I thought we were gonna use tear gas as well?And Project Kancho is foiled again, since Phil was too much of a chickenshit to expose himself outdoors. Not that it's a surprise.
Looks like we're gonna have to back-burner 'Kancho' for now, Kiwi Strike team. We're re-activating project 'Big Bad Wolf'. Agent Choade has the battering ram for the door, as well as the camera for when agents Slapnuts and Moofmilker throw the flashbangs in and de-pants a stunned Target for all to see the genitals or lack thereof.
what the unholy fuck happened to my Kiwi-encrypting application? This better not show up in cleartext!