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Akiva Meir Cohen / AkivaMCohen / Akiva ben Yisroel HaKohen




Dox:

DOB: June 17, 1978
599 Waukena Ave
Oceanside, NY 11572
Email: akiva.m.cohen@gmail.com


(Very smart things to post online!)

Akiva has five children. The oldest three, from his marriage to his ex-wife Miriam Fein, are twins Esther and Ezra (14 years old) then Tehila (11 years old).




Hey, quick question, is it Jewish thing to have your kids participate in elaborate fake weddings (archive)?


His two youngest children are from his new wife, Dalia Sztulwark. Michael (4 years old) and Miya (9 months old).


Akiva has some real problems with his ex-wife.










Personally, I'm very surprised their relationship didn't work out! On the one hand, you have an annoying, traditional Jewish man. On the other, you have......this?

Oh.


Akiva's second wife has had some problems of her own! In 2015, she filed a lawsuit against what looks to be a former employer (since she's a nurse), which ended up being dismissed with prejudice. The weird thing is, she file this as a pro se litigant, even though she was already with Akiva at the time. Maybe he just didn't give a shit?


Anyway, if you want to look at some of the litigation Akiva bothered to take part in, you can peruse here.
tfw your dad is tweeting instead of paying attention to you again