"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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"Hail Science!"
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Our Kiwi agents will be there Phil.

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LOL!

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Alex Krycek

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So just some thoughts….

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That’s retarded. It also directly contradicts Satanic Atheism because it’s inherently anti authority.

The Communist Party of China didn’t do anything to prevent it or facilitate it really.

Chinese trains aren’t bad but Japanese are better.

Christianexit sounds retarded.
 

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do you think he knows this but just doesn't admit it because 'grr america worst country' or does he actually expect xinnie the pooh to greet him off the plane and install him as a high ranking member of the CCP for being such a good communist?
Philthy wouldn't probably even get to leave the airport. His tattoos alone would raise too many red flags and then you add the piercings and he'd be seen as an immediate problem. If he's lucky they'll shove his ass right back on a plane.

If we're lucky he'd have a suitcase full of satanic shit and the Chinese take the same approach to satanists as they do christians; so it's off to prison where they torture the piggy and make him squeal. The only thing Phil would look forward to is getting forced to speak into a camera about how great communist China is.
 

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At least he got the booster, being: poor, overweight, and having extremely questionable hygiene I could see him taking up a bed and ventilator if he got Covid. Unless I'm being extraordinarily dense and "Baphomet booster" refers to something other than the Covid booster jab.

Can you imagine him being used in an anti-vaxx, propaganda meme? This was a normal middle aged man before he had the jab. Don't do it folks.
 

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Surely not. He's retweeted a piece in defence of the mass-murdering prat Stalin. He can't be serious. I believe the scope of his genocide to be about 50million people, but I know there are a range of opinions on that (1).
Stalin's killings could almost qualify as a plain old omnicide. Also the number really varies depending on what you include and whether all of it was actually Stalin's fault. Should we count troop deaths fighting against the Nazis? And if we do, does Hitler still get to claim credit for them?

How about the original Bolshevik Revolution? Do we count in people that current comrades would have considered clean kills of people who needed dying? How about liquidating the kulaks? Genocide? Or just mass murder?

I just can't get over how Nazism is the ultimate evil with a relatively puny kill count compared to Communism, which is now a fucking fashion statement. It's a failed IQ test any time anyone praises Communism despite its history of failure and murder.
 

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I just can't get over how Nazism is the ultimate evil with a relatively puny kill count compared to Communism, which is now a fucking fashion statement. It's a failed IQ test any time anyone praises Communism despite its history of failure and murder.

I could not agree more, and I also agree that defining Stalin's ultimate personal responsibility is an incredibly fraught concern. More in the realms of a decent PHD thesis and the following book, than can be contained in a simple thread.

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I see this though as his essential immaturity, capitalism bad as my circumstances are strained, and I don't just get free stuff (Despite the free stuff that he gets). So any form of communism is good.
 

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At least he got the booster, being: poor, overweight, and having extremely questionable hygiene I could see him taking up a bed and ventilator if he got Covid. Unless I'm being extraordinarily dense and "Baphomet booster" refers to something other than the Covid booster jab.

Can you imagine him being used in an anti-vaxx, propaganda meme? This was a normal middle aged man before he had the jab. Don't do it folks.
Phil would have to interact with another human being in close to proximity to catch it, though.
 

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Surely not. He's retweeted a piece in defence of the mass-murdering prat Stalin. He can't be serious. I believe the scope of his genocide to be about 50million people, but I know there are a range of opinions on that (1).

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(1) https://www.ibtimes.com/how-many-people-did-joseph-stalin-kill-1111789
The sperg who wrote the original post might be more reetarded than Phil. Unless it’s parody or satire.
 

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I see this though as his essential immaturity, capitalism bad as my circumstances are strained, and I don't just get free stuff (Despite the free stuff that he gets). So any form of communism is good.
How Phil thinks communism works: I don't want to work. I just want to stay home all day, get free shit, eat overpriced fancy foods and be seen as the elite communist I am. I'd be revered as part of the elite.
How communism would actually work for Phil: What's that, comrade? You have autism and contribute nothing to the whole? Off to the gulag until sentencing; the sentence will be death. Glory to the motherland.
 

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Stalin's killings could almost qualify as a plain old omnicide. Also the number really varies depending on what you include and whether all of it was actually Stalin's fault. Should we count troop deaths fighting against the Nazis? And if we do, does Hitler still get to claim credit for them?

How about the original Bolshevik Revolution? Do we count in people that current comrades would have considered clean kills of people who needed dying? How about liquidating the kulaks? Genocide? Or just mass murder?

I just can't get over how Nazism is the ultimate evil with a relatively puny kill count compared to Communism, which is now a fucking fashion statement. It's a failed IQ test any time anyone praises Communism despite its history of failure and murder.
The three most successful Communist Countries I can think of are Yugoslavia, Viet Nam, and admittedly current day China.

Yugoslavia broke up, partially because of its Syndicalist Economic policies (workers self management turns out means workers don’t want to work as much but still want high wages), Viet Nam was never really Communist in the first place (Ho Chi Minh basically said this point blank even to the point he would have been okay with the Monarchy sticking around and any French who wanted to join North Viet Nam were completely embraced), and China abandoned Communism in the 80s and became more of an Authoritarian technocracy than anything even resembling Socialism.
 

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Yugoslavia broke up, partially because of its Syndicalist Economic policies (workers self management turns out means workers don’t want to work as much but still want high wages)
To be fair, Yugoslavia was never going to work out.

Serbs and Croats were never going to get on well with each other because of ethnic and religious reasons and no government policy would ever fix that.
 

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To be fair, Yugoslavia was never going to work out.

Serbs and Croats were never going to get on well with each other because of ethnic and religious reasons and no government policy would ever fix that.
There’s a lot of people (except in Slovenia and Kosovo) who don’t agree with that. Admittedly I know more Serbs than anything else but there’s a lot of people who are nostalgic for the old Yugoslavia. The problem does largely begin and end with Serbs having some kind of hegemony after Tito died and Serbian Organized Crime bullying other outfits. Then again the Serbs were still really pissed about the Ustase so….. I guess that’s a big point of contention,
 

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Weirdly, I think Phil could be quite content under a dictatorship. Yes, he’s lazy, but he’s also a coward who usually manages to avoid getting his ass kicked. So I think it would only take one beating for him to realise that he can’t challenge the status quo and being a disabled autistic trans woman won’t cut it. He won’t enjoy being put to work, but it’s better than getting hit again.

He hates authority being applied to him, but he loves applying it to others. He fetishises militarism and the police. He loves telling people off. He loves snitching. He could never be the one wearing the jackboots, but he would absolutely lick them. He’d praise the regime, spread its propaganda and report its enemies. He’s the perfect useful idiot.

And as a dimwitted autist, being told exactly what to do and how to do it would be much easier than trying to navigate adulthood in a free state. He’d never rise beyond the level of a peasant, but no one would expect much from him.

The only downside would be when someone smarter uses him as a scapegoat and he gets shot.
 

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He tried going to college. If I’m not mistaken, that experience involved a girl getting pissed with him for using her OC in a sexual story, shitting himself when a guy hugged him and getting expelled for drawing a Naruto character shooting John McCain in the head.
Y’know, I’ve followed Phil for a long time and am well aware of each of these stories, but seeing it all laid out in a single sentence like that is hilarious. It sounds too ridiculous to be true. I love that Phil exists and that this is his life and I’m thankful he shares it all with us kiwis.