ADF theme song -

[tomgirl4life]

Dr. Seuss must've been a time traveler, because when he wrote these lyrics he was describing our smelly pal to the T. "Everything's the same; only the names have changed."

Spoiler: You're a mean one Mr. Phil

You're a mean one, Mr. Phil.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Phil.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Phil.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Phil.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Phil.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Phil.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crokodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Phil.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Phil.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

You're a rotter, Mr. Phil.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Phil.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Phil.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Phil.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

His theme song definitely isn't "Dude Looks Like a Lady".

 

[RWS Watcher]

I'm just going to post this again:

It's as if Psychostick wrote it about ADF.

 

[Ravenor]

 

[VLAD]

It's as if Psychostick wrote it about ADF.

Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell...

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Really the only appropriate music is Circus music

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I initially thought that this would be a good one but then I realized that the woman in the video is far too attractive and passing so this instead

The welcome that Phil would receive from Mao

 

[VLAD]

Too easy.

 

[Trombonista]

I though he shared theme music with Bulk and Skull.

 

[Big Nasty]

On the other hand...

All rise for the CIS national anthem!

 

[Gagamaru]

 

[Ja'mie]

I nominate "You Gotta Pay the Troll Toll (If You Want the Boy's Hole)" from The Nightman Cometh.

 

[Erubetie]

I saw this nominated a few years ago on 789chan: