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Optimus Prime

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And Project Kancho is foiled again, since Phil was too much of a chickenshit to expose himself outdoors. Not that it's a surprise.

Looks like we're gonna have to back-burner 'Kancho' for now, Kiwi Strike team. We're re-activating project 'Big Bad Wolf'. Agent Choade has the battering ram for the door, as well as the camera for when agents Slapnuts and Moofmilker throw the flashbangs in and de-pants a stunned Target for all to see the genitals or lack thereof.

what the unholy fuck happened to my Kiwi-encrypting application? This better not show up in cleartext!
I thought we were gonna use tear gas as well?
 

Stress Sigh

Brought my Bee-rimbau!
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If July 5. If he hasn’t sperged out over his daddy rape day, I’m declaring this cow dormant; at least.

Admittedly, I’m kinda curious how taters is gonna die? Terminal crotch rot?
No he's a champion of Nurgle so that's just decoration. He's possible going to die from Tzeentch's arch Champion Chris fulfills his prophecy of the great change.
 

Coldgrip

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If July 5. If he hasn’t sperged out over his daddy rape day, I’m declaring this cow dormant; at least.

Admittedly, I’m kinda curious how taters is gonna die? Terminal crotch rot?
Heart attack is where my money is at. We won't know for a while though, then one day somebody will post an obit and we'll shrug and add another tally to our kill count.

Then we'll forget about him.
 

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Brought my Bee-rimbau!
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I'm telling you guys, we should stick to Operation Bounce and Squeak. Field Agents Nggrdcks and FukdUrMom have already established contact posing as high level Antifa members and have slowly begun to gaslight Phil into believing Antifa is really white nationalist.
They seem to beat on minorities more than the so called white nationalists do these days.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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The Elite Field Autists have you covered-they are preparing soap and warm water as we speak for Operation Rub a Dub.
(/gag) The Chernobyl Sweepers who could only last 90 seconds on the roof of Reactor 4 before receiving their lifetime maximum dose of ionizing radiation faced far less risk of contamination and death then these brave, brave Kiwi agents.

We salute you, thou heroes who come to cleanse the unclean! :semperfidelis:
 

Gonk

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I saw this pic of people the police in Portland are looking for after the protest violence, and the one on the left looked like Phil. He wears similar gloves in one of his antifa dress up pictures (his were fingerless), but the body might be too muffin-top, while Phi is more giant potato-shaped. Maybe he's quiet about the protests because he actually did a crime there? Probably not, he's not brave enough to actually try to hurt someone.

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The Littlest Shitlord

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Phil doing anything remotely activist is a nice joke. Phil would waddle away in fear at maximum overdrive if he even had the chance of being arrested or beaten up at a violent tardout.
He'd love to be in a group of a dozen or so "antifascists" assaulting a lone tiny Asian journalist though. Just as long as he felt powerful and in absolutely no danger.

If he's living with some antifa person, they might have even dragged him out to the protests, seeing as how he can't hide his cowardice from antifa when he's literally living with them. That picture probably isn't him though, both because he's still a coward and because I'm sure that antifa has no shortage of black-clad fatties.
 

GayestFurryTrash

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I saw this pic of people the police in Portland are looking for after the protest violence, and the one on the left looked like Phil. He wears similar gloves in one of his antifa dress up pictures (his were fingerless), but the body might be too muffin-top, while Phi is more giant potato-shaped. Maybe he's quiet about the protests because he actually did a crime there? Probably not, he's not brave enough to actually try to hurt someone.

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Way too thin to be Phil, he’s at least 50lb heavier than that guy and it’s missing the dumbass helmet over the hoodie and the cheap airsoft tac vest.
 

Mogambo

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Does Phil ever wear or decorate with Che Guevara stuff?

And if not, that's surprising.
I don't think he does. He seems to have attempted a couple of Che poses in some of his old Commie cosplay pics, but honestly he could just as easily picked those up through pop culture osmosis. Certainly I remember you could buy Che t-shirts and posters at some mall stores back in the day. It's possible that Phil's interest in Communism came too late for him to buy one at Hot Topic; he didn't "become Communist" until he saw Hetalia when he was at community college. On the other hand, it's also possible he was too much of a pussy to actually buy a Che shirt and wear it in public because he is just a poser. Or maybe he legitimately doesn't know who Che was.

Either way, he seized on Mao as the figurehead for Communism, pretty much solely because he thought China in Hetalia was "kawaii, uwu!" Its the same reason he got obsessed with bicycles around the same time period. I guess the world should be thankful he didn't get into eating tiger penis, bear bile or shark fins because he'd probably eat several species into extinction if he knew the Chinese were into that sort of shit!

I saw this pic of people the police in Portland are looking for after the protest violence, and the one on the left looked like Phil. He wears similar gloves in one of his antifa dress up pictures (his were fingerless), but the body might be too muffin-top, while Phi is more giant potato-shaped. Maybe he's quiet about the protests because he actually did a crime there? Probably not, he's not brave enough to actually try to hurt someone.

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Yeah that's not Phil. He doesn't have the balls to show up to an actual rally. That would require work, and being outside in the sun. At most he'd just waddle around the periphery and then brag about it on Facebook.
 

AnOminous

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That picture probably isn't him though, both because he's still a coward and because I'm sure that antifa has no shortage of black-clad fatties.
I can't smell the stench of rotting potatoes and autism from the picture. He always has some way he shows his special brand of tardation in every picture, and I don't see it here. And yes, he's fatter than that and even less muscular. This looks like just another generic antifa lardass.
 
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I doubt he is homeless at the moment because he would definitely shit up some library to post some nonsense. Gotta be either going dark or his cauldron of nurgle has led him to hospital.
 
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I doubt he is homeless at the moment because he would definitely shit up some library to post some nonsense. Gotta be either going dark or his cauldron of nurgle has led him to hospital.
If he was homeless he would be on social media, begging for money. And crying about how mean the world is to this poor trans woman of color (despite the fact that he’s really a gay, exceptional, white man who shits himself).
 

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