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Misaki Nakahara

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Someone needs to do this. Too bad Phil doesn't have any friends.
What about his Aint-ifa comrades who would probably rat him out to the cops in a nanosecond if he ever did something actually illegal? Phil is totally that one friend they keep around because you can make fun of him to his face and he won't know it.
 

The Dude

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Phil really thought he was doing some kind of black ops recon mission here when all he's really done is reveal, conclusively, that he can't tell any two Asians apart. Nice going.

Also, "detain him for questioning"? Does Philip really think he has any authority to "detain" anyone? I feel sorry for this guy who may have to deal with all that bouncing and squeaking after he tells Phil to fuck off.
I have a feeling, just a hunch mind you, that Phil was just riding around Portland public transportation, possibly going to his favorite mall ninja weapon shop, and happened to see this random Asian-American young man sitting across from him. Phil, being the brainless racist that he is, immediately thought it might be Ngo and froze in terror. He worked himself up over several blocks until he finally got the courage to snap a cover photo. After he got home and calmed himself with a long session of bouncing and squeaking, he "bravely" made up the story he posted on his social media.

Phil is the reason for words like jabroni.
Because Phil refuses to embrace Hulkamania. Therefore he will never have power and authority in his life.

Phil's planning his retirement.
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Don't worry Phill regardless of who wins in 2020 Kiwifarms will always follow you.
So, in other words, Phil plans on safely hiding away in his storage closet, posting boastful bullshit on social media, and generally being a cowardly windbag. Somehow, I think that was always his plan, regardless of any elections or what happens in Portland.
 

Misaki Nakahara

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Phil's planning his retirement.
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Once he quits, Phil will finally have some time to himself. Chill at home, work on his drawings, maybe eat some pizza. He's really earned it.

I have a feeling, just a hunch mind you, that Phil was just riding around Portland public transportation, possibly going to his favorite mall ninja weapon shop, and happened to see this random Asian-American young man sitting across from him. Phil, being the brainless racist that he is, immediately thought it might be Ngo and froze in terror. He worked himself up over several blocks until he finally got the courage to snap a cover photo. After he got home and calmed himself with a long session of bouncing and squeaking, he "bravely" made up the story he posted on his social media.
Why is Phil so worked up about Andy Niggo anyway? Dude treats it like Ngo spends his days blowing up predominantly Latin American neighbourhoods in his Panzer IV and spends his nights raping women in front of an audience. Ngo doesn't even consider himself right-wing.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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Once he quits, Phil will finally have some time to himself. Chill at home, work on his drawings, maybe eat some pizza. He's really earned it.
Then he will bounce and squeak until his heart gives out. Zero people will attend the funeral and he will be dumped into a potter's field, with his name lost in time. This ends the story of Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici.
 

twattycake

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Why is Phil so worked up about Andy Niggo anyway? Dude treats it like Ngo spends his days blowing up predominantly Latin American neighbourhoods in his Panzer IV and spends his nights raping women in front of an audience. Ngo doesn't even consider himself right-wing.
Damage control from the last rally + just too stupid to think critically. The rubber cement or whatever it was in the milkshake that Ngo got hit with could have left him injured for life, but to hear AntiFa's version it was not a big deal because the victim was one of the "bad guys". Couple that with Phil's tendency to overdramatize and believe his own lies, and you get Ngo = Asian Hitler.


I doubt Phil even knows why he’s supposed to hate Ngo. It’s just cowboys and Indians to him.
Yeah, this is probably what happened. He heard other AntiFa members bashing the guy, and exaggerated that into Ngo = Hitler (or that might have been what they outright told him; Taters and AntiFa are both really exceptional). Expecting him to have looked up the story on his own was giving him too much credit.

Phil is also just a nasty piece of work-any excuse to hate somebody is good enough for him.
 
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Tragi-Chan

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Damage control from the last rally + just too stupid to think critically. The rubber cement or whatever it was in the milkshake that Ngo got hit with could have left him injured for life, but to hear AntiFa's version it was not a big deal because the victim was one of the "bad guys". Couple that with Phil's tendency to overdramatize and believe his own lies, and you get Ngo = Asian Hitler.
I doubt Phil even knows why he’s supposed to hate Ngo. It’s just cowboys and Indians to him.
 

Midlife Sperglord

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But I would like to see what would happen if Andy Ngo did try out Portland’s public transportation system and mingled with the common people like all famous people tend to do. I know Ngo is not that famous, but I seriously doubt someone of his stature in Portland would take the bus.
 
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You could tell Phil "jabroni" is the Spanish word for renegade and he'd probably get it tattooed on his neck.
Phil, we know you read these forums. This post was in no way sarcastic.

Phil's planning his retirement.
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"Active duty."

Phil, don't pretend that "active" would accurately describe anything you do.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

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Phil's planning his retirement.
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Phil, convincing himself he'll still have people to impress in 5-6 years time. Maybe it's finally sinking into his thick skull that the people he's attempting to tard around with are sick of him. Desperation to stay relevant usually drives Phil to ridiculous ends.

He really is a soldier, y'all. He talks about it all the time and dresses up like it every day too, so it must be true!

Cosplay, not even once.
 
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The Dude

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"pedophile"
"history of physical assault"

every fucking time
I'd like to know where Phil gets these ideas from. Oh right, he gets them from whiny SJWs and other butthurt special snowflakes throwing baseless accusations around without evidence, because they're incapable of debating with facts and reason. Name calling is always the go-to tactic of witless, spoiled children when they're losing. Then when that fails, they resort to violence, typically the cowardly variety like sucker punching people or pepper spraying them before beating them so their target can't fight back.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Why would he be “getting tired of that Xochi” when Xochi is an imaginary friend that only Phil believes in, who cannot physically manifest? If Reggie was getting tired of Phil, he’d say Phil, or Isabel, or whatever name he most commonly uses. However, given the total lack of context and the implication that the sentence was longer, I would guess he just said something that sounded a bit like Xochi.

Antifa might be getting tired of that Xochi.