What if Phil never left the Spudcave, but lied and said he did to fool the "Kiwi cyberstalking fascists" -- so we won't "launch a raid on it" or some spuddy fantasy he has like that?
That would be giving Phil way too much credit. He's not intelligent enough to come up with basic bitch, "oldest trick in the book" scheme like that. My guess is that he was terrified of living alone with Slingblade leaving, so he guilt tripped one of the other Ain't-ifa poseurs into taking him in as a roommate. I give it another month, two tops, before Phil finds himself kicked to the curb and facing real homelessness for the first time in his life.What if Phil never left the Spudcave, but lied and said he did to fool the "Kiwi cyberstalking fascists" -- so we won't "launch a raid on it" or some spuddy fantasy he has like that?
Hahaha, damn that's stupid. I was hoping he was using ira because its Spanish for wrath and Phil is a total edgelord, but you're right, it's also the initials for Isabel Rosa Araujo too so that's probably more likely. I knew it wouldn't be long before he turned up back on social media; Phil is too much of an attention whore not to.I was hoping for the same until I realised it stands for Isabel Rosa Araujo. He's posing as his totally real non-binary significant other now by the likes of it.
One thing about Phil is that he has certain names and phrases that he gets stuck one. Once he gets something in his head, it's very hard for him to drop them. Many of them are stolen from actual transwomen, maybe because Phil hopes he can steal some measure of notability from them. The most autistic example of this was his obsession with the "dykes on bikes," though he seems to have forgotten about this along with his obsession with bicycles, at least for the time being.He must have taken the Villalobos from Desyrée Elyda. I can see the resemblance Phil.
I don't know. Phil is dumb as a sack of bricks, but he can be surprisingly cagey when it comes to certain things. It is possible he has some sort of tard wrangler holding his hand through the whole thing; certainly whatever moron was taking him to the firing range would be a possible candidate.That would be giving Phil way too much credit. He's not intelligent enough to come up with basic bitch, "oldest trick in the book" scheme like that.
Heh, Phil is exactly the kind of twat that gives anime fans a bad name. When little kids are playing and pretend to do a kamehameha, it's cute or funny, when grown ass men like Chris or Phil do it... it's just cringy. You just know Phil was the kind of loser who kept doing that sort of shit long after it was remotely age appropriate. He probably was running through the hallways in high school with a Naruto headband and his arms flailing behind him like some sort of sped. I mean granted it WAS a special ed school but I'm sure Phil still managed to find ways to stand out. At least he waited until he was in community college before deciding he was Sakura because I'm pretty sure he would have gotten bullied for showing up in a pink wig and drag.Phil looks like the kind of guy who'd think Naruto-style running is faster than normal running -- and tries to do it in public.