"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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You. 👏 Don't. 👏 Work. 👏 Phil.👏

You beat your own crippled mother BECAUSE you don't WANT to work Phil. You haven't had a fucking job in over a decade; you aren't fucking working class. Marx, Engels, Luxemburg, Bakunin, Lenin, DeLeon, Kautsky, Mao and literally any socialist, anarchist, or marxist in history worth a shit would say this and want you dead as a drain on the system.
Heh. You clearly haven't seen his online activist work. Away with you, bootlicker.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Is this going to be like that time he e-begged because he was going to become a tattoo artist anna graphic designer anna anna professional artist and oh all sorts of things? Because I seem to recall that never happened and Phil is still a useless pile of shit.

I can’t help but notice that he isn’t actually saying that he wants to go back to school, just that he never thought he’d say that.
 
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Misaki Nakahara

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because he was going to become a tattoo artist anna graphic designer
Aha, excuse me with that? Imagine Phil as a graphic designer. Everything he does is a patchwork of primary colours and thousands of tiny logos and phrases condensed into small areas.

Actually, fuck that. Imagine Phil AS A TATTOO ARTIST. You'd ask for a rose and Phil would draw you up a stencil of Andy Ngo being impaled by the three Antifa arrows and say "is this okay? I'm not good at drawing roses". Besides, it's one of the most sanitary jobs out there because you're literally creating wounds by scraping needles across people's skin. Who on Earth would let Phil do that?
 
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REGENDarySumanai

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Hi, Phil! Do you plan on getting a job with this community college education?
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Do it Phil, prove me wrong after striking your nerves. You are a rotting shell of a man who can't even be assed to be whatever political position you are on today. I've already gotten my degree in something useful and all I have to do is strike for gold. You have already been lead astray by pyrite.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

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Hi, Phil! Do you plan on getting a job with this community college education?
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Still spending all his time reading here and living his life only to "piss [us] off". It's embarrassing how easy it is to control Phil.

No-one here cares whether Phil is "educated" or not, because he'll act stupid whatever happens and we'll laugh about it. The difference is that Phil is something to read for a couple of minutes during a fag break, while on the toilet or whatever, but Phil spends all day thinking about how to "piss off Kiwi Farms".

The big question is, will Phil survive the merge (and what about Jingles)?
 

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Exactly how is Phil going to pay for said education? Is he going to take out student loans? Can he get student loans since he's on the tugboat? Does Portland have free college tuition for tards? So many questions that I'm sure Phil didn't ask and has no intention of finding the answers to since he isn't going to even apply for college.
I would not be surprised if he qualifies for some kind of, likely multiple. government adult education grants for the unemployed, tards, or trannies. This is Oregon. He might have to pay like $25 per credit or something, but he might just be dumb enough to drop $75 on some Feminism 101 course that he goes to once. It will be funny to watch him beg for pizza because he spent all his money "earning a degree". He will absolutely be posting when he's supposed to be in class.

On a related note to an Kiwis looking to attending college. Got to community college to get gen eds and your major's 101 classes out of the way. At least a year, preferably two. It will save you a ton of money and be much easier loss to absorb if you decide to change career tracks, drop out, go into an apprenticeship, etc. Just make sure your credits will transfer to the institutions you want to end up in.
 
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We will be absolutely furious if Izzy goes to college. Might as well rename this subforum “Kiwis Are Enraged That Izzy Hell Got An Education And A Job.” Fortunately, she won’t do it, so Kiwi Farms wins forever.
Seriously, not only will she be proving us all wrong about everything we say about her, but he'll also finally be better than all of us. We're all shut in NEETs right now. I will be crushed if Isabel elevates herself above me.