"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Communism's biggest weakness is that the leaders are idealogues who lionize work and labor without having ever done either. The proles will always be crushed in the system, expected to break their backs for an ideology that by design keeps them poor as dirt.
This was the biggest problem with Pol Pot's regime. He wanted to create a "worker's paradise" without understanding that if you shoot all the intellectuals that actually know how to run and design things you'll wind up with a country that will fall behind. Mao however understood the power of propaganda.

Phil is just a plain old authoritarian who wants others to follow his lead without actually doing any work himself.
 

Albert Ball

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Looks like Phil got some playtime on the jungle gym last night.
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"Retards in the Mist"
 

NeoGAF Lurker

aka Niggo Mortensen
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So what Phil really wants is to be one of those fat kings who has a servant feed him grapes as two others fan him with palm leaves?
That’s what every socialist, communist, and anarchist wants. They’re nothing more than petty authoritarians who want nothing more than a taste of power. They will make life hell for those who have to report to them or rely on them.
 

Lord of the Large Pants

Chicks dig giant robots.
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Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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HOLY SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'll comment when I can stop laughing.....
More accurately:
Portland Antifa:
Also Portland Antifa:
Phil, aka Aspen: (waddling past Portland bakery with Antifa cake in window) Hey, I should buy that and pretend Antifa bought it for me! Also I should call myself “bloc name redacted” while directing people to a website that catalogues my every alias and entire life story! Nobody will think it’s suspicious that Portland Antifa didn’t say anything themselves, or write anything on the cake indicating that it was actually made for me!

He won’t “dare to struggle” eating that whole cake in a single sitting, I’m sure. Probably won’t even cut slices. He’ll just grab whole handfuls of cake and cram them into his fat maw.
 
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Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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HOLY SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The last time Phil said somebody gave him food - his mother and a Pizza - he admitted that was a lie.

Here I bet some cake shop made this hoping some schmuck would come in and buy it...and lo and behold, one did.

Another win for capitalism.
 

Tragi-Chan

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The last time Phil said somebody gave him food - his mother and a Pizza - he admitted that was a lie.

Here I bet some cake shop made this hoping some schmuck would come in and buy it...and lo and behold, one did.

Another win for capitalism.
This is why it’s hilarious that (bloc name Aspen) thinks we’d send assassins after him. If we wanted him dead, we’d just create an Etsy store and keep updating it with new Antifa products daily until his entire tugboat is gone.

In real life, if Phil really was this elite supersoldier, he’d encourage the rumour that he was no longer in Antifa so that he could do his important work in secret. I guess this proves that he really is on the outs with Antifa.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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In real life, if Phil really was this elite supersoldier, he’d encourage the rumour that he was no longer in Antifa so that he could do his important work in secret. I guess this proves that he really is on the outs with Antifa.
Exactly, it's classic misdirection. The best supersoldiers out there don't post on Twatter because that would be stupid.

But you what would be funny? If that's actually what's going on but it's Antifa that's pulling it on Phil. Think about it. Here's this sped who likes to larp as a member. They treat him nice, buy him a cake and tell him he's a good boy because he's an idiot that believes it. Now all eyes are on Phil, he's all over Twatter giving away his location, saying what he's going to be doing and the real Antifa Supersoldiers are out there bashing the fash while Phil sits in his "bunker", stuffing handfulls of cake into his face and then bouncing and squeaking because he's on a sugar high and can't handle it.

I know it's not real but it would be funny.
 

JY's Tampon

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I can only imaging the snickering from the bakery (most likely Fred Meyer) staff as Phil waddled into the store in his tard gear to pick up the cake he ordered for himself. They were probably taking bets about wether or not he'd take it back to his philthy apartment to pose with it.
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Looks like Alejandro won $20. Look and all that shit on the floor.
 

AnOminous

shalom motherfucker
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Retired Staff
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This was the biggest problem with Pol Pot's regime. He wanted to create a "worker's paradise" without understanding that if you shoot all the intellectuals that actually know how to run and design things you'll wind up with a country that will fall behind. Mao however understood the power of propaganda.
And this is why you should never allow a nation of ADF. The basic concept is "murder all the smart people." And amazingly, if you do this, you end up with a nation of absolutely incompetent retards.