectively sexier than in 3d.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Jesus fucking Christ, how much is there to SAY about a shitty 3d moneygrubbing remake?

You can only say "They made husbando ugly and now I can't masturbate to this" so many times.

 

[Bellinibee]

It’s concerning how obsessive and overly detailed he is with TLK 2019 in particular. He’s stressing himself out so much for no reason over some shit lazy Disney nostalgia bait, I get he wants to include all his criticisms but at a certain point it’s like dude you’ve been working on this for almost a year. There’s only so many times you can go over one syllable in a song and describe how terrible it is because to a casual viewer they’ll probably think it’s weird to even care so much and it looks a bit pathetic. This is coming from a longtime fan too, I just don’t see why these YouTubers torture themselves and act like they have such a stressful life picking apart one scene of a children’s movie for hours.

 

[Cable]

let's be real
this is the Adam Johnston cut of The Lion King 2019.

 

[Dark Emporer Dood]

Tbh Even though I have zero interest in the live action Lion King, I'd rather watch it or any of the countless LK bootlegs over a 6 part review. I really don't understand these long-format reviews that go on longer than whatever film they're talking about.

 

[Muttnik]

I don't care how long it is as long as it's funny, which the Kimba vid was at times. So hopefully this autistic sperg brings in some laughs when it comes to shitting on Beyonce or Jon Favreau.

 

[Activelo]

Since Adam showed his progress on the stampede scene on his stream yesterday (from the beginning of the scene to Simba jumping on the tree during the stampede), I decided to edit it again and cut out the parts where he interrupts the stream. I would upload it here, but the limit is 100 MB.

MEGA Download

His complaints during the entire eight minutes include: Scar and Simba's conversation being awkward, Jon allegedly believing that Scar's plan is to have Simba survive and have him believe that his roar caused the stampede rather than in the original where the plan is to kill Simba and Mufasa dying wasn't part of it (which doesn't stop Scar from using it to his advantage), Scar leaving Simba alone for seemingly no reason, Simba's roar being unrealistic, Simba's emotionless face, Simba running too slow during the stampede, the way you can swap out the music as a result of the last two complaints, Hans Zimmer hating the triangle, and the drums being loud.

I don't care how long it is as long as it's funny, which the Kimba vid was at times. So hopefully this autistic sperg brings in some laughs when it comes to shitting on Beyonce or Jon Favreau.

There's a tad more jokes here compared to the Kimba video.

Like in the stampede scene as of right now, he has couple jokes about Papa Jon, the SIRE line near the end, and his running gag of "SIMBAH?!?!"