Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.


A lawyer with absolutely no clue how the law works. What will they think of next?
Its more likely he knows how the law works and is assuming nobody else does. It's a common misapprehension among intellectual elitists. They got a fancy degree in something therefore nobody else could possibly know anything about the subject. He has probably bullied countless people with threats of lawsuits and gotten his way because nobody had called him on his bullshit.


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IDK why he'd even try to get copyright protection for his photos, especially the older ones. Fair use aside (which is pretty clear cut), since he's copyrighting photos more than three months since they were created, the only damages he'd receive would be either actual damages, for which he'd need to prove how other people using his photos harmed him monetarily, or an injunction, which is still a pain in the ass to get. Moreover, for anything that he registers that's more than two years old, he'd need to affirmatively prove that he has a copyright to it.


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Akiva is an actual IP attorney which makes me wonder why he's saying retarded shit. What he's claiming is just factually incorrect.
No chance it's anything other than a scare tactic. Reality isn't that scary in this case, so he plays pretend and hopes that you assume that since he's a lawyer he isn't lying. "Oh no, that guy is a lawyer and he says I'm gonna lose my site and go bankrupt cuz I'm hosting his dox! Better clam up and delete everything and hide in fear!". Ironically that's essentially what he is doing now, since his twitter is private now.

I'm not surprised this manchild has 0 integrity as a lawyer, to the point where his best tactic is to scare people with lies. It sucks, but it doesn't surprise me.

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
I was under the impression from the text on the front page that apparently hats are for sale or something related to this. After a quick browsing of the situation and seeing what a dumb motherfucker we're dealing with here, I don't see how hats are involved. This isn't Team Fortress 2 now, is it?


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Are attorneys today dumb as Jonathan Yaniv or always was stupid as some trannies?

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