Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen - Filing photos of his own children with the copyright office so he can sue the KF for that sweet, sweet brand ownership.

GenericReviewerDraco

Wholesome Anna
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isn't the real punishment people get there sanctions and loss of credibility as a witness
Basically. Degenerates like Manjaw and Emmett would only have to suffer catastrophic humiliation in a court documented video reposted by Nick. Their fake ass stories might make FUNi take Oberlin College levels of damage though.
 

TexOffender

Whatever happens, happens
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Archive for posterity: article, twitter thread. Maybe he really did get his head far enough out of his ass to act like a decent human being. It's best any lawyer can really hope to aspire to. Well done Kiwi Farms. If it weren't for us he'd just be another exceptional individual posting on loltwitter all day.
Well better use of twitter than trying to get those popehat cummies. Good on him.
 

5t3n0g0ph3r

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Archive for posterity: article, twitter thread. Maybe he really did get his head far enough out of his ass to act like a decent human being. It's best any lawyer can really hope to aspire to. Well done Kiwi Farms. If it weren't for us he'd just be another exceptional individual posting on loltwitter all day.
How did Cohen manage to keep his practice open when so many of his LawTwitter colleagues (especially Doucette) decided to pack it in?
 

Coach Kreeton Of All That

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Archive for posterity: article, twitter thread. Maybe he really did get his head far enough out of his ass to act like a decent human being. It's best any lawyer can really hope to aspire to. Well done Kiwi Farms. If it weren't for us he'd just be another exceptional individual posting on loltwitter all day.
Tard cum guzzlers like him just can't keep their mouths shut. Cohen wants to be seen as some sort of saviour and has this gigantic superiority white-man saviour complex. So of course he wants to be worshiped as some uber super hero and be seen in a positive light. It's really funny how all these speds attract each other and want to create some boogeyman out of nothing. It's a damn wonder he ended up as a laughingstock on the farms.

LMFAO UR STILL A FUCKING FGGT AKIVA SUCK BBC U GIANT CUCK FGGT NO WONDER UR WIFE GONE WENT TO LOOK LIKE A MAN LOL
 

Crazedking

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the guy got nothing going on so hes basically just going around saying hes gonna do pro bono. That earns him good boy points and possible work. Especially with current wu flu events i wouldn't be surprised if several lawyers have now a newfound expertise in constitutional law!!! Gotta be some city/state overreaching people's right now.
 

mindlessobserver

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the guy got nothing going on so hes basically just going around saying hes gonna do pro bono. That earns him good boy points and possible work. Especially with current wu flu events i wouldn't be surprised if several lawyers have now a newfound expertise in constitutional law!!! Gotta be some city/state overreaching people's right now.
No matter what happens, you can rest assured the lawyers will be paid for it.
 

Save the Loli

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the guy got nothing going on so hes basically just going around saying hes gonna do pro bono. That earns him good boy points and possible work. Especially with current wu flu events i wouldn't be surprised if several lawyers have now a newfound expertise in constitutional law!!! Gotta be some city/state overreaching people's right now.
He's also an IP lawyer. How much copyright trolling and patent trolling is going on right now that the owner of the Farms gets to step out and do pro bono work for?
 

Freedom Fries

actually a pretty good user
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He's also an IP lawyer. How much copyright trolling and patent trolling is going on right now that the owner of the Farms gets to step out and do pro bono work for?
A lot of the time with minor quibbles a lawyer's signature at the bottom of a letter or suit draft will trigger an amicable settlement or dropped misdemeanor case
 
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