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CREDITS: @nonnewtonian for content, new social media sites and doxxing, @Great Dane and @sprinklegobbler for zoophile slapfight screencaps



Aluzky, or @alu_ky as he's known on twitter, his main social media platform, is a narcissistic pleasure-obsessed dog fucker advocating for sex with animals and bestiality porn. His entire account is based around this concept and he won't miss an opportunity to screech about da bigotz triggering the poor oppressed zoophiles. Among individuals like Fausty, Aluzky seems to be one of the most copious and vociferous animal fuckers. The arguably worst thing he's done is fuck dogs behind their owner's back multiple times, and then justifying those actions. He has admitted this when he has been confronted by another zoophile. This will be demonstrated in the "Zoo Crusade" spoiler of the OP. Unfortunately, this isn't all there is to know about him. He also:

• Thinks there's no harm in adultery
• Has tried to emotionally manipulate people by quoting MLK to cheer on zoophiles
• Got all autistic at a vet for not showing evidence that animals are harmed in bestiality
• Refers to pedophiles as "pedosexuals", calls it a sexual orientation and thinks babies and kids can consent
• Supports parents waiting for their kids to grow up so they can fuck them
• Supports drugs and hedonism, and calls anyone against those things an asshole
• Wants you to become vegan

(All of this will be shown in "Twitter Analysis 3")

He actually has had a long-lasting online presence, dating back to early 2011, and has had a bunch of callouts in recent years. You might have heard of this specimen in the Zoosadism Megathread, so I may quote posts from there. The stuff that will be talked about here may appear redundant to people who already know him, but this was made with a new audience who has no idea about him in mind. What makes him stand out though?

Aluzky has a more noticeable online presence than other zoophiles. He has made himself this consistent personality of "I am the most intelligent human being on Earth, I have achieved peak enlightenment! I am right, you are wrong" and is never discreet about his shit, he wants everyone to know about his activities with dogs, and anyone who shows even the slightest bit of discomfort to it is an evil bigot fucker to him. He acts like this allmighty teacher whenever he is confronted, poke a stick at him and he'll write back a block of text using them facts. In other words, he's more well-known, open and sociable, and his interactions with people can be baffling, like how angry he acts towards memes. Not to mention, he appears to be a vulnerable doxxing target.


Before we jump into this mountain of dogshit, keep these following quotes of his in mind. Nothing of what will be shown here is a joke, sarcasm, or taken out of context.

https://twitter.com/alu_ky/status/1154083219098263554
https://web.archive.org/web/20190803222526/https://twitter.com/alu_ky/status/1154083219098263554


https://twitter.com/alu_ky/status/1142986425559932928
https://web.archive.org/save/https://twitter.com/alu_ky/status/1142986425559932928

And now we begin. It's recommended to go through the sections/spoilers in order.







Some of the more intriguing things to know of Aluzky is how he eventually got in a fight with other zoophiles on the ethics of fucking other people's dogs without the owner's permission. This would be foreshadowed in June where he contradicts himself in just two tweets:

In early August, he faced a debate with a fellow zoofag, which led him to admit to going after other people's dogs behind the owner's back under the guise of, and I quote, "helping the dog with comfort and romance", and thus ensuing a fight between both antis and dogfuckers. Below are the screencaps for this epic battle, which includes a cow crossover with Chris Whiteman.




8chan caps where he talks about jerking off cats, trying to get puppies to suck his dick, and making dogs eat his jizz:

Aluzky's second language is Spanish; I know the idiom well, so if you find something in that language that you might think is associated with him, don't hesitate to show it to me.