Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

[The soyalorian]

Why the fuck is Adam (yms) making his persona a Klurf?

He's like a horse fucker and he does have a gay horse fursona but for some reason he wants to identify as a muppet now.

The even funnier part is that his "non-gay" friend is a catboy.

You know the one who always makes pedo jokes in every "Adam and pals" video hes in.

Note: the first image's video is literally subtitled "daddy issues"

 

[pineapple chunks on pizza]

The thing about Adam fucking animals is that he is 100 percent responsible for the rumor because he just can’t stop arguing for it.

The first time I even heard about him wanting to fuck animals was someone making fun of the fact that if you make fun of him he will write just paragraph after paragraph defending fucking animals. And in response to that comment he maxed out the character limit of Reddit defending fucking animals.

He can’t just say, “I was having a philosophical moral discussion about the way society treats animals. I don’t think that people should have sex with them.”

Instead you call him a sperg and then troll him and sure enough he has to write some 5,000 fucking word essay about if you really think about it, like maybe fucking animals are bad but then we kill animals so like maybe it is okay, like I mean how could anyone criticize a popular Youtuber if he was ever caught at a farm with his pants down? That would so hypocritical.

 

[MaxPayne]

I contribute that to the fact that most religions frown upon Homosexuality and, given how big of an influence religion did and still does have, it becomes pretty obvious as to why that is. That's not even mentioning the degeneracy some Homosexuals participate in that would disgust most (granted there is degeneracy on the straight side of things, but that's beside the point).

I've always wondered how much of this response is nature vs nurture:

https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217

 

[Activelo]

Adam got around to reviewing Justice League. He makes it clear at the beginning that he never saw Whedon's version of the movie and gives it a 3/10 at the end.

 

[Terrorist]

Adam hates Based Derek because the Cool Cat series warned kids of grooming techniques used in the furry community. He hated Derek because he told the truth! You wanna tell some kid he sexually identifies as Knuckles the Echidna - not today, Adam.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Adam got around to reviewing Justice League. He makes it clear at the beginning that he never saw Whedon's version of the movie and gives it a 3/10 at the end.

Why does he even review capeshit when he has zero interest in them.

 

[Truthboi]

Why does he even review capeshit when he has zero interest in them.

For several reasons:

1. He likes to talk about every movie that comes out.

2. Fans request him.

3. Youtube money

 

[Mr1930s]

Adam got around to reviewing Justice League. He makes it clear at the beginning that he never saw Whedon's version of the movie and gives it a 3/10 at the end.

Holy fuck, he made almost no effort in reviewing the movie. He just said synonyms of "bad" and "awful" all throughout.

 

[brookslazor]

Adam got around to reviewing Justice League. He makes it clear at the beginning that he never saw Whedon's version of the movie and gives it a 3/10 at the end.

goddamn, was yms always this fucking obnoxious and grating to listen to?
for someone who markets himself as a film critic, adam sure spends most of the review nitpicking in-universe logic and character logic, and almost none of the review discussing the technical and compositional aspects of the film

 

[macguyver16]

With peace and love

Uh oh, looks like Frenemies is finally getting to your head. Get out while there's still time!

 

[The soyalorian]

No idea why Adam didn't just talk about the Zack Snyder's Justice League on that podcast he does with Alex and Ralph, if it's still even a thing.

I know that last time they talked about a DC movie it was pretty autistic, I remember Alex talking about how he couldn't watch The Joker because he kept thinking of Killer Croc. Anyways either it would have been better then making a shitty video where you sound obviously retired and bored.

Is the Youtube money that good for him, like how much does he even make?

 

[macguyver16]

Why the fuck is Adam (yms) making his persona a Klurf?

He's like a horse fucker and he does have a gay horse fursona but for some reason he wants to identify as a muppet now.

The even funnier part is that his "non-gay" friend is a catboy.

You know the one who always makes pedo jokes in every "Adam and pals" video hes in.

Note: the first image's video is literally subtitled "daddy issues"
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I wonder if his dads outfit is a subtle reference to Clay Puppington from Moral Orel

 

[Rabbit Avatar]

*Extremely snobby voice* "WTF why did super hero make mistake???? run man tripped while distracted???? movie dumb???"

 

[Nada Guest]

This is the only thing I could think of posting while reading this thread.

 

[Null]

Cringe take from YMS about trans athletes. For someone so very rational to the point where his rationality is his reason for saying the animal sex can be OK, how can you not see the biological differences between men and women? He even says at some point "if there was a difference, then trans women would dominate all women's sports" - THEY DO. lol

 

[Bellinibee]

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Cringe take from YMS about trans athletes. For someone so very rational to the point where his rationality is his reason for saying the animal sex can be OK, how can you not see the biological differences between men and women? He even says at some point "if there was a difference, then trans women would dominate all women's sports" - THEY DO. lol

God this is so embarrassing. He tries to be painfully objective about everything but gotta stay woke for the trannies! I knew he was a Vaush supporter but this is so dreadful to hear from the horses mouth (literally). I’m just glad I never financially support YouTubers in case they decide to spout off this retardation against women. As a gay furry with a strict online presence, I’m sure he knows the struggles of women as their spaces are being overrun by men and having opportunities taken away for the sake of being inclusive /s

 

[Raging Capybara]

Holy fuck, he made almost no effort in reviewing the movie. He just said synonyms of "bad" and "awful" all throughout.

All his reviews are like that, if it's not a monumentally horrible film, he doesn't know what to say.

I remember when he did a review for The Phantom Thread, a movie that both I and him consider a masterpiece, he just couldn't put into words why exactly he adored the film so much. He gave it a 10 out of 10 but anyone would think that movie was the most boring shit of all time based on his review.

He just said the performances were great, some fucked up shit happens in the story, that it had a great presentation, and so on. Only generic and unspecific compliments.

But his worst video of all time must be the one for The Rise of Skywalker. He spent half of the video making a "funny" joke about the piñata ad from the bootleg torrent he watched the movie from. Riveting content.

 

[Muttnik]

He shat on Chernobyl. That already says enough about his ability to critique.

 

[Raging Capybara]

He shat on Chernobyl. That already says enough about his ability to critique.

He said the camerawork was uninventive:

 

[Korpon]

He shat on Chernobyl. That already says enough about his ability to critique.

Chernobyl is easily one of the best shows to come out in recent years, hell it's one of the best shows I've seen period. Him shitting on it doesn't even surprise me.