ADDRESSING COMMENTS-VLOGMAS DAY 1 12/01/18 -

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• Amber introducers Vlogmas and stans Trisha Paytas
• Al addresses her teeth- says she went to the dentist religiously
• Al talks about having period cramps and she’s been taking 1 ibuprofen a day-says she used to be scared of putting medicine into her body
• Calls Becky and angel for helping her with her cramps
• Shows off a massive LEGO collection she gifted herself for Christmas
• Says Becky ordered her some gifts online-which Al probably paid for anyway
• Says she’s been getting 3-4 hours of sleep per night and taking “little” naps throughout the day
• Separates Christmas and non-Christmas bags
• Talks about a Lindsey Lohan movie she likes that she got everyone else to watch
• She’s been watching reaction videos about herself, calling them funny because they’re inaccurate
• Discusses Vlogmas more and stans Trisha Paytas again
• Eric talks to Al offscreen
• Amber is gifting about 4-5 gifts per friend
• Al already did all of her Christmas shopping
• Sent money to her mom for Christmas
• Thumb spotted. Al says she looks beautiful in her Pennywise shirt and Ninja Turtle pants
• Talks about how one of her cats loves laying on a beanbag for hours
• Says again that she’s been passing time watching reaction videos of herself on YouTube
• Closes vlog by showing Twinkie and a dirty bed
• Thus ends the 22 minute torture

 

[a dinosaur]

Oh, fuck me. It's Vlogmas.

 

[wylfım]

Only the highest quality content from your gorl

 

[Ellana]

Warning from 4:22-7:22 THREE minutes she feels the need to explain her fucked up teeth. NoBoDy CaReS about your fucked up teeth!
And using proper medical terminology is considered to be 'codewords' to big AL.

edit: An ibuprofen a day for even for as little as a week can increase her risk of heart attack, stroke, and increased liver enzymes. For most people the benefits outweigh the risks, but AL's risk is triple most women.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Goddamn so many ads on so little content. So...

Every time she mentions that she only sleeps for like 3 hours, and she's SO tired after just.. talking.. sitting? I need to rub my forehead because she just does not seem to put 2 and 2 together here. Sleeping at that weight is a struggle on the body, just keeping you from choking on your own fat in your sleep. But nah, keep those mukbangs comin'

The number of jumpcuts every time she tries to wobble around on those feet, I will assume at this point that she needs a break every 5 seconds to catch her breath and tries to edit around it.

I'm sorry I can't. This is like watching a house of toddlers left to their own devices. I'm pretty sure Becky is just going to choke on those Legos.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

If you didn’t know Amber and had to guess her age based on her possessions like:

- Stickers
- LEGO
- Chokers
- Scrunchies
- Coloring books

How old would she be?

 

[Dutch Courage]

Wow... A video for ADD sufferers!

Amberlynn says she has been ignoring the question "are you doing Vlogmas?" (I must be out of the loop; I thought she was ignoring "how much do you weigh?")

However, we are mostly up to date... Nov. 30th, and she is pledging daily uploads. The last 11 days never happened.

Amberlynn is obsessed with Trisha Paytas, she admits... She says her only content during Vlogmas will be talking to her housemates, going to Walmart, and eating...

Amberlynn says her anthem is "Creep" by Radiohead.

Amberlynn then cuts ahead a few hours and admits "nothing happened today". She took a nap for most of the day because she is "really tired"

Then we get to the point: she wanted to rant.

She got an email with a screenshot of her teeth, which made her "so confused" She has always taken pride in her teeth, even though she is missing one and has several chipped teeth due to snakebites. She cautions against getting snakebites (and for once, I am in agreement: snakebites are disgusting) She thinks it is weird anyone cares "so hardcore"

Meanwhile, she is having awful cramps all week. She's taking ibuprofen daily for it, and Becky has been an angel. She claims that she never had cramps before (what about the time she stood in the shower, cramped and bleeding? That was such a pivitol moment when it happened, and yet, she seems to have forgotten it completely)

She spend a whole huge amount of money on a mountain of Lego. She proudly shows off some exceptional, minimum-effort lego creations (a truck, a boat, a carrot store) they have already made. One is either a "popsicle" or a "gay pride tree" She reiterates that she spent a lot on the Lego (several times, in fact)

Now she says Vlogmas will be really interesting (she told us it would be really boring earlier) "Vlogmas is so exciting y'all" she says boredly and out of breath. "But really stressful"

She then gets busy sorting shopping bags. She tells is she watched some Lindsay Lohan vehicle for the fourth time... And then she tells us she "done did buy" a lot of shopping bags after Xmas last year.

She then asks her roommates what to vlog.

Then, she goes on about reaction videos and how inaccurate but funny they are. She is offended a reaction video skipped through her Bed and Bath haul and wanted to focus on her weight gain stuff. She thinks it is "so crazy", and says that if you are going to watch her videos, you should "enjoy everything I say". She calls it mind-boggling that people would skip the boring stuff.

She sent her mom Christmas gifts, and mom was so happy...

She continues to show off shopping bags, getting really excited about some of them.

She then gets back to "hate" She is annoyed that people say she should edit out asides she makes to her roommates. She is vlogging her life. Eric spergs on and on about how people should accept she is vlogging her life. Amberlynn says her videos are like those of Trisha Paytas.

She brags about how she gives her friends more than just one gift.

A very FAT Becky makes an appearance, looking so fat she can barely speak. She pats down her greasy hair and says her hair isn't brushed... Amberlynn reminds her about telling her at Pride that fat people look bad with short hair, and praises her for growing her hair out. "You look beautiful no matter what" Amberlynn tells her. Becky is noticeably out of breath.

Becky says today is not a typical day because they are just chillin' Then, a quick shot of a cat in a beanbag.

Finally, Amberlynn tells us she's busy watching YouTube, and expects to spend much of her time watching YouTube this month. Breathlessly, she tells us Day One is now complete...


Well, if she keeps her word, there ought to be a lot of fodder for haytur videos. However, she is noticeably silent about anything regarding her weight...

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

So her "muh dephruhssion" is now "muh insohminah".

 

[Orange Banana]

Strap in boys and girls vlogmas is here and the videos WILL be boring. Can't wait!

 

[drtoboggan]

Becky is trying to catch up with her and moving pretty fast at it.

 

[byanyothername]

They're really PLAYING WITH LEGOS now. That house... they're so fucking juvenile.

And that kit cost $50

Also :islamic::

 

[sperginity]

Vlogmas fact: Legos have hidden magnets that attract :autism:

 

[JambledUpWords]

They're really PLAYING WITH LEGOS now. That house... they're so fucking juvenile.

And that kit cost $50

Also :islamic::
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Becky is looking fatter by the day

 

[Recent Lurker]

"You look beautiful no matter what, I want you to know that". "Shes being shy today". You assisted her in gaining tons of weight, no wonder she doesnt wanna be on video. Plus the whole "beautiful" comment sounded so forced.

 

[JambledUpWords]

"You look beautiful no matter what, I want you to know that". "Shes being shy today". You assisted her in gaining tons of weight, no wonder she doesnt wanna be on video. Plus the whole "beautiful" comment sounded so forced.

If Al truly thinks that’s beautiful, she has very low standards. As you said, it sounded forced. It was forced because it was just standard manipulation.

 

[PiggyPie]

It appears as though Becky has finally given Amber her monthly hose down.

 

[sperginity]

"You look beautiful no matter what, I want you to know that". "Shes being shy today". You assisted her in gaining tons of weight, no wonder she doesnt wanna be on video. Plus the whole "beautiful" comment sounded so forced.

She sounds fake every time she compliments Becky, because it is fake. I have a feeling she only does it on camera and says the opposite of what she normally says, so Becky is understandably confused & can't call her out on it. It's some real emotional abuser type of shit.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Clean hair for the first time in what? At least a month. Since Halloween definitely.

Also her weight is fucking with her menses so hardcore. Women cramp. That's normal. It's not normal to go your whole life without cramping then suddenly WHAM you have a period where you cramp your brains out. Guess what causes unusual/excess cramping and signifies a whole host of potential hormonal/thyroid problems? 600 el bees baby.

 

[ADHD]

At least we'll be able to guesstimate how many of these were filmed on the same day by how clean her hair remains throughout the month.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

@yawning sneasel would you smash, now that she’s showered?