Airplane Mode - Written by Logan and Jake Paul (HOLY SHIT IT'S BAD)

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Have you ever wondered, "How bad can a movie get?" Have you ever wondered if it was possible to make "Food Fight" look like "Up" by comparison? Well here's a YouTube original movie written by our favorite suicide victim dabbing vlogger.

I honestly couldn't finish it.

 

[break these cuffs]

This looks worse than an Adam Sandler movie. This has gone beyond Jack and Jill tier. Also, has Logan Paul always looked that uncanny valley? I saw pictures around the Japan suicide forest thing, but holy shit that dude looks weird. This movie is absolutely Youtube seeing if they can bridge social media and movies, through sheer recognition alone, the way they're become a replacement for traditional television.

 

[saisegeha]

I've seen worse.

 

[Steelersfan22]

its chuck and Larry but gayer

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I have no interest in this movie, but I would pay good money to see someone scrape his face off with a cheese grater.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

These guys are still relevant?

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

What kind of person legitimately consumes logan and jake paul content? They should have died when logan dabbed on a suicide victim.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Jesus fuck they made a "Hide yo kids hide yo wife" reference in 2019.

ETA: And Leave Brittany Alone?? Fucking really??

 

[break these cuffs]

How many fucking RLM references can I fit.

Jesus fuck they made a "Hide yo kids hide yo wife" reference in 2019.

ETA: And Leave Brittany Alone?? Fucking really??

I will limit myself to two. When in history have a Neo Nazi and a gay twink ever created such poignant social commentary?

Popular mainstream media has absolutely nothing to offer. I post No One's Ever Really Gone too much, but it always fits.

Consumers rise up!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This is The Culling all over again.

 

[BF 388]

I saw this available for download and I had a sudden desire to shoot myself in the head.

 

[XE 600]

I'd rather slit my wrists than watch this shit.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

The greatest part of the movie is that it presents a scenario where a some dude is trying to kill off all the top youtubers and influencers in some convoluted manner.
It then attempts to make you root against him, as though his wishes are somehow objectionable.

Jesus fuck they made a "Hide yo kids hide yo wife" reference in 2019.

ETA: And Leave Brittany Alone?? Fucking really??

That's the other big thing:
Who the hell is the target audience for this movie?
The younger fans? All of their fanbases are in that 12-15 range. They're not going to get the literal decade old references you're making, and the movie works kinda blue for the kids to see it.
Older millennials? They fucking hate you clowns. Ain't nobody over the age of 15 showing up to see that Neistat motherfucker do shit, and they damn sure aren't showing up for a rehash of 2009's most mediocre viral hits.
What is the goal for this?

 

[Pitere pit]

Now, this is the perfect trash movie to watch on movie's night baked or drunk.

The greatest part of the movie is that it presents a scenario where a some dude is trying to kill off all the top youtubers and influencers in some convoluted manner.
It then attempts to make you root against him, as though his wishes are somehow objectionable.

He's the fucking heroe of this trashfire, heck, I hope he kills every influencer and youtuber of this shit.