Aladdin remake trailer/general - robin williams didn't die for this

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Some “news” writer is going to be writing a glorified blog post about this in a few months talking about how the actors had too light of a skin color or some other social justice drivel. The movie will still manage to be controversial even if they try and make it woke because the social justice crowd is impossible to please.
 

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Jafar looks to young, he doesn’t have to be achient, but to be the vizier to the Sultan you should at least look old enough to be my dad.

The cave looked ok and was probably the best part of the trailer. My husband says “The CGI looks like a Syfy original movie.”

Jasmine and Aladdin look fine, just fine. Nothing really wowed me about the costumes and if I didn’t know better, I wouldn’t know this was Aladdin. It’s concerning that we haven’t heard either one of them speak.

Will Smith looks terrible, my roommate described it as “a reject from Avatar.” My husband says “It looks like they stretched out Tobias horizontally, and it looks like Will Smith is playing Will Smith but blue.”

I’ll probably sit this one out, I’m sure others will too.

Pikonic’s prediction
Budget: 275m (before advertising)
Box office total: 800m
RT score: 68%
Metacritic: 55/100
 

Scratch This Nut

Problematic Chihuahua
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Jafar looks to young, he doesn’t have to be achient, but to be the vizier to the Sultan you should at least look old enough to be my dad.

The cave looked ok and was probably the best part of the trailer. My husband says “The CGI looks like a Syfy original movie.”

Jasmine and Aladdin look fine, just fine. Nothing really wowed me about the costumes and if I didn’t know better, I wouldn’t know this was Aladdin. It’s concerning that we haven’t heard either one of them speak.

Will Smith looks terrible, my roommate described it as “a reject from Avatar.” My husband says “It looks like they stretched out Tobias horizontally, and it looks like Will Smith is playing Will Smith but blue.”

I’ll probably sit this one out, I’m sure others will too.

Pikonic’s prediction
Budget: 275m (before advertising)
Box office total: 800m
RT score: 68%
Metacritic: 55/100
Avatar came out ten years ago. There is no reason for his cgi to look so bad.

Abu isn't even played by a real fucking monkey and that just fries my giblets.
 
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