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I was watching this while doing other things and it was at the 51 minute mark where I started feeling mentally exhausted.

It's a good review, but like everyone else has said, way too long and bloated. He lingers on some subjects like he's trying to pad out a school essay. I liked how he pointed out audio problems and little things that lots of people wouldn't catch like John Oliver's lines in the song just not being rhythmic at all. One thing he seemed to keep glossing over, though, is that dead tree in the stampede scene that wiggles around like it's made of rubber, as if whomever paced it there just clicked the Assign Jigglebones button without adjusting anything

And this video took me three separate days to watch, I can't imagine anyone getting through it without completely glazing over at some point unless you had some personal grudges against The Lion King too.

Some timestamps:
  • 1:19:09 he has an e621 bookmark in his browser, lol (furry porn)
  • 1:20:13 screamer with no warning because I guess he recorded the foreign language audio tracks before the Russian war and then he overdubbed it with a sfx of someone screaming loudly, that was a pretty shitty thing to do, RIP headphone users
  • 1:51:39 if you just wanna see Adum getting really angry over music cues
  • 2:11:07 another screamer to kill off any headphone users who didnt die the first time
 

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  • 1:20:13 screamer with no warning because I guess he recorded the foreign language audio tracks before the Russian war and then he overdubbed it with a sfx of someone screaming loudly, that was a pretty shitty thing to do, RIP headphone users
  • 2:11:07 another screamer to kill off any headphone users who didnt die the first time
There's other parts where he decides it's a good idea to blast the audio while having discolored images (e.g. the 2nd "An Elephant Graveyard?! WOAH!")

You'd think with the kind of audience that surrounds him that he wouldn't add anything "triggering" into his videos.
 

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1:20:13 screamer with no warning because I guess he recorded the foreign language audio tracks before the Russian war and then he overdubbed it with a sfx of someone screaming loudly, that was a pretty shitty thing to do, RIP headphone users
Nope. The kid screaming is definitely Russian. The audio comes from this vid (obvious audio warning):


It was used for quite a few memes way back when. Surprised you never knew about it.
 

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He mentioned his thread here one time and said that we were a bunch of alt righters who didn't like that he was a liberal and were so triggered by that that we made him a thread.
I like he glosses over the fact that the thread was initially created because of his zoophile apologetics. (It's even quoted in the OP) had he not attempted to defend zoophilia this thread probably wouldn't have been created.

This is almost certainly on purpose he's fully aware of why the thread was created. He just wants to avoid rehashing the zoophile drama with his audience because he knows how controversial it is now.
 

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He mentioned his thread here one time and said that we were a bunch of alt righters who didn't like that he was a liberal and were so triggered by that that we made him a thread.
Better to be a Kiwi than to be a dog fucker.

So, would you guys say this compares favorably or unfavorably to The Wall Review by Nostalgia Critic?

Judging this purely as a work of autistic passion of course. There are no fetish goblins or musical numbers in this one as far as I'm aware.
The Wall Review still keeps me up at night. Life was never the same after that…
 

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This is Quentin Reviews levels of time wasted on something meaningless. And knowing how people like Adam work, things are probably only gonna get more ambitious and bloated as they go along into Part 2.
I am going to have to stop you right there.
Quinton makes 8 hours of IMDB reading with at least 2 hours dedicated to talking about how he wants to get some forgotten Garfield videogame and finishes each video reminding you he is going to be depressed once he finally finishes a Nickelodeon sitcom deep dive he was supposed to make only because of the Paramount+ revival of iCarly.
Adam is a massive fucking autist and a furry but at least he uses his fucking autism to delve into each detail of Lion King to the point he at least comes close to justifying the length of the video.
Adam is actually gay. Quinton got his fanbase mad at him when he admitted he was straight.
Adam is actually passionate about Lion King. Quinton bargained his long videos with his fanbase in exchange for reviving his channel. What's worst is that Quinton has taken notes from Adam and is now streaming bits of his process while powerleveling.
Adams's video is so long because he feels the need to go through all elements of filmmaking and nitpick. Quinton's video is so long because he is cracking jokes about shipping then underage actresses.

TL; DR: There's "good" autism and "bad" autism.
 
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It’s super long, but it’s one hell of a breakdown on just how bad the film is overall. That thing about changing a single note in a song/a single line in a conversation really fucking the whole thing up was pretty interesting.

I have a stupid ass blog breaking down Andrew Dobson’s art/tweets/rant to a ridiculous degree, so it’s not like I can judge about length/time spent.
 

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The new guy ain't so nice, after all?
It’s not a attack blog or anything. It’s just there to go “hey, you know how this guy said this? The actual truth is ____” kinda thing. It’s mainly there to inform people who don’t want to come on KF about a particular lolcow.

I’ll be interested in seeing the next part whenever it ends up coming out. Never saw the movie, but man did they apparently fuck up a lot of it.
 

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Been lurking ITT for a while. I just wanted to say I never thought Adum would ever finish (the first part of) the video and I'm impressed he actually fucking did it. The video itself was exactly what I expected it to be (a complete spergout over a soulless pile of Disney dogshit by a furfag who wants to have sex with Scar) but I what I was more impressed by was his Kimba video.

It's crazy how a bullshit myth that went unquestioned for over 20 years was called out by someone who actually watched the thing Disney was accused of ripping off instead of mindlessly parroting what other people have said without any evidence, which happens way too often online because people are dumb. Nobody would give a fuck about Kimba if not for the controversy surrounding it and The Lion King, and considering the life and reputation of mangaka who created it, that's pretty sad.

What I want to know now is how massive the butthurt by Adum will be until he finishes the next part while people keep asking him about it.
 

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This faggot has the same strategy as Ben Shapiro where he argues about things in the abstract because it lets him ignore the real world reasons why he's wrong.
It's always "let's just suppose from a philosophical perspective that dogs can give consent"
but Adam they can't, they're not capable of understanding the concept.
"but theoretically if they could then it wouldn't be wrong to fuck them!"

And while theoretically he might have a point, that's not how things fucking work in the real world. But that doesn't matter to him because he wins in the fantasy world he constructed for himself.
The way he acts like some ascended philosopher is juvenile and pretentious, like a teenager who's just discovered communism. Especially since it's based on nothing except the fact that strangers on the internet like the way he bitches about movies that everyone already knows are bad.
 

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It's crazy how a bullshit myth that went unquestioned for over 20 years was called out by someone who actually watched the thing Disney was accused of ripping off instead of mindlessly parroting what other people have said without any evidence, which happens way too often online because people are dumb.
This is actually extremely common online and there are countless examples of stories where if you actually try to dig into it you'll find the evidence dates back to someone's blog. Another really good example is the often claimed assertion that the creator of Pokemon was autistic. There isn't a shred of evidence for this and the earliest claims about this came from shit like Myspace. There's a video that goes into this.

In general people generally prefer to not look into these sorts of stories because they paint a very convenient narrative. Like the Simba = Kimba story was so often repeated because it plays into the "Disney is an evil monolithic corporation" narrative that's so often cited. So the idea that the story was bullshit was unthinkable to the people parroting it. With the Satoshi Tajiri has autism thing he's almost become a folk hero to people with the condition (probably completely unknowingly) to the point where if you point out it's bullshit people get extremely angry about it.
 
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In response to the Lion King video.
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Okay, I booted up Elden Ring and got an hour and fifty or so minutes into the video.

It's pretty entertaining and well-made, all things considered. It does get pretty exhausting by the hour and a half mark, though. I have a slight headache from listening to a squeaky gay furry autistically dissect this movie for nearly two hours. I should add that the video expecting so much your time, yet not being finished, makes it feel like a tremendous waste of time.

The Lion King is a good film but it's like the holy grail to furfags. Zoophiles BTFO by the realization that realistic animals can't convey emotion and/or possess desirable features.
My viewing is spoiled when I realize he has jerked off to scar many times and the only reason he's so passionate about this is he isn't attracted to the 3D scar.
 

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So how many parts is the Lion King review supposed to have?
 

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I had my sister try listening some of the Adam and Pals videos to keep her from dying of boredom during some tedious work, cause it had worked well enough for me. She liked them but damn finally getting back around to this thread and remembering his position on dog BJs I'm afraid of the furry pipeline taking hold. I'll never forgive myself if I discover some years down the line I set that in motion.

I enjoyed the Lion King video and I'd even listened to some of the editing highlights while I was at work. I don't usually engage with this kind of content 100% unless its Red Letter Media or its on a movie I really give a whole lotta shits about so I didn't feel drained letting the whole huge mess play out in the background.

He's said the Lion King video is planned to be 2 (maybe 3 but fuck me lets hope not) parts.

He's taking a break from The Lion King and honestly I think its impossible to blame him. I believe that he is 100% motivated by his love of the original film and more importantly the fact that 94' Scar gave him his first hard-on so he's combing the film with a microscopic toothbrush cause Jon dared to defile the birthplace of his deviancy. Can't really blame him too much for getting passionate about it either. If Disney remade Hercules with CG models and Meg wasn't hot anymore maybe I'd be upset enough to give myself tendonitis too.