Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Adam must hate his G4 job if he's having this kind of reaction on Monday.
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Dom Cruise

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You've got to understand, at one point in time it's possible I was this dude's biggest fan, you have no idea how big a fan I was of X-Play at one time.

But even I have to admit Sessler is a douchebag and when someone that could once possibly be described as your biggest fan says that, you know you've done fucked up.

Still have a lot of happy memories of X-Play, watching clips of it on YouTube is close to peak nostalgic media for me, I'm sad it turned out to be this way, but I'm not going to not call a spade a spade.

Sad to see Adam turn into what he is now but this is inevitable for a lot of these early 2000s edge lords, Even Seanbaby turned into a PC crusader.
You hate to see it.
Shame , I loved watching G4 back in the early 2000s
Seanbaby is one that especially blows my mind, the dude absolutely personified 2000s edgy humor, now he's gone Woke?

If you remember the short lived web series Broken Pixels where he and a few other EGM editors like Crispin Boyer and one other guy would play games back in 2006 they would casually throw around the word fag and make gay jokes, ah 2006, how I miss thee.

I wouldn't expect Seanbaby to go full Fourth Reich or anything but if I expected anyone to be able to see Woke for the bullshit that it is and make fun of it, it'd have been him.

Many such cases, sad!

I can't really say that I'm surprised to see that Sessler is a total degen.
I always thought he was cringy while Morgan was the knowledgeable one.

Though it is interesting to see him simp for Quinn :story:
It really isn't too surprising looking back on some memories of X-Play.

To be more exact:

1. He's a failed stand-up comic who's gimmick is basically making fun of himself which can only get you so far
2. Sessler was considered handsome enough by casting folks to get hired as a TV presentation host for a video game show where he played the token nerd (Extended Play). Which became X-Play....
From what I understand he did in fact want to be an actor/comedian, something like that, was never a big time gamer and hosting a video game show is just what he so happened to fall into, correct?


3. With X-Play he was paired with Morgan Webb; Webb was the brains and Sessler was the comic relief who managed to fake a persona that allowed people to think he was a legit nerd and Morgan the hired eye candy and not vice versa. Supposedly Morgan and Sessler are still friends, though mostly through Adam's wife and her being horrified at Adam's drug abuse as far as "I'm not going to let you die and leave your family to the wolves" sort of momma bear instinct
Morgan definitely seems like she's a good person to me who wouldn't just throw Adam to the wolves.

4. Adam's a druggie used X-Play as his go-to sketch comedy show which got it big ratings, except G4 wanted Attack of the Show to be their flagship show and eventually gave the edict that only AOTS can do sketch comedy and X-Play has to do hard reviews and interviews.
5. Suddenly thrusted into a position to cover hard news, Adam becomes a huge dick with his new "responsibility" to do hard journalism. Becomes such a dick that when contract negotiations fall apart, G4 basically tells Adam they won't bring him back or allow X-Play announce his departure until his very final episode is filmed, then escort him via security off the studio property.
So is that what went wrong? I checked out in late 2006 after the third set change, it seemed like the whole tone of the show changed to me and I didn't realize why it had happened.

I like to pretend the "musical episode" was the series finale.


Whatever you have in mind on this picture, go nuts.
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2021 in one picture.

Wondering if a "new" G4 board would be a thing in the upcoming future. With how dead journalism is how can G4 come back and survive? Only time will tell I guess
Not gonna lie I'd fuck with a new Cinematech
The main thing I'm hoping for is an archive of old G4 content, being able to watch every old episode of X-Play would be a literal dream come true for me, as there seems to be only a small fraction that was preserved by fans, I can't even find the pilot episode.
 

SlipNHonk

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Judgement Day was better than Xplay btw. You know, the show that existed before the G4/TechTV merger hosted by Victor Lucas and Tommy Tallarico. I met Tommy at a gaming convention in 2005, good guy, bought myself and multiple other folks burritos.
Adam Sessler on the other hand is a bitter enraged faggot.
 
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No Exit

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Judgement Day was better than Xplay btw. You know, the show that existed before the G4/TechTV merger hosted by Victor Lucas and Tommy Tallarico. I met Tommy at a gaming convention in 2005, good guy, bought myself and multiple other folks burritos.
Adam Sessler on the other hand is a bitter enraged faggot.
They still do the occasional review together and are genuine friends. Even if Tommy was a huge asshole like Adam, he's far more involved in the industry than Sessler ever was or will be.
 

Pizdec

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Adam Sessler on the other hand is a bitter enraged faggot.
Probably cause Lucas and and Tommy got to do more then just Judgement Day, they did Electric Playground (or EP Daily as it's called in some places) and got to check out the convention circuit. Meanwhile, the most Sessler could ever amount to on television was him and Morgan sperging out on skits and talking about video games while occasionally getting lucky enough to check out E3.
 

X Pac Heat

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Seanbaby is one that especially blows my mind, the dude absolutely personified 2000s edgy humor, now he's gone Woke?

no lie, i was a huge fucking fan of seanbaby in the early 2000's. when i found out he went woke it blew my fucking mind. every couple years I check out to see if anythings changed and it feels like he just gets woker and woker.

fucking california, man. not even once.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

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no lie, i was a huge fucking fan of seanbaby in the early 2000's. when i found out he went woke it blew my fucking mind. every couple years I check out to see if anythings changed and it feels like he just gets woker and woker.

fucking california, man. not even once.
As much (rightful) shit that millennials and zoomers get for being libtard faggots, there’s a large swath of Generation X edgelords who get troll’s remorse and become insufferable shitlibs as they get older. Seanbaby and Adam Cuckler definitely qualify here.
 

Dom Cruise

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Judgement Day was better than Xplay btw. You know, the show that existed before the G4/TechTV merger hosted by Victor Lucas and Tommy Tallarico. I met Tommy at a gaming convention in 2005, good guy, bought myself and multiple other folks burritos.
Adam Sessler on the other hand is a bitter enraged faggot.
I didn't watch Judgement Day much but I did Electric Playground and it was really cool.

The thing is Tommy Tallarico could sometimes have completely exceptional opinions, still a likable guy though.

Did you ever see that video OPM did on their demo disc where they toured his house back in 2002?

no lie, i was a huge fucking fan of seanbaby in the early 2000's. when i found out he went woke it blew my fucking mind. every couple years I check out to see if anythings changed and it feels like he just gets woker and woker.

fucking california, man. not even once.
It really does come down to California, there was this one comedy website I followed for years, even got to meet some of the guys behind it because they did national tours, I fell off of keeping up with for a few years, check back and it's now Woke, because it's based out of LA you see.

It really like there's something in the water or some fucking Invasion of The Body Snatchers shit.

As much (rightful) shit that millennials and zoomers get for being libtard faggots, there’s a large swath of Generation X edgelords who get troll’s remorse and become insufferable shitlibs as they get older. Seanbaby and Adam Cuckler definitely qualify here.
The irony is Seanbaby never engaged in any humor that not literally everyone else was also doing back then, he just maybe did it the best.

Dude was funny as fuck back in the day and it's very said he went Woke.
 

coolfresh

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no lie, i was a huge fucking fan of seanbaby in the early 2000's. when i found out he went woke it blew my fucking mind. every couple years I check out to see if anythings changed and it feels like he just gets woker and woker.

fucking california, man. not even once.
All frat boys turn into giant pussies when they become older, and Seanbaby was the biggest frat boy there was.
 

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