Alex Martin Elmslie / ImAllexx / "Littlefinger" - Thin-skinned drama commentator, backstabbing snake, carelessly ruins reputations for clout

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Thank god, someone finally made a thread about this fag. I never understood why people watched him, his content was like watching paint dry for 10 hours. The only people I know who would watch him are horny 14 year old girls who would say "slay kween" unironically. For example, in one of his videos, half of the comments were just commenting about how big his bulge was.
 

SixTrees

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Great job on the OP, covers all the major shitflinging this guy took part in very well :)

For posterity’s sake I want to point out to anyone who‘s lucky enough to not know anything else about Alex that he has a rabid fandom. He has hoards of dedicated fans that will tear you apart for committing the crime of not liking the snake.

Alex is bisexual and definitely leans into the uwu soft gay aesthetic on occasion, so I think half of the deranged fans are just faghag fujoshits. They won’t hesitate to accuse naysayers of homophobia because how DARE you dislike their gay softboi!!! :twisted: The eljeebeetees can do NO wrong you bigot
 

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I'm not surprised he actually got a thread tbh, but it took some time than I thought it would.

My introduction to this Britfag was from Diesel Patches:
“He’s a talentless hack and his videos are boring”

That’s literally all that’s required

But of course if your a talentless boring hack your bound to stretch things out
 

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Thank god, someone finally made a thread about this fag. I never understood why people watched him, his content was like watching paint dry for 10 hours. The only people I know who would watch him are horny 14 year old girls who would say "slay kween" unironically. For example, in one of his videos, half of the comments were just commenting about how big his bulge was.
Great job on the OP, covers all the major shitflinging this guy took part in very well :)

For posterity’s sake I want to point out to anyone who‘s lucky enough to not know anything else about Alex that he has a rabid fandom. He has hoards of dedicated fans that will tear you apart for committing the crime of not liking the snake.

Alex is bisexual and definitely leans into the uwu soft gay aesthetic on occasion, so I think half of the deranged fans are just faghag fujoshits. They won’t hesitate to accuse naysayers of homophobia because how DARE you dislike their gay softboi!!! :twisted: The eljeebeetees can do NO wrong you bigot
The Onlyfans pics, NSFL subreddit, and corroboration on the thread confirms the only reason people like this snake bitch is he's a twink, and that makes teenage girls thirst over him and (probably) ship him with his friends.
Funny you all bring that up. From what I've seen, I think it's less to do with girls/fans thirsting after him, and more so to do with them shipping him with other guys. I didn't feel like bringing it up in the OP because it was very off-topic, but there was a pretty good video from It'sBen that mentioned how Alex loathed his fanbase for writing gay fanfics despite making "jokes" about wanting to literally suck off and fuck other dudes and even call them "Daddy".
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Great OP, glad there's finally one for him, it was a long time coming.

One small tidbit that's really indicative of what a hypocritical faggot he is, he used to go on podcasts with his friend iNabber and shit talk other commentators for having low effort merch stores. Skip less than a year and he was doing the same exact shit. I don't think anybody was buying any of it so now he just tries to sell one hoodie in two colors with the old limited quantity scam.




He doesn't really react like the typical cow, he doesn't have meltdowns or reee, he does most everything off camera behind the scenes, so I imagine this is going to be more of a Beauty Parlor type thread where it's just cataloging what an epic piece of shit he is.
Oh yeah, that as well was brought up in the video above. Apparently Alex criticized another creator for selling bad merch to fans, whereas he "ironically" made his merch look as shitty and uninspired as possible just to prove a dumb point.
 

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I feel like there was an episode of Cold Ones were Chad (Anything4views) said that at insomnia 63, Pyrocinical's dad threatened to beat the shit out of ImAllexx. Might have been the one where Keemstar was the guest I can't quite remember. If anyone can find it, it would make a great addition to the thread :story:
 

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I feel like there was an episode of Cold Ones were Chad (Anything4views) said that at insomnia 63, Pyrocinical's dad threatened to beat the shit out of ImAllexx. Might have been the one where Keemstar was the guest I can't quite remember. If anyone can find it, it would make a great addition to the thread :story:
Unless that's a separate instance, I'm hearing this right now from the Mom's Basement episode that @LukeMcGregor linked: Supposedly it was at an event called Summer in the City in London where Alex kept wandering around Pyro's table trying to chat up Pyro's fans. Eventually Pyro's parents threatened Alex to get away from the table and told Pyro to not trust Alex. Hilarious if true.
 

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He is streaming right now if anyone is interested. Its just him playing call of duty zombies while listening to music.


Only interesting thing he mentioned in the stream is something was going on in the background causing him to be low energy.


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Can anyone give me the quick rundown on this whole E-boy podcast thing? I haven't really kept up with him so did not know he had some sort of podcast. Another thing is he going for the Ironic E-boy shtick where they end up doing the exact shit they criticize while using irony as an excuse.
 
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Many are quick to notice Alex has a fat tongue because of his lisping but I feel not enough attention is paid to this motherfucker's unnaturally spaced, candy corn looking teeth.

There's got to be some kind of dentistry condition for this shit. Bet he saves a lot of money on not having to use floss. View attachment 1592231
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Can anyone give me the quick rundown on this whole E-boy podcast thing? I haven't really kept up with him so did not know he had some sort of podcast. Another thing is he going for the Ironic E-boy shtick where they end up doing the exact shit they criticize while using irony as an excuse.
The video from Diesel Patches that @Xenomorphs Are Cute posted sums it up around 9:02. TL;DW: iNabber wanted to make a silly podcast someday called E-boys. His """friend""" Alex and a few other blokes I forgot the names of made the podcast without iNabber without a reason given. iNabber was pretty upset at first for being betrayed like that without them explaining why he couldn't join the group, yet has since then sort of downplayed the whole thing as being no big deal. While I did consider including this in the OP as another example of Alex's backstabbing, I figured that A. the lack of information and B. the other guys (presumably) being a part of the decision makes it difficult to fully pin the blame on Alex.
No clue, but also not surprised at all. It's confirmed that the majority of his fans are these rabid fangirls that openly like to write homoerotic fanfics about him getting fucked by his YouTube friends. So yeah, even with over 2 million subs, definitely not an enviable position to be in with a fanbase like that.
 

Alrakkan

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Onlyfans' titular conceit is that the pictures are compromising and ONLY for the fans of the porn actors on there. Alex has a predominantly child audience.

Leafy's vid on Alex, which also shat on most other leafy clones, was spot on. Fucking prick.
 

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Surprised how no one talks about how much ImAlexxx was responsible for fanning the flames of trying to get Steven Crowder demonetized form YT because he made of Carlos Maza for being a homosexual not being able to handle gay jokes.