AIDS, Death and Satan, or crazy children's books

[LegoTugboat]

So, in my travels around the net, I find some pretty amazing things, as most of you do.

Some of them are amazing in a good way, like our friend Mr Tingle and his gay dinosaurs, and other authors that write about women getting impregnated by tetris blocks, or men that get attacked by homosexual cuttlefish shapeshifters on beaches.

And then, you come to the other end of the scale.

Some people wish to make children's books, and... well, let's just say they shouldn't, like with the case of the infamous Doris Sanford, and her collection of common neighbourhood dangers.

I daresay if there's some interest, I'll find some more for you guys.

 

[OtterParty]

Seanbaby discusses them here. Praise Seanbaby. He's funny.

 

[Bugaboo]

My fav

 

[Lunete]

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

I have found this book and I really hope it is not a

Edit: It is real apparently it is book for kids about medical pot.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits of having measles and how you can heal from them naturally and successfully. Often today, we are being bombarded with messages from vested interests to fear all diseases in order for someone to sell some potion or vaccine, when, in fact, history shows that in industrialized countries, these diseases are quite benign and, according to natural health sources, beneficial to the body.

"See? Jared died of measles because he ate junk food."
I think this one has been posted before, but it's too retarded not to post again.
Here's some more information on the author.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Messenger
Her site: http://naturematters.info/

 

[Quijibo69]

 

[Jaimas]

All real, all parodic, and all amazing.

 

[Monika H.]

Because this site lacked this thread.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

Fixed that for you.

 

[booklover]

Probably the strangest one I've seen so far was one from a Catholic press about abortions, quite graphic even though it was aimed at lower-elementary children.

Yikes.

 

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

Let's not forget this twisted book...

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's a parody