Basically. Degenerates like Manjaw and Emmett would only have to suffer catastrophic humiliation in a court documented video reposted by Nick. Their fake ass stories might make FUNi take Oberlin College levels of damage though.
Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.
Not taking shekels? He should turn in his Jew card.
Also, don't forget to archive.
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Archive for posterity: article, twitter thread. Maybe he really did get his head far enough out of his ass to act like a decent human being. It's best any lawyer can really hope to aspire to. Well done Kiwi Farms. If it weren't for us he'd just be another retard posting on loltwitter all day.
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Well better use of twitter than trying to get those popehat cummies. Good on him.
How did Cohen manage to keep his practice open when so many of his LawTwitter colleagues (especially Doucette) decided to pack it in?
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Tard cum guzzlers like him just can't keep their mouths shut. Cohen wants to be seen as some sort of saviour and has this gigantic superiority white-man saviour complex. So of course he wants to be worshiped as some uber super hero and be seen in a positive light. It's really funny how all these speds attract each other and want to create some boogeyman out of nothing. It's a damn wonder he ended up as a laughingstock on the farms.
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For all his lolcow behavior (sending a frivolous bar complaint about Ty, trying to flex on Nool for copyrighted kid pictures) he doesn't seem abjectly incompetent like Douchette.
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Wasn't he a minor partner or something? It wasn't his firm. Right now he is just doing rando legal work since the main office is closed.
I give him credit for this. Other than that I have nothing nice to say so I’ll leave the rest of y’all to it.
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the guy got nothing going on so hes basically just going around saying hes gonna do pro bono. That earns him good boy points and possible work. Especially with current wu flu events i wouldn't be surprised if several lawyers have now a newfound expertise in constitutional law!!! Gotta be some city/state overreaching people's right now.
No matter what happens, you can rest assured the lawyers will be paid for it.
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He's also an IP lawyer. How much copyright trolling and patent trolling is going on right now that the owner of the Farms gets to step out and do pro bono work for?
A lot of the time with minor quibbles a lawyer's signature at the bottom of a letter or suit draft will trigger an amicable settlement or dropped misdemeanor case
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He's a spednaught lawtwit. Free legal advice from him is probably worth every penny it costs.
He should file an ethics violation charge against corona virus
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Nick was scrutinized for months over the GoFundMe. They called him a grifter and a con artist. They said he was going to steal the money. He was subpoenaed. Law Twitter dug up his dead grandfather's last will and testament and invented a quid pro quo conspiracy between him and Ty.
And here we have Akiva Cohen asking people to donate money to his Venmo, which he says he will then give to his unnamed friend in the form of cash. He has reportedly raised over $4,000 so far. He knows about GoFundMe. Is he afraid of the accountability that comes with it?
And here we have Akiva Cohen asking people to donate money to his Venmo, which he says he will then give to his unnamed friend in the form of cash. He has reportedly raised over $4,000 so far. He knows about GoFundMe. Is he afraid of the accountability that comes with it?
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More like Foster GRIFT.
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does anyone else find it weird that big city professionals are begging for money? Shouldn't they be making enough to not do this? Maybe it's him and other people in his socioeconomic class just shuffling money around, which is a nice gesture I guess, but if he's taking money from working class people to give to his upper-middle class friends, then that's pretty skeevy (yes I feel the same way about Nick and all his associates)
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