Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.

Wilhelm Bittrich

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How do you even become mafia master?
Minimum requirements:

  • Be so bad with your shlong, that your wife dykes out.
  • Be a super lawyer
  • Sperg bullshit on Twatter at least hundred times a day.
  • Post your home adress on Facebook
  • Be in the vicinity of T Greg
  • Generally do not know what you're talking about.

For all the world, it sounds like PopeHat is just the Pewdiepie of twitter lawyers.
TBH, the swedish super nazi PewDiePie at least has some funny content, while popehat suffers from serious USI and TDS.
 

Feline Darkmage

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Dude reminds me of Takahito Karasawa. The Japanese lawyer who flipped out on 2ch trying (and failing) to protect this kid who was his client because said kid got dox'd to hell and back and then both of them became memes.

Although something tells me this dude would enjoy being stalked by an actual meme cult dedicated to him.

Good thing that Activia picked a fight with a group much more tame than hardcore NEET trolls like the ones who founded the Koushinists.
 

AStupidMonkey

srsly, wtf is dis shit?
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OneHandClapping

dear god no
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The mafia leader tells the mafia team what to do.
There's like a hundred variations of Mafia, but I haven't heard of one with a mafia leader. But that's neither here nor there. Akiva's just trying to be smug by admitting he's good at lying or deducing. Well I guess those are things lawyers would be proud of?
 

AStupidMonkey

srsly, wtf is dis shit?
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There's like a hundred variations of Mafia, but I haven't heard of one with a mafia leader. But that's neither here nor there. Akiva's just trying to be smug by admitting he's good at lying or deducing. Well I guess those are things lawyers would be proud of?
"Godfather" might be the accepted term.

EDIT:
might be the confusion/association: If the game is called "Mafia," then a "Mafia Master" might be a "master" of "Mafia." It really sounds like he's just trying to be 2edgy4u, tho.
 

Immortal Technique

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Its more likely he knows how the law works and is assuming nobody else does. It's a common misapprehension among intellectual elitists. They got a fancy degree in something therefore nobody else could possibly know anything about the subject. He has probably bullied countless people with threats of lawsuits and gotten his way because nobody had called him on his bullshit.
Fancy degree is an understatement.......he got himself the FANCIEST law degree possible from Columbia. That's $300-400K in tution alone--:thinking:interesting he wants $300k in damages.
 

Genkoda

A fluorescent African American government worker
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